Breaking the Romance of a Huge Man?

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I got the romance of the huge man. I wanna be a huge man. Ka-dunk-ka-dunk. That's me walking around tearing down skyscrapers in my dreams.

But I don't wanna be huger anymore even though I didn't get that far. It's making me heavy and slow. I wanna be fast! Kaow! What's that? That's my fist in your face!

I shift my dreams now. I wanna dodge bullets. Shi-sha-shift! Like I was 20m away and now I'm at your face karate-chopping your face and trying to convince you that violence isn't the answer before you draw your gun.

I need more speed! That's what I need! Speed! Shu-shi-shuuuuu! [these are wind sounds]. Where am I? I am gone! I am in your face!

Does anyone else get this feeling? Like maybe I am getting too much muscles now. I need to lighten it up!
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I've actually been trying the big thing. Check out my biceps after I got all pumped up:
https://i.imgur.com/qOnbWa9.png
How am I supposed to move my arms out of a bullet's way if they weigh like 100 pounds? Maybe I exaggerated there a tiny bit but you know, they're heavy. I can't move them fast.
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I gotta lose the weight and muscle as I see it and then I can stop drinking. Because maybe I was addicted to drinking for how slow it made me and I'm not supposed to be a slow person! I'm pretending to be a strong person but I am supposed to be a fast person! You know!
Breaking the Romance of a Huge Man?
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