How often do you fart? Hmmm GaG?

[MachineMan]

^^ Yep that is it really. On average. Also do you eat a lot of Mexican food?

>10 more that

2-10 time a day

Once a day

Like maybe once a week.

Never.... girls don't fart!

Updates

+1 y

A) >10 per day


and wanted to add how loud are they? what do they smell like ?

[smokahontas]

I don't keep track of my farts,every now and then I will though but not at school because I'm too classy for that.Plus anyone who says they don't fart,is lying! You wouldn't be normal if you never farted ;D

[Anonymous]

I fart glitter that's strawberry scented because I'm that fabulous.

[knowmeyourself]

I smelled yours from here. People here are saying "Please more!" LOL

[TheGoodTheBadTheHOT]

I've got a feeling that you've amassed an army of haters tonight that will shower downvotes upon each answer you give from now until the end of time.

[Opinion Owner]

Hahaha I'm okay with that.

[MachineMan]

Why you get so many down marks? Your farts don't seem that bad :P

[TheGodEmperorLeto]

Hehe Enchanted :P

[palek]

Must be hard getting glitter stains out' the bed sheets.

[OneLove404]

wow. Haters.

[GreenEyesss]

The ones who down arrowed yours are just jealous that your smells good

[GreenEyesss]

The only thing that causes us Mexicans to fart is beans and nosotros los mexicanos adoramos los frijoles con bolillo, queso fresco, I chile verde con orchata yum XD

[MachineMan]

me gusta tu comida aun si me da pedos. jaja

[GreenEyesss]

Lol pues es que nuestra comida esta muy buena Enchiladas, Sopes, Tacos, Pipian, etc all of our food:D

[TheGoodTheBadTheHOT]

Depends, recently my bowels have been acting up. Whether it's from stress due to exams or a change in my diet I don't know.

[TheGoodTheBadTheHOT]

@update: mine smell like death. My dog that makes a habit of eating dog sh*t has to sometimes get up and leave the room when I let one rip.

[MachineMan]

The say dogs have the strongest sense of smell, poor animal, I should call animal abuse.

[palek]

Why you filthy ghoul! It sounds as though you've been messing the bed!

[Anonymous]

I saw one guy that voted "never, girls don't fart". LOL.

It depends on what I've eaten...hahaha. I don't really count. Usually it's like 2-10 times a day though.

To be perfectly honest, I had just farted before I saw this question...

[palek]

I thought I had cut a fart once, but it smelled bad, so I knew it couldn't have been mine.

[Anonymous]

I do believe if you eat a lot of mexican food, you'll probably destroy the ozone layer :P lol

[Enchanted_x3]

lmao.

[amilleman]

Mine vary in smell because it always depends what food I eat.

[palek]

You seem very attuned to your inner smell.

[xzinax2]

i rarely ever fart...it's odd considering my brother farts at least 20 times a day...maybe girls don't fart

[palek]

A likely story! When you're sleepin I bet it sounds like the soundrack to Scarface is playin in the background, and the smell's so thick you can see it! "I rarely ever fart," indeed! .

[xzinax2]

lol,no I'm serious,i've had sleepovers before and we've all told each other if we farted,snored etc.,nobody has heard me fart,and even when I'm awake,i don't fart,maybe they're just really quiet,but I haven't noticed any farting activities in my body

[palek]

Don't be surprised if one day you just implode!

[Beatrice1865]

Bullshit. My sisters and I fart all the time but my brothers never fart.

[Roraq8]

i honestly don't remember farting so I voted E, and when I do they smell of nothing, and theyre never too loud

[Anonymous]

I fart way more than ten times per day. I farted before I read this question. I farted after I typed that sentence. I can fart on command so maybe that gives me an unfair advantage.

[bel42]

i rarely fart .. I don't remember the last time I did that.

[objectivetruth]

which would mean that Mexicans are frequent farters?

[Lexi228]

I don't really count? lol

[MachineMan]

Too many right? You should lay off the baked beans for a bit.

[Lexi228]

lol

[palek]

In your pic, you look like you've just dealt a greasy one!

[Anonymous]

I'm too classy to fart, you know :D

[shani982]

lol

[sam240]

I only fart when I feel danger XD

[Anonymous]

quite a bit. I love mexican food too.

[question_girl]

ewwwwww... :)

[LawlessPrince]

I never fart, If bathroom doesn't count xD

[Anonymous]

This made me fart.

[palek]

I know what ya mean. It's almost like he asked us to pull his finger!

[Opinion Owner]

:)