Do you know of any terms for "take a piss", like, drain the main vein, water the horse, walk the dog, take a whiz, make water, tinkle, wee-wee, etc?

[FunkyMonkee]

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Use the sandbox, water a tree, soak the fire hydrant, dog face to the banana patch, use the head, go to the uh..., make Mountain Dew.

[MisterWack]

Just thought of a new one
“I have to stand, to drain the gland” lol.

[FunkyMonkee]

Cool, thanks!
Oooo!! I should see if there's anything in the profanisaurus about that!

[MisterWack]

@FunkyMonkee Alr alr

[FunkyMonkee]

Down boy! Down! Here's biscuit.

[MisterWack]

@FunkyMonkee What?

[Dongie]

Shake the snake.

Take a squirt.

Water the Lilly.

[FunkyMonkee]

Have a date to urinate.

[Jennz6]

My dad used to say “I have to see a man about a dog”

[FunkyMonkee]

Mine, too! I forgot about that one! I never understood what it meant but, I knew it meant that he had to pee.

[Jennz6]

Me too

[JonCobretti]

shake hands with the president

[FunkyMonkee]

Lol.

[RetroReviews]

Draining the lizard

[dustybiker2]

Urinate?

[FunkyMonkee]

You're innate?

[dustybiker2]

Stepped in that one 💩

[FunkyMonkee]

Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.

[dustybiker2]

Make a call on the porcelain telephone. To bum from xfiles. Frohike lines are legendary.

[Grond21]

Pee.