Have you been attacked by mosquitos lately?

[DizzyDesii]

Maaaan when does mosquito season end? These mfs been eating me up all week, starting this week. I almost had a #SuckaFreeSummer but now they coming every which way. I know I got the good good, but I wanted a dude suckin on my neck, not cousin skeeter 😭 I live just about in the country side and the woods are my facing neighbor, and i got horse ranches on the side, but like as soon as the door opens, Zzzziiiittt!! #FeelFreeToList

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Me and females hardly get along so now that I’ve been informed, I’m not surprised these buzzin hoes is bitin me 😭 But like forreal tho, this shit hurt
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+1 y

How y'all gone change the title of the question yo... I’m from the neck of the woods. Round here we say skeeterz! Country twang and all! Dafuq is a mosquitooo
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[NotTacocaT6969]

Take the loudest bluetooth speaker you have to the spot where you get bit the most.


Play scary monsters and nice sprites by skrillex at maximum volume.


Any mosquitos who get close enough to the vibrations in this song will lose the ability to reproduce and will no longer bite.


You’ll know it’s working when they can’t control where they are flying anymore.

[DizzyDesii]

This is funny but ion wanna mess up their reproduction 😂

[NotTacocaT6969]

You do though! Each mosquito that bites you lays up to 100 eggs that hatch, bite you and lay 200 more eggs.

Making them sterile is the only way to stop them other than killing them. :/

[NotTacocaT6969]

That first number was supposed to also be 200…this is what I get for not spellchecking. 🤦‍♀️

[DizzyDesii]

Omg 😭

[LovingLoverReturned]

All the time. I'm practically immune. Thankfully it's not a swarm, even though I practically live outdoors. There are essential oils for that like rosemary... or a fan makes wind too strong for them to fly in... but I usually use nothing...

[Th3ft]

See you got to just stop being so damn sweet! Like even the bugs can’t stop sucking on you.
i do hate mosquitoes though! They leave big nasty welts all over me. I usually take a spoonful of garlic though and a small does of B12 and both of those usually keep the bugs away. Like take that once a day and they won’t bother you at all.

[DizzyDesii]

Its weird cause i see the mosquitoes flyin and feel the bites but hardly see the marks left behind like usual. I can feel them though

[Th3ft]

Hmm! Is that usual for you or is that a new thing this year? Maybe you are growing some super power?

[Th3ft]

Lol! You just need to start fighten back make it a real chick fight! 😂😂

[DizzyDesii]

Its newww

[Th3ft]

See! That’s cool! 😜
No it’s for real probably just a diference in your diet or something.

[Th3ft]

Is it weird that I find it so cute that you used the term “country twang” and “skeeterz”? 😜❤️

[DizzyDesii]

Haha

[Th3ft]

Lol! Thank you for the MHO!!

[ShadezMcgee]

Good lord, that question had me wondering how you got past the censors and then I was able to see the whole thing.

Nah, mosquitoes haven't been up here or attack me at all this year. I just got bit a couple of times. Got bit bit about five times all year from them, one being last week, four coming down in Louisiana.

[DizzyDesii]

Pst the censors? Lmao what did you think i was referring to 😂

[BoobMan]

I was thinking the EXACT same thing that ShadazMcgee was! lol!

You need to watch more Dave Chappelle Diz!

[DizzyDesii]

@BoobMan im so confused 😂 somebody let me in on the joke haha

[ShadezMcgee]

@DizzyDesii it cut off at skeet. And given the context of that word I was like "What the fuck? How did that get through?"

[BoobMan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKTqHsMqkb0

[DizzyDesii]

@BoobMan dang it says video unavailable
@ShadezMcgee now you know if i was talkin bout that, i wouldve said skeet skeet 😂

[ShadezMcgee]

Glad we are now on the same page with the joke.

[BoobMan]

The vid I sent is the same as the gif you found. lol! And yeah--the proper usage is:

SKEET! SKEET! SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!

Ironically Diz, he says in the vid "how do people not know what that means yet?" lol!

[DizzyDesii]

okay tbh, i dont watch his standup. I was tryna find the skeet skeet gif from the little Jon song and dave popped up first 😂 So i still dont know the joke nor can i see the video 😂

[ShadezMcgee]

I would have posted a GIF, but for some reason unless it is in the main post I can't upload more.

[BoobMan]

You DEFINITELY need to watch his stand up! The man's freaking HILARIOUS! Just google Chappelle skeet skeet and you should find a few gems! lol!

[DizzyDesii]

@ShadezMcgee you post the link and then the pic pops up.
@BoobMan i’ve seen clips but a lot of standup comedians go too overboard for me lol

[BoobMan]

Chappelle isn't "a lot of stand up comedians." He's a freaking GENIUS! One of the all time greats. Watch his stuff Diz!

[DizzyDesii]

Did they change the title of my question? Lmao

[BoobMan]

LMFAO!!! They DID! @ShadezMcgee you were right! The censors DID get to her!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ShadezMcgee]

@BoobMan 🤣🤣 holy shit, that is funny. @DizzyDesii yeah, they changed it from what you had originally

[DizzyDesii]

I can't do shit on here yo

[ShadezMcgee]

It's almost like a shock collar or time our watch is on your ass with how frequently your questions have been pulled or changed lately. It's sad and funny at the same time

[DizzyDesii]

THey love to hate me lol

[melanieeeB]

Way too often! Ugh I hate these little bastards

[DizzyDesii]

Yes im paranoid and just slapping my body parts at this point lol

[melanieeeB]

Ohh my hahaha shit, but I guess they must die soon

[AviatorTom]

Oh yeah! Usually, mosquitoes only come out at night, but lately they have been biting all day long. Whenever I take the dog out for a walk, I have to wear a long-sleeve shirt and long pants. If I don't I'll come back with at least 6 or 7 bites that itch like hell.

You do know that only the female mosquito bites, don't you? It's always the female. 😉

[DizzyDesii]

Yea i’ve been told lmao. But even though i see em and feel em, i dont have any markings for once. Its weird but im thankful because im not as itchy

[mstbooblover]

Maybe you won't believe me, but this year 2022, there have been remarkably less mosquitos and wasps in my house and garden, in spite of what I heard on television. In my garden there are clearly far less insects generally than past years, and I never spray anything against them!

[DizzyDesii]

No i believe it because i wasn't bothered by mosquitoes until this week. I haven't seen em all summer

[Pinay_ako]

I’m a mosquito 🦟 that won’t stop sucking even after a few smacks 😂. Jk or am I? 🤔

nah haven’t been attacked this whole summer. But when I’m in the Philippines, they are like white on rice on me!

[DizzyDesii]

Is the phillipines like straight jungle in a way?

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 no. It’s tropical everywhere and mosquitos love the heat… it’s perfect breeding ground for them.

[Lliam]

We don't have many at my house/yard. It depends on the time of year. I get attacked every once in a while, but not that often.
Mosquito bites ARE itchy. I dab good quality tea tree oil on them and they go away quickly.

[DizzyDesii]

THing is, i’ve seen them and been attacked but have no bites left behind this time

[NathanDavis]

I never been one to attract many or most of them, compared to friends and family but... they've definitely been pestering for a month or so... why do they hang out at parking lots a lot, how... lol

[DizzyDesii]

Lol I don't know. Like i said i wasn't bothered all summer til this week

[RavVid]

Fortunately I never seem to be the most popular person with mossies. Maybe in your neighborhood it would be different as they sound fierce and determined.

[DizzyDesii]

I wonder would a vampire want me as badly as the skeeterz do

[RavVid]

Vampires are quite handsome as a rule

[DizzyDesii]

Werewolves are hotter but vamps are more seductive

[RavVid]

Absolutely. The only reason I would watch a vampire movie is for sexy female vamps.

[bubblegunnn]

Yes ma'am, especially when im gardening, damn!
Its been rainy for many days this and last week.. so its make sense tho

[DizzyDesii]

I’d be out there with a whole beehive suit on 😂

[bubblegunnn]

Thank god no bees around me lmao

[DizzyDesii]

No im referring to gardening wirh mosquitoes 😂 i’d wear a bee suit lol

[bubblegunnn]

OHHH.. Lmaooo.. ima be sweaty af yo 🥲🥲

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[Kori1236]

No actually. I don’t think I’ve had a mosquito bite since July. Even when I went hiking, didn’t get touched by the mosquitos.

[DizzyDesii]

This summer felt mosquito-less tbh but now in the middle os September there coming out of the woodworks here

[Kori1236]

Yeah here they’re mostly all gone. Even going down to the river there’s not many. Thankfully lol. Apparently mosquitos are treated as a delicacy in I think africa. But I don’t think I’d voluntarily eat a mosquito

[ohsheeT]

I f****** hate mosquitoes I hate flies I hate any little agitated bug that flies around just to piss you off LOL

[DizzyDesii]

Yea im not a bug person

[Dargil]

I have a "bug burner" in my yard, it sounds like electric popcorn. Every once in a while a cockroach gets into it and sizzles for a minute or two. Ewww.

[DizzyDesii]

Well damn 😂

[ProVox]

They don't bother me, don't bite me, but my daughter's bites swell up. We live in the Midwest, they're very bad here.

[DizzyDesii]

Dang i bet. But i’d expect it to be worse here in the south around all these tries and water

[DizzyDesii]

*trees

[ProVox]

Absolutely, we moved from the rice fields of NE Arkansas, near Memphis. It's worse there.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea im close to memphis as well but im closer to the water

[ProVox]

Yikes. Where you can drive down country roads and the bugs hitting the windshield sounds like hard rain or a hail storm 😆

[HighlyQuestionable]

Des, you come up with the d*nmdest questions, lol.

It's been a light mosquito season here, not too many of the pesky little things this year.

[DizzyDesii]

I’m so random haha. I just ask whatever is on the top of my head

[the_sinner]

It’s the rainy season here and mosquitoes are sucking us dry lol. I’m charging the mosquito racket more than I charge my phone nowadays.

[Agape93]

Not really, mostly blackflies. Fuckers are so much worse

[DizzyDesii]

Wtf is that? Is it the same as a housefly?

[Agape93]

Oh nooooo lol it's a small black fly, but they bite hard and cause bumps and rashes. They also swarm by the tends of thousands to hundreds of thousands. Their bites can be enough to make moose leave the area

[Jennz6]

Horsefly

[Agape93]

Worse. Horseflies suck but not as bad

[DizzyDesii]

Im shakin in my invisible boots rn 👀💀

[Agape93]

Lol put it in perspective, I have a few bug zappers on my porch. At night in the summer it sounds like distant gunfire from the sheer amounts of popping

[DizzyDesii]

No i meant a housefly not a horsefly lmao

[Agape93]

Lol.

[D-Pad_Chad]

Best bet is hitting up a Walmart outdoor section for deet 25 bug spray. Working amazingly

[DizzyDesii]

The scent is too strong

[D-Pad_Chad]

I don't use it because it's not as potent, but there are some odorless options iirc.

[Cherry234]

Yeah I got bitten by one or a few a week or two ago. They’re annoying asf.

[DizzyDesii]

Very

[TheSpaceGnome]

Nope, none here, I think I've only seen 2 this year, and both were males (males don't drink blood).

[DizzyDesii]

Are males the big ones that just sit on the wall?

[TheSpaceGnome]

The big ones that are like an inch long or more are craneflies, which eat mosquitos, the males are the same size as females, but with feathered antenna and an abdomen thats not red from drinking blood. Females have straight thin antenna and theur abdomen is usually swollen and mostly red.

[TheSpaceGnome]

their*

[TheSpaceGnome]

[TheSpaceGnome]

Males are often a tiny bit smaller, and they only drink nectar, females drink mostly nectar, but drink blood as well because they need the iron to produce eggs.

[TheSpaceGnome]

this is a cranefly

[TheSpaceGnome]

Craneflies don't bite humans at all, and they eat most of the smaller flies that do.

[TheSpaceGnome]

here is a closeup of the head differences in male and female mosquitos

[DizzyDesii]

Who has time to stare their enemy in the eye as theyre being sucked on 😂

[TheSpaceGnome]

A person with a high powered microscope, a non reflective container, and a macrophotography camera.

[TheSpaceGnome]

And judging by the number of macrophotographers posting online, I'd say a lot of people.

[Sparkie460]

Yes they attack me too. I can't be outside for 5 minutes without getting eaten alive by them little bastards. Even if I cover myself with bug spray they still get me.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea they’ve adapted to the bug spray lol!

[Aerolyn]

Only when I go to my families house, which isn't that often these days, thankfully.

[DizzyDesii]

Due to the pandemic or due to them being a nuisance themselves?

[Aerolyn]

Them being a nuisance, but over the past few months they've actually stopped being so much of a nuisance so I'll give them that.

[Phoenix98]

No it’s been pretty dry so there’s not really any water for them to lay eggs in atm.

[DizzyDesii]

Okay so that explains it. I forgot how hot its been

[Phoenix98]

Mhmm though we may get some rain soon the sqeeto situation could change.

[Ms_Facesitter]

There is one, somewhere. The swatter is within reach.

[DizzyDesii]

I can't catch em fast enough with that

[Ms_Facesitter]

Me neither, it's a battle of endurance.

[DizzyDesii]

More like quick reflex

[Anpu23]

Their not too bad in Salt Lake City this year.

[DizzyDesii]

They werent bad here either until this week

[DavidRaul]

All the time when the season starts. But it has bitten me lately cause of the season changing

[DizzyDesii]

When did the season start cause im just seeing them this week

[DavidRaul]

Back in July, in my country

[art84]

Put mosquito spray when outside. I noticed at night they come out. Huge reason why I wear pants as I would hate to get bits on my legs.

[DizzyDesii]

I can no longher wear the spray stuff. Its so strong it almost makes me fall over with the mosquito 😂

[art84]

My mom bought some and the smell was powerful

[Wise4myage]

No, we spray for those little bastards once a month. They will vanish for good, once the first frost arrives.

[DizzyDesii]

I can't stand winter but that will be one of the perks

[Wise4myage]

Yes, and no wasps or deer flies either.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea I've def seen a lot of wasps. What is a deer fly lol

[Wise4myage]

A nasty little bastard that bites and leaves a welt.

[pizzalovershouse]

Well there out from dusk to sun rise but I don't worry about them sense I wear tea tree oil an it repels them

[DizzyDesii]

Oh i didn't know that. I better get some. But the ones around here are out all dang day lmao

[pizzalovershouse]

Well it works even flies hate coming near you

[pizzalovershouse]

An it helps heal razor burn

[DizzyDesii]

Does rubbing myself down in alcohol help?

[pizzalovershouse]

No it just get them drunk an more thristy for more blood

[Jennz6]

No, I have a screen enclosure around my Pool.

[DizzyDesii]

Smart

[ZenJen444]

The first meme🤣🤣 true yet unfortunate.

Yes, I'm but like crazy in north carolina. I dont even notice I'm bit until I get into my apartment. The bugs are weird here

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Nope, not this year. Its been raining constantly and now its just too cold for them.

[DizzyDesii]

Damn it hasn't gotten cold here yet

[HaveNoName]

They come after me when nobody else is getting bit. And my itch refuses to go away.

[DizzyDesii]

Scary that it doesn't go away

[HaveNoName]

Rub some olive oil over the itch.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh im not itching. Im not even marked up

[Loveisgirthy]

I'd like a good suck too but I can't even get cousin skeeter to do it. I rarely get a bite.

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[CaptainLegal]

No maybe 2 months ago once, they don't really like my blood

[DizzyDesii]

Damn what kinda blood you got 😂

[CaptainLegal]

The kind of blood that you must be desperate to suck

[Staximus]

They are really fucking up my ankles and the top of my feet, I hate those bastards

[HaveNoName]

Hahahaha. I hear the hate loud and clear.

[computer_nerd]

i dont have a problem about being attacked by mosquitos as i dont get out much

do they make mosquitos spay

[Paul09]

Rarely. My meat eater friends got bitten so much lol. Too funny.

[DizzyDesii]

Why does it bite meat eaters?

[Paul09]

You eat the blood and corpses of animals. And they love the taste of it.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh wow. I've been eating less meat so i wonder is that part of why I've been attacked less

[Paul09]

In my experience, it seems very so.

[TrillXHippy]

Nope I’ve never been attacked by mosquitoes

[DizzyDesii]

You lucky man you

[JesseJayNeak]

All the time. Also (not so) fun fact: flies and mosquitoes are attracted to dark colors especially blue and black

[DizzyDesii]

Meaning what

[JesseJayNeak]

They love dark colors and dark skin

[DizzyDesii]

If you say so

[JesseJayNeak]

I know because I studied them

[DizzyDesii]

So the skeeterz is racist

[Jouth]

2nd date with Julia we caught a gorgeous sunset and were absolultely SWARMED by mosquitos!!!

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao i wouldve had to watch the sunset from behind the car windshield 😂

[Jouth]

hhaha no trust me, the cuddles were more than worth it. Then later over text, she was like "I'm covered in mosquito bites, I'll kiss yours if you kiss mine hahha"

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao i see nothing romantic about kissing that 😂

[Jouth]

lmao me neither but I'd jump at the chance to kiss her up and down.

If you saw her, you'd know why lol

[Petedavidsonfan]

All the time! I hate them!

[DizzyDesii]

Yea it sucks

[exitseven]

It's because you are so sweet

[DizzyDesii]

I should be more fiesty

[Pink2000]

A couple times but not lately

[DizzyDesii]

Lucky

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Did you know it's only females that suck blood 😂

[DizzyDesii]

Aww naww now

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I am serious

[Dnice1]

Yeah they devour me lol

[DizzyDesii]

you're too nice lol

[Jamie05rhs]

Hahahahaha. You got spell-checked! 🤣

[DizzyDesii]

Nah its more than that 🙄

[Jamie05rhs]

@DizzuDesii I'm on your side! I'm laughing WITH you, not at you. 😊

[DizzyDesii]

I know but im just sick of the restrictions

[Jamie05rhs]

Aww :/

[Cubus]

I have 6 or 7 bites just on my let feet.

[DizzyDesii]

Omg you poor thing

[Cubus]

*left

[Cubus]

@DizzyDesii Yeah, females can't stop bite me

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂

[Neilbud]

Like every day it seems.

[DizzyDesii]

Man thats torture

[Zolly99999]

Yes those little bastards are annoying.

[DizzyDesii]

I just wanna live in peace!! 😩

[Zolly99999]

Me too.. lol

[nawtee_me]

That is just because you are so sweet…. lol

[DizzyDesii]

I meeeean

[BLP11520]

Yes , a pygmy so tiny

[DizzyDesii]

A what?

[BLP11520]

Small Oklahoma variety

[BLP11520]

Unlike Michigan or Minnesota

[BLP11520]

Couldn't feel it land, saw it

[DevinAM]

I have not been lately

[Nahid1707]

Not in a while no

[DizzyDesii]

Thats good

[Nahid1707]

I’m sorry it happened to you though

[Waldoe]

nope

[Anonymous]

nope