What's on your mind, to the tune of Faithfully?

Give me a stream of consciousness, to the tune of 'Faithfully?' Just press play and tell me your thoughts. I'll go first.
Sitting here
Just ate a cheeseburger
I should be depressed
But I feel nothing
I should be happy
No, happiness is overrated
They're just feelings
Maybe I'm not normal
but I only care
about stuff
Like the ratio of the
circumference of a circle
to its diameter
is enough for me
Oh maybe its because humans suck and I love truth only
Or I'm an alien on this planet Earth
Or maybe I'm just a simp and a fuckwit
But I really don't give, no I don't really give
a fucking shit
What's on your mind, to the tune of Faithfully?
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