Brushing Your Teeth Or Wiping Your Butt If You Had To Give One Up What Would You Give Up?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I Would Give Up Wiping My Butt.

I Would Give Up Brushing My Teeth.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

You never said we can't gargle I'd give up brushing my teeth.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly or someone else can brush your teeth as well.

[call_me_scar]

I could just install that water shooting thing in the toilet

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s using the noodle, outstanding.

[AaronKrieger]

Wiping my butt, since I'm not going out there with yellow ass teeth lmao

[Static_In_The_Attic]

My brother from another mother exactly & no one likes yellow fucked up teeth especially on a date. On the flip side you can always use a garden hose for your butt or a bidet.

[horatiohornblower]

I can just use a bidet instead of wiping. There aren’t any practical, superior actually, methods to replace brushing.

[NathanDavis]

my teeth are sacred...

for the other, there's already options

[Likes2drive]

Is this an option? Like would there be another way it would be cleaned instead? That would be nice if I didn’t have to wipe anymore and it was cleaned some other way like using a bidet

[humanearth]

Brushing my teeth