OK, I admit I fart! Girls, are you with me on this one?

[sweetgurl28]

Guys get aways with it all the time! why should we have to hold in gas pais for hours just to be a lady! they don't act like gentlemen. obviously I don't mena like in public or with someone you don't know. but around friends and stuff!

[missinugianna]

HEHE! I'm with you on this one! My ex thought it was funny when I did it, but, I'm still self concious about doing it around ANYONE. Fact is, we're all human and it's a human function, if any man can't accept that fact, then he's an immature douchebag that seriously needs not only a reality check, but also needs to go back to health class in middle school. ...So tired of having to be "socially correct". No guys, I'm not a pig, just stating a fact. And we women do try and be polite about it and go to the bathroom to do it,...but what she's saying is,...what if we do it by accident, or what if we feel comfortable enough to do it around you,...shouldn't we be allowed to? You men do it all the time, why is it any different just because we're women? Shouldn't matter about gender...WE'RE ALL HUMAN, WITH THE SAME DAMN FUNCTIONS. ...Sweetgurl, it's OK, you'll find a man that loves you for you and accepts your flatulence...that's a REAL man. ...Damn, I need to fart now. Just kidding! :)

[Applefan1]

I have no problems with women farting around me. It is natural and the way I feel is I would not want her to get a bloated, sick and uncomfortable tummy from holding it in around me. I would rather a girl/women just farted and relived herself. It does not make me think less of the girl/women or I am not turned off her in anyway. I honesty do not care how much the girl/woman needs to fart or how smelly it is, it is not like the girl/woman can help how badly she gets gas. Hek I am so relaxed about it I would not be turned off or think less of a girl/women even if she did it on the first date. :)

[Jetsfan69]

Look miss it's ok to fart I'd perfer a women to fart in the bathroom as opposed to a wrong time maybe I'd perfer a girl farting during sex or in a public bathroom cause to me it's sexy cause women are so ladylike and I perfer a women who's ladylike but can fart in front of me cause it's a mystery if ur interested comment back

[Darkfairie17]

Hahaha I hear ya! My ex boyfriend used to yell at me for this perfectly normal human function! :( It was a horrible thing for him, and yet he used to do it all the time. But because I was a girl, I had to hold it in :S Even when it made my tummy hurt or made me feel uncomfortable, I'm sorry but he was on crack or something :P I am totally with you on this!

Now I found a guy who agrees with me and I am happy :)

[Applefan1]

I am pleased you found a man who does not make a big deal out of you farting. We all do it. I am also a man that has no problems with girls/women farting around me. I do not want your ladies to get a sore, bloated and uncomfortable tummy just because your around me so I would rather you ladies just let it out. :)

[dazypink]

I grew up in a stable, and stallions were farting all the time, so when my actual brothers did fart I barely notice it. I guess it has something to do with your upbringing. I love the sound effects, and the mess doesn't get to me anymore. I'm long past that.

[zany1234]

I'm definitely with you on this one, baby. I love a girl who farts, especially during anal sex. I want her to just unload on me, shake the walls and leave a smell in the room that'll chase away the rats. I want a girl who can just be herself for once in her life, none of this British propriety crap to constrain her natural liberties.

I'm a professional farter myself, you see, and consume lots of fiber for ammunition to entertain myself, not just for health purposes. My neighbors sometimes hear me farting, and they laugh with me. It's joy, all joy, and a gift from Jehovah God to entertain ourselves in our darkest hours. Farting is one of the funniest and most unifying effects on this planet. About to go into battle? About to get into a nasty fight? Cut a fart, and suddenly everyone is laughing and being friends again.

[blueyaa]

Haha, yes yes, women fart too.

To me, my girlfriend's first fart in my presence was relieving, I was worried at the time that she wasn't relly comfortable around me. She's so cute, haha. I'm a weirdo, I'll admit it.

[Mesonfielde]

Best way to cease farting is by not eating. But I don't think we want to starve to death, do we? So considering it is a universal necessity for survival, I never understood why humans have created this culture of immature social hatred around it. It's so stupid, it hurts.

If you do it right, it doesn't make a sound. xD

[David-NewZealand]

You girls should not hold in your farts. I am a guy that has no problems with girls farting around him. People need to lighten up about girls farting. I mean its only natural and is bad for your insides to hold it in. The way I think is I would rather a girl just farted than got a sick, bloated and uncomfortable tummy. I am a guy that is on your side with this, Just let rip girls if a guy can't handle it its his problem.

[G-day-Bruce]

I think we should all have portable fart methane extraction machines. That way, no one knows.

When we get home, the collected gas is used for cooking.

Government should outlaw open farting, with fart fines.

[pearl1979]

everyone farts... lol. guys are not afraid to cut loose... but I cut loose at night when I am sleeping lol thank god for snuggles fabric softner lmao.

[Jetsfan69]

Hey I'm a guy I have a Fart Fetish. Now some of you may think it's weird don't worry I don't look up porn or anything about farts but I would like a women to fart in front of me or on me while wearing high heels I find it sexy because as a man seeing women who are sexy but so ladylike I never seen a sexy women fart for me so if your interested please message back don't worry I'm not some ugly fat guy u girls are thinking

[PatrickRory]

as long as you don't try to dutch oven me or something I don't really care, let em loose!

[Killfest400]

That's fine, but if it smells, I'm likely to leave temporarily.

[snackeyg]

I don't like when guys fart either. I don't fart around people.

[DeanWillis]

Ummm I don't fart in public when there are people present. However, at home I fart like a monster.

[Anonymous]

Yuck. I don't want to hear or smell that. But, if you let me motorboat you.. then I guess you can.

[Tmoney12345]

I would be honored if you were to fart in front of me, haha

[ihatework]

cut loose already, a real man can handle it

[Applefan1]

I don't mind when women fart. If is a relief for them to just let it out like it is for us guys. As far as I am concerned any woman can just fart as soon as she gets her gas and as often as she needs to. If it smells that is not a problem either.

[ihatework]

okely dokely

[Anonymous]

cats fart too. but do we need to know about this?!