Women fart, burp, have bad morning breath, & have stinky feet/socks after a long workout (usually), so what is the big deal about them?

[Anonymous]

They are as bad as us guys but are treated like their shot doesn't stink! Man... they bleed too! WTF!

[Screenwriter]

Of course women have all the same physical foibles as men, but we appreciate cleanliness and practice it in ourselves and hope for it in our SOs. If a woman doesn't practice it, she can't preach it.

[Asker]

@screenwriter very well said. great answer thanks

[Mariogirl09]

We have what you need... unless you know your gay

[Nikki1989]

I hope most anons are gay on here. That would explain a lot.

[Asker]

@mariogirl09no not all i love women 100 percent heterosexual

[Twodogs0525]

I don't care if their feet stink, I don't care if their breath isn't as fresh as a daisy, or if they burp on occasion but when a woman farts in front of me, I'm not gonna lie, a part of me dies on the inside.

[sage2021]

@Twodogs0525

Have you ever considered that she's been holding it in for a very long time because you are around - on a date maybe and spend the night together?
She's probably trying so hard not to do it, but a human being can only hold it in for so long and it will just come out because she can't control that much having to come out.
It's not unusual for this scenario to happen.

[FunkyMonkee]

My ex-fiance could fart like a pro and probably win a farting contest!!! Give her a bowl of chick peas and watch the wallpaper turn colours!!! One time, she farted on a skunk and it killed him!!

[michael3478]

It is usually more about not being lonely and having someone to talk too.

[ToastWithEggs]

I didn't know women were perfected forest fairies that clean themselves through the power of fairy dust.

Are you alright man?

[Nikki1989]

Ha!

I guess you attract the women you deserve.

[LiamJHayden]

lol Yes, they are humans and have similar traits as other humans. Is that a surprise?