Don't SHAKE my damn ORANGE JUICE!!!

[DamieWamie]

If there is one thing I hate, its when people shake my daily intake of fluids. Whether it be milk, water, soda, or orange juice, it makes me feel like I'm drinking saliva with all that froth and stuff in it. YUCK! My brother does it ALL THE TIME, even when there is no damn pulp in the orange juice. Him I have to live with, but I practically broke up with an old girlfriend because of this a long time ago. Came in my house, went in my fridge, and started shaking my cranberry juice. I was like "wtf you doing that's my juice!" and she was like "yeh so? I can't have some?" shook the damn thing into oblivion. I got so pissed I told her to not touch anything in my fridge (Yes before you tell me, I totally overreacted, that's in the past now). I can't freakin STAND IT! xO

There's gotta be stuff you guys don't like either, something that just irks you like none other. that's my only one, its purely psychological and I can do little about it unless I got talk to a shrink, which I sure as hell won't do. Id rather drink my liquids without a layer of froth in them.

[ReeseCupzLuv]

Aww Damie, its okay lol...youll just have to find a non-OJ shaker chick in this crazy juice shaking world...but um I absolutely HATE when people leave little traces of food in something else like example: peanut butter & jelly, I can't stand when I go to get some jelly and there's little traces of the the peanut butter in there (my fiance!) I mean if I want JUST jelly then I should get it PB free...eww! & uncoverd food in the fridge is just a NO! or uncovered food left outside the fridge. Damn just cover it so bacteria doesn't get it in! in or out the fridge! =D

[Confused614]

I agree with this. When I was younger my sister would dip whatever she was eating into the actually container. Like with sour cream with stuff like chili she would scoop the sour cream then put chili on it and then repeat. So needless to say it would be all in it next time you open it. You have to spend 5 min just digging out her last meal!

[ReeseCupzLuv]

Eugh its so disgusting apart from aggravating! It takes more time trying to get whatever someone else put in there more then actually making and eating what you want to eat! My ex-best friend does that and it use to errk the hell out of me when I use to stay over her house!

[DamieWamie]

thank you for feeling my pain LOL. and holy eff balls we had this same problem in my house with the PB&J, but I cut that sht off before it could get any worse. its ABSOLUTELY disgusting. in fact, I think I just have a problem with any type of food not being prepated the way it should be entering my mouth. Stick to the rules and we'll be cool, can I get a hallelujah?!

[ReeseCupzLuv]

Damn Skippy! Don't F with our food! lol. Hallelujah! :)

[supkneegrow]

This made me laugh so hard. I really hate when people put their feet up on my coffee table. It's a wooden table and the sides fold down. It's not a foot rest. It's a table. You don't put your feet on the dinner table, don't put your feet on my coffee, er, beer table.

It just irritates me because I don't like having peoples feet in my face and I'm kind of scared the damn thing is going to break.

[oOsweet~o~nessOo]

I hate when people leave their sh*t all over my personal space; like my f***ing room isn't your got damn trash can!

And I'm a shaker lol, I like drinking the foamy stuff :D (sounds kinda wrong lol)

[DamieWamie]

lol, yes. yes that does sound very wrong. LOL

[themastaplan]

orange juice and milk are meant to be shaken...thats like asking someone "why are you shaking my balsamic vinegar salad dressing" - IT NEEDS TO BE MIXED...when you leave OJ sitting around, it will separate almost...just like milk...THINK OF THE DAMN SALAD ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING or balsamic or whatever - you should get my point by now

who shakes soda? wtf

and water - who shakes that? there's nothing with either of those that make it so it should be shaken...

i hope your wife shakes everything :P

[DamieWamie]

Are you freakin serious? Oranje juice, without any pulp, which is completely ONE solution, needs to be mixed? I wouldn't drink any orange juice from your house, that sht has got to be DAYS old. And milk really? Tell me when youve seen milk separate into two substances ever, because good sir, that is some bad homeless shelter mild you're drinking.

And I don't consider 19 old enough to get married. Not wisely anyways.

[themastaplan]

19...i never said you were gonna get married...LOL but since you're 19 and don't understand life let me explain it to you..orange juice is MIXED with water, after sitting in the fridge for some time it SEPARATES! HENSE the reason for shaking the OJ...and MILK depends on what kind you drink - if its WHOLE it mixes the cream with the rest of the milk...if its SKIM its unecessary...1%, 2% should be if you want milk the way it should be...lol come on dude, stop being so hostile, I'm giving you facts

[themastaplan]

so...good sir...take a chill pill and relax...THINK before you speak...if you don't believe me, just GOOGLE it or something...but seriously...RELAX you're getting worked up and stressed over a dumb ass reason - you sound like a life that revolves around a soap opera, no offence but your a dude, things like this shouldn't get to you...chill out

[DamieWamie]

Lol I'm actually not worked up at all, this is just how I always argue my point xD

Bro. Go to walmart, buy some of their standard, generic, no pulp orange juice. Drink a glass everyday, and no more than ONE glass per day until it is gone, all WITHOUT ever shaking it. Record the consistency after each drink, paying close attention to the very last recordings you make. Do the same thing with their milk. Come back and tell me if the texture was any different for any of the trials. It WONT be.

[themastaplan]

im just trying to prove that there is water with the juice and cream with the milk...and I'm almost positive, not 100% tho, that the OJ will say, shake well before drinking...just like arnold palmer iced teas...im just giving you a reason WHY someone would do that...

[DamieWamie]

It would say "SHAKE WELL" or "SHAKE BEFORE USE" if it needed shaking. I don't see that on any of the OJ's I buy OR the milk, so thus it is already one homogeneous or damn-close-to-it mixture.

[Anonymous]

i hate it when girls shake my d***.. like f***ing get your own ..

[DamieWamie]

Now THATS funny. Upvote for you!

[jayrex]

As much as this sounds funny and over-the-top, you have a point. I too don't like the froth but haven't as far gone to your lengths of not drinking it, I still even though I don't like it.

Just remembered one thing I don't like. Sitting on the train to go on holiday now. What I hate is seeing and hearing people eat on the train. And if they're next to me, no crumbs better drop on me! I really hate that. And the smell too.

[DamieWamie]

why thank you! I share your pain in the food thing. if people don't close their mouths when they eat, I can barely hold down my food. I don't want to SEE or HEAR any of that.

[TylerMMA]

While your bitching about your drink being shaken, Bear Grylls is currently off somewhere drinking his own piss.

[NothingGoldCanStay]

lol

[DamieWamie]

BAHAHAHAA, I loled.

[themastaplan]

LOL

[imnotsorry]

I hate when people invite someone else to something while you're right there and you know you're not invited. Pisses me off.

[DamieWamie]

Damn that just plain sucks... Girls do the worst things to each other I swear!

[imnotsorry]

Yeah it sucks even more when it's your best friend.

[DamieWamie]

wow... hey try this; try hanging out with more guys. guys sure as hell don't treat their bros like this, guy or girl. I know my friends get on each other HARD if they find out they werent invited somewhere with everyone, and they wouldn't have the balls to do it right in our face even.

[GuyWannaHelp]

honestly, I fail to see why you don't like your juices being shaken. The ones that are shaking them are simply trying to help you :P

but do you think it tastes worse if you shake it or what?

[DamieWamie]

Thats exactly right my good man. if they were supposed to taste frothy like that, like a vat of flowing saliva, well the manufacturers wouldve just stood around the mixing containers and hacked loogies into it all day long. Since it ISNT supposed to taste like that, they took time and effort to deliver it to you in one flat, homogeneous mixture, one that should never separate under any conditions.

[GuyWannaHelp]

ah, I understand :P

but, on some product is "shake before use" printed.

so it is supposed to be shaken

not that it matters, if you like it without shaking, it good

[Tentacle_Therapist]

Okay, I get soda and water, but Orange Juice and Milk are supposed to be shaken O:

[DamieWamie]

We could never get married.

[Tentacle_Therapist]

I could never marry a man who liked his milkshakes still. :P

[ReeseCupzLuv]

haha Robo-Girl! XD good one.

[DamieWamie]

That went over my head completely.

[gracieee]

when my brother leaves pee drops on the toilet seat. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S A MALE AND HE DOESN'T LIFT THE SEAT

[DamieWamie]

im having this convo in another thread I started lol. I live in a house of all women, so I've had this beaten into my skull :P but yeh that's nasty, but it specially bad for us GUYS when another asshole does that in a public restroom and we gotta go poop. that's why I always cover the toilet seat with at LEAST 2 layers of tissue before I plant my ass there. gross ass ninjas.

[G-Daz]

lool

[tokioangel95]

I hate it when people leave the tap running whilst brushing their teeth, I just hate it

[DamieWamie]

oooo I got a DIRTY look from one of my friends when I slept over his house lol.

[Lupianwolf]

Someone shook OJ once, let's just say you shouldn't do it again

[DamieWamie]

HAHA!

[Confused614]

You'd hate me then. I shake everything other than like soda.

[DamieWamie]

you poor poor boy.

[Jay_So_Lovely]

lol, then you would hate me...I do that to all my drinks, except for pop

[DamieWamie]

ouch. yeh we could never get married :p

[Jay_So_Lovely]

aw, that's too bad...honey you don't know what your missing :(

[DamieWamie]

lol, not much probably. OOH BURN! lol jk haha

[Jay_So_Lovely]

lol good one.

[InMyHeart]

so...you broke with your girlfriend because she shook your juice?

[DamieWamie]

It was a long time ago, we broke up about a month after this happened, and that relationship was in decline anyways (just different things she did that were unacceptable, but that was the one that still stands out for me because I hate juice shakers. Especially when its MY juice!).

[KingofQueens]

Im with you on this one I hate when people shake my OJ. So uncalled for

[DamieWamie]

You are truly my brother.

[KingofQueens]

from another mother? lol

[DamieWamie]

gone with yah bad self!

[AdamBH]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

seriously.