What are the chances any of these pick up lines would work on you?

[Anonymous]

What are the chances any of these pick up lines would work on you? link

[sef0181]

Some of them make me laugh and MIGHT work. Depends on how he presented them. If he presented them like he's joking around I'd laugh, but he'd have to then follow through with something that show's he has more than weird humor.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick-up lines, nice t*ts" made me crack up

And "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" is one of my most favorite jokes ever. So it might work. Unless he's a creep or looks far too serious.

[snowangle]

That was hilarious! XD I doubt any of them would work, but I'm a good sport and I enjoy funny guys who try this stuff.

[AntonioAI]

Is your ass from McDonald's because I'm lovin' it!

[douchebag4eva]

I would do to you what Mitt Romney does to poor people LOLLL bound to work

[CollinR]

Probably the same chance any pick up line would work, zero percent.

[Anonymous]

Personally, I love cheesy pick up line, but delivery is key. They can get a conversation started and better yet with a slight joke. After it breaks the ice, drop it and start a real conversation. Bonus points for any guy who is willing to use a pickup line.

[esmiksaaron]

god these are awful and so so funny. to get an actual date, most are too vulgar and weird. I think I would laugh most off. it helps that he has a British accent...

[bettyboopdog]

my love for you is like diarrhea, it just keeps coming out... now that's romantic

[Anonymous]

It would be bold for them to use any! I think I'd quite enjoy that, given, of course, that they aren't entirely serious after saying it.

[AntonioAI]

I thought pick up lines were just jokes. I've made girls laugh with them, never used them seriously.

[Anonymous]

Watching the video I found it funny, but if someone actually tried one of these I wouldn't like it.

[Anonymous]

Not likely AT ALL. In fact I would probably slap him. Those are so disrespectful and a huge turn off!

[Brando]

hahaha, that's classic

[Cottoncandydreams]

pick up lines are such a joke

[Anonymous]

I would appreciate the effort;)

[Auraann]

That was so funny :)