Yes before anyone says it the twelve pains of Christmas I am going to even put it here before I start
but I wanted to do my own wild take for fun, now to do it right you would need lets see
(1)+ (1+2)+(1+2+3)+(1+2+3+4)+(1+2+3+4+5)+(1+2+3+4+5+6)+(1+2+3+4+5+6+7)+(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8)+(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9)+(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10)+(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11)+(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12)
now using all the numbers is just for flavor to show each of the twelve gifts but it really should be expressed as
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12 much easier to write out the math for that and that is a grand total of 78 double check me if I am wrong... so gag only allows 20 pictures per Mytake so instead so doing the whole song I am just going to do the finale. Lets get started :)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a cheap little plastic toy wreath
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two girls milking
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three people singing karaoke
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four people dancing to Just Dance
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five hours of sleep
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six hours of shopping!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a seven hour Christmas movie marathon
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight massagers
on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine rosy red hickeys
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight hours of driving
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine presents to wrap
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten dishes to wash
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 passionate kisses
and finally.... on the 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me 2 hours of watching the kids and 10 hours to me myself!!!
I thought I was going to come up with a bunch of goofy and fun stuff but I ran out of gas and kind of went a little bit of everywhere. Maybe someone can try this themselves and invite me to it I am sure someone can have a little better try at it
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