I might have seen one 🤔
Mosquitoes always make me think of the ren and stimpy short the great outdoors 😂("(Stimpy falls fast asleep, As Ren looks at the stars. The night sky turns black and the moon is going down, But Ren isn't falling asleep. He hears a Mosquito buzzing and It lands on his arm, Ren's head, legs, And butt begin to wiggle. He growls at the audience. Ren goes back to sleep until he wakes up and founds a Mosquito sucking his blood. Ren screams like a girl and hit the Mosquito with his hand. Then he goes back to sleep. A Mosquito's eye looks at Ren and his blood from the inside. Millions of Mosquitoes look at Ren and they're ready to have his blood. The Next Morning, The Mosquito Leader and his Mosquito friends are full) Mosquito Leader: Oh man! What a feast! Mosquito #1: Oh, I'll never do that again. Mosquito #2: Oh, I'm stuffed.(Mosquito #2 burps, They begin to leave) Mosquito Leader: I don't you about the rest of you guys. But I'm gonna lay me some eggs. Mosquito #1: I hear you man.(The Mosquitoes leave. Stimpy wakes up and yawns happily, He smacks his lips) Stimpy: (as he rubs his stomach) Man, did I sleep good! (turns to Ren) How'd you sleep Ren?(The camera moves to Ren who is covered in Red Mosquito bites) Ren: (groans weakly) Oh, I slept all right"
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Not yet. Had a silverfish come out onto my bedroom ceiling though, and I think they just wander out from the guts of the house when it gets hot. I donāt have the heart to kill them, little guy is probably just trying to cool off, or is lost. We have pest control coming for the mice in the walls next weekend though, mentioned the silverfish too. I just canāt do the deed myself, lmao, I donāt like killing other creatures. This is my dadās house, and my dad put the hit out, so it aināt on me😅
I am the pest of my own home.
Itās still quite cold here for mosquitoes. I did however the last few days find Weevils in my bedroom. I didnāt realize one of my plants has invaders. Damn near lost my mind out of fear that they might be in my bed.
They never fucking leave. My neighbor has a ādog poolā they let turn into a god damn swamp itās gross
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Mosquitos better not be invading my home, I have a contract with pest control to service my home & if I happen to see any bugs all I have to do is pick up the phone. On the other hand I like the bigger mosquitos because they are like vampires they go after smaller flying pests.
Don't have that issue here on the Central coast of California living in the harbor. Worst I get is these saltwater flies but they are few and far between.
I do know the pain of mozzies and a little tip from traveling through Thailand and other moxie ridden areas: sleep with a fan blowing over you, this will make it harder for them to land on you bc they get blown away/past.That's my bed.. And that blue veil defends me from all the mosquitoes in my house.. Around 50 fly at night but none of them ever got a bite.. 😂🤣🤣😂
One appeared last month , none since... yet !! The only real downside of late spring / summer in the UK , the little bloodsucking shits LOVE me , they have a taste for my blood. Put me in hospital twice from infections from the bite site , the only creatures I will purposely kill.
Not to my knowledge, but it'll probably start soon. Luckily, I always strive to maintain a healthy spider population where I live, which helps keep them in check.
I keep a loaded pistol next to my bed to shoot the little fuckers. I've had to do some remodeling and some explanations to law enforcement but I know I've got the bastard on the run
Not yet but they're about too, ants already came out of their sleep, few rains and those little helicopters will come around.
not yet but with covid out there im sure they will be blamed for something having to do with that this year , that will be fun >:(
Not yet, but I live on an island on the Atlantic ocean and the mosquitoes are VICIOUS here in the summer. They will start in about another month and not stop until maybe October or November. I get about a million bites every summer.
No.
But when they do, I hope they've prepared for a VERY painful and untimely demise.It sounds like spring is here for you I don't want to see any yet LOL
I don't think so! I think they stay out of the desert, or at least as far as I can tell.
Got bitten on the ankle today and it's swelled up like a balloon ā🏻
Last week the came in uniforms and took my cousin away while he was sleeping on the bed
Don't know where you live but but those things are around 10 months out of the year here.
Not lately. There was an attempt at a hostile, blood-sucking takeover about a year or two ago in the bathroom of all places. I bombed it and it wasn't a problem anymore.
Yah I live in Thailand they're everywhere and here they donāt believe Iām black lights. So outside need to be aware. Inside Iāve got million things to keep them away.
That is why my house has insect screens.
The flies and mosquitoes stay outside.I live in Southwestern PA US and I saw mosquitoes one day while walking so got to be careful?
No mosquitos here yet. We still have snow on the ground.
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