A lot of people on here say they don't use toilet paper and prefer to clean with water, either poured on or from a water jet. That's fair enough but I don't under how you can remove faecal matter without some physical contact as well. If I get faeces on my hands ( and as a farmer I regularly do) I can't just pour water on, I need to physically rub to remove it. Surely the same applies to your bottom, simply pouring water on isn't going to shift it. And how do you check if it's all gone? I can wipe until there's nothing on the toilet paper, even poke about the sphincter to really get clean. You can't do that just by sprinkling water on it. I know a lot of guys have hairy holes, surely they need more than a scoot of water. And how do you dry off afterwards if you don't use paper?
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YES I get it you also shower. But surely you don't shower straight after every shit. That's not practical. True a good blast of a shower spray will clean you but i doubt a bidet has enough pressure to remove faecal matter without you actually rubbing it also. I don't want to wet my ass and wipe the shit off with my bare hands.
If you don't use toilet paper how do you actually wipe?
Honestly I do shower after every poo. I eat at exactly the same time every day and shower twice a day. I only have to poo once, it’s normally in the morning.
I like the privacy bc it just seems like I’m taking a shower so if anyone is staying with me ~ it’s as if I never poo 🤷♀️😛
I like to use incense anyhow and then scented soaps and perfume so it never smells bad.
I rinse before I get in the shower and use wash cloths in the shower and wash cloths to dry. I bleach the wash cloths regularly.
Evening.. shower is just for fun. I like the way it ends the day.. Also, I do not need to wash sheets as often if I’m clean going into bed. 😊
You'll need anything that can spray or move water to your butt. Stand in like this position 🏋️ but without the lifting. Apply soap to one of your hand, get ready with the water in the other hand. Left hand to your butthole, clean just enough to remove the remaining feces that stick to your butthole, spray water. Apply soap again, repeat. Dry off with a towel.
Then wash your hands in the end of everything. Wiping without toilet paper tutorial, southeast Asian edition.
You have to scrub shit dissolves in water use water, scrub your ass and wash your hands. Using TP leaves shit on you and it doesn't keep you from getting it on your hands necessarily either. You need running water though, you can't just wash in a dirty rain puddle like some Muslim migrant and expect to get clean. That will probably give you worms or something. Hook up a hose like they use on sinks to rinse dishes, get a bidet, what ever you want, there are lots of ways to get water on your ass if you want to go that rout.
Sht those bidets that I installed shoot water past your sphincter into your intestine if you set them high enough (internal pumps) and you can turn the heat up on them if you like your asshl hot and feel like hot sht literally. They are damn roto-rooters. No little turdies remaining with them. Nope, the new bidets clean your ahole the best. They have a feminine button to wash your vulv (further forward) and a blow dryer. You might even be able to orgasm on them (let me know). No paper required ever. They are online.
"but i doubt a bidet has enough pressure to remove faecal matter" wroooong, bullfecal, it will give you an enema if you sit there long enough. Some have internal pumps that raise the pressure above line pressure and it will hurt your hole if you set it up all the way. I am not talking about those worthless European style bidets that tinkle water at line pressure. It is like getting your ass sand blasted but with water. If you have ever been stung by a sandblaster you would understand what I am talking about. Maybe you are just a constipated girl that shts rocks.
Baby washcloths. I have been using them to conserve toilet paper. I only use cloth for number 1 and I wash my wipes daily in the washing machine with hot water.
The ugly truth: I use my fingers and a reasonably strong water jet. Proceed, until the water runs off clear. Living in the tropics, a little remaining moisture is no issue at all - it will dry in no time. Not surprisingly, bathrooms have hand wash basins - this allows me a final quality check of the re-installed cleanliness of my hand/s. Details: I use my left hand predominantly; in case that I already know that I'll meet an unpleasant person... it will be the right hand. This will allow me later to smile when we shake hands.
I've been using a bidet and water sprayer for a long time now, I know I can rock my hips and the sprayer will get everything clean. Not quite a pressure washer, but still forceful enough. Feces doesn't get spread around like it does wiping, so there's area to clean.
If you don't wipe or wash at all and just let the shit dry it will eventually flake off by itself. Make take a few days. Remember not to wear underwear so you can just sprinkle as you go about your day 👌
I have 5 rolls of toilet paper left... i'm thinking of using newspaper or getting a huge bucket sticking my butt in the bucket or simply use the spray from the sink... or get an empty bottle fill it with water and spray my asshole... but i'm hoping to come across some toilet paper... I haven't hit the walmarts yet so maybe i'll get lucky if it comes to my random ideas I didn't get them from a magazine or you tube.
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I kind of wish bidets were a thing in my country. I always have paranoia that there is a smell of shit off of me. I usually wipe my add until it bleeds. I think if I used a bidet it wouldn't hurt to sit down afterwards.
Good idea, but the problem is I always need to poo within the first hour of work. I've tried fasting in the morning to change my poop schedule, but it doesn't work.
I have toilet paper and to save on toilet paper. I use this method. After pooping in the toilet I just stand up from the toilet turn on the shower with the water at a got temp and I use the shower head and I shoot hot water up and douche out my butt-hole then I use soap and water and clean my hole body plus my butt area. Then my shower is over.
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If I'd use water first, I'd wipe and dry with a paper towel.
I use absorbent paper like pages from an old phone book. Then I wet a few pages with water and wipe my butt (just to get extra clean). I put the pages in a plastic bag and throw the bag away.
Haven’t run into this issue as I still have toilet paper but you can use tissues, paper towels, and stuff like that. Quick showers/baths are an option where you’re only cleaning that area. Old clothes. Air drying. Lots of options
Mom used to talk about useing the pages of the Sears catalog in the outhouse. The farm house she grew up in had no running water till she was in middle school. I took a wilderness survival class in collage. The instructor was wildfire smoke jumper. He recommended rocks, leaves, and sticks. With firm warning about pine needles, stinging nettles, poison oak and poison sumac.
Lol.. You seriously think tp can clean you better then soap? Wtf... What do you think soap is for. That's literally what it does. It kills all the bacteria and germs.
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You get a hose, you pull your pants down, put your thumb over the hole, and hold it behind you while bent over. Stay that way for about 2 minutes while spraying your butt. Then realize you could've just used a towel or something, shrug, and go back to doing what you're doing.
My shits are hard and firm they come out cleanly and without streaks. I do not wipe ever. Very rarely will i get crusty butt and then i will just rub it with warm water and napkin.
Ewww! I don't care how hard and clean your shit comes out. It still leaves a residue. It's bad enough with guys that don't wipe good enough and you go down on them just to smell his stinky butthole. I actually use toilet paper and a wipe just to make sure I'm very clean.
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