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You're there peeing but, it seems like it's coming out too slow and, you're afraid your bladder's gonna pop if your urethra doesn't let you pee faster. It's almost like being sound asleep but you have to pee so, your brain keeps taking you to the toilet in your dream but, your body knows you're NOT at a toilet and won't LET you pee.
Did you ever have to pee so badly that, when you finally got there and started to pee, you felt like, if you didn't pee faster, you were gonna burst?
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Nope. I've had the so called stage fright thing play a part though. When you need to a cut a whiz so bad, it doesn't happen. Why? Because you aren't in home territory. You might be at a whiz trough in a Stadium where 55,000 plus people are there, it may just be a long minutes long wait to cut one. The pressure to cut the whiz does a mind game on you, because you want to be quick and efficient simply because you are thinking about others just like you. Even on the way back to your car you have an opportunity or 3 to really let it loose in a proper public bathroom, but it doesn't happen. Then you are in said vehicle that got you to said event. Now, you have at least a 20 minute drive plus, and you are bursting at the seams. Once you get there. You simply cut a whiz in someones yard. Brutal honesty.
I've found that if mine doesn't want to let go, I wrap one fist around it so that only the very tip of the head is sticking out and use the centerr of the palm of the other to rub in a circular motion for a few seconds and piss you will!
Water. Splash it. That worked at one point. Just like the 'ol trick of dunking a sleeping person's hand in water. Instead of the hand in water trick, you splash your cock with water. For the most part. If you are hydrated. You escape all that. But, there's the conundrum. Dual #1 and #2. Sitting on the throne. You don't empty it completely. Physics. Get done with #2, stand up and empty the bladder. Brutal honesty might just get people the right relief.
I pee first and THEN I shit.
Of course. If you really need to cut a whiz. You cut the whiz first, standing up. It empties the bladder better. If you simply sit on the throne first. You do the whiz and shit. Then, to save yourself a future trip, you stand up and empty the bladder again standing up over the shit. I mean, gravity and positions do their thing. I just try to be as efficient as possible.
More brutal honesty. What's his face said you need to FLOG the Dolphin. Ben what's his face? Ben Stiller. The whole thing with that is, in my mind. Is you are looking for extra action right? To last longer. But to totally FLOG THE DOLPHIN, you don't want CUM gluing your cock to your under britches. Cum and then piss. No more gluing of the cock to underwear. It works wonders.
I can't really sit and piss. The water's always so cold and, if I've got a hard-on at the time, Sir Richard ends up scraping the under side of the toilet bowl!! YUCK!!! Luckily, that's never happened! If I HAVE to shit & piss at the same time, the best I can do is keep the seat up and hover.
What you are saying is you aren't big enough for your semi to scrape the porcelain whilst telling me you are scraping the porcelain!!!
No, I'm saying that if I sit down to pee, Sir Richard goes swimming but, if he's stiff, he'll scrape the under side of the rim. Neither one being something I favour in ANY way, shape or form!!
What I'm saying is, you cut the whiz whilst sitting down. Even when you are in Dream Land. You don't empty it. Regardless of dream land or what have you. You need to do a second whiz, whilst standing up. I can't believe I need to inform people of this. Especially when Talc Free powder exists. Do I need to tell you that you need all the TP, to get the job done? Powder on your asshole makes it the cleanest. Flogging the Dolphin is not just about the Women's orgasm. It's about not gluing your cock to your underwear. It hurts.
No, that happens to people with an old bladder.
Not likely. I've had it happen to me when I was younger than you.
Yes. Sometimes. Like when your teeth hurt cause you gotta pee so bad.
Or when they're floating!
Lol. Yeah.
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