Is anyone else getting a fall cold?

Well, it's the time of year when I am starting to get the sniffles which usually signals the start of the winter cold/flu season where I will ceaselessly whine, fuss and complain for the long, cold, miserable, freezing, horrible, terrible, rotten, no good, stuck inside, cabin fever, waste-all-day-on-social-media, overeat, overdrink, get-a-fatass, winter months.

And since my loving pookie, my adoring friends and my devoted family all got sick of my incessant , sniveling, snotty, fussy whining long ago and will no longer shower me with the sympathy I pathetically seek and deserve , I now turn to you all, my dearest total strangers and fellow members of G@G to fill that empty void as I self-centeredly ask, Is anyone else getting a fall cold?

I mean, not that I really care if you do. I'm a narcissist, remember? This question is all about me. And anyway, at least having a cold gives me an excuse to mix up a hot toddy or three.

Actual simulation of Random overacting like she is going to die from the sniffles while looking for any excuse to drink
Actual simulation of Random overacting like she is going to die from the sniffles while looking for any excuse to drink
Is anyone else getting a fall cold?
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