What do you want for Christmas most of all?

[YesterdaysChild]

Everyone have a great Christmas, even if you don't get what you want.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Hookers and cocaine.

Whisky goes hard too.

[YesterdaysChild]

I'd like to know how they got those to rats to pose long enough for a pic. 😅

[D_Bone_Steak]

My rats love alcohol and cocaine... give them enough and they'll do anything you want them to. I breed them for pet shops that feed them to snakes. I try to give them a good life before I know what's going to happen to them.

[YesterdaysChild]

Ohh, sad. But I don't like wild rats either. They carry disease.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I like pet rats. You can play fight with them by using your hand, they laugh when you tickle them and they love to hang out and explore. They kind of remind me of cats except even more social.

The downside to them... they have weak bladders and will leave droplets of pee here and there... yes they can be potty trained to pee and poop in a spot, but they still do that even with the training. You also have to limit the amount of alcohol you give them... they prefer it over water. Jack Danials is what I go with. They'll get themselves super drunk but it wears off fast for them... it's like a 10-minute rush for them. Another thing I've noticed... they love protein. Throw some crickets in their main part of the cage and they love to feast on them. Mice too... They are straight up meat eaters when you give them the option.

My cat would never drink Jack Danials... so the rats have it for the win.

[exitseven]

@d_bone_steak I just wonder where you get a small enough dollar bill tht they can roll up to use to snort the coke.

[D_Bone_Steak]

@exitseven 😂 🤣

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I asked for bookmarks so that way when I read more and get more books, I have something to mark them with. I told my siblings that I would most likely search around for something to put in my book-which may or may not be somebody else's stuff. It's worse if it's theirs, since I might not care what it is I pick up. If it works as a replacement for a bookmark, it will be used. 📚

[YesterdaysChild]

A cute shoelace works good as a bookmark. They really got some pretty shoelaces these days.

[Orangekiss]

I wanted a new car but Santa had other plans. 😔

[YesterdaysChild]

You should have asked for a used sleigh.

[Orangekiss]

😯😄😅🤣

[1ash-Silver]

Everyone to have a great day , families to get together and speak to each other without using their phones at least for an hour. Technology has been wonderful but a lot of family members don't get together when they are older. There's a stale concept of Christmas , that you dress well, eat well and have a present or presents but that's all there is to it.

[NathanDavis]

health... always health for those in my life

and the same for all you G@G people and the people in your lives

Merry Christmas to all (=

[Sour-rose]

my next source of inome... or a just as easy new job

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A box of Number 2 pencils would be nice if that is not to much to ask for & if I can’t have that I guess I will have to settle for bacon & blowjob.

[IslaTheWitch]

Patience... a lot... in bulk quantities, please...

[Hawkes_Lady]

A man that loves me as much as I love him!

[Likes2drive]

Good fortune, good health and my kids to be safe

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I got myself what I wanted.

[YesterdaysChild]

Which was?

[exitseven]

I want an assault rifle

[YesterdaysChild]

I'll get you a Daisy pop gun instead. Fair enough?

[exitseven]

I just dont want to shoot my eye out.

[YesterdaysChild]

You were listening to your mom, right?

[exitseven]

yes, Sometimes I can still hear some of her greatest hits.

[ADFSDF1996]

To cure my OCD and anxiety

[Wallythewalrus2]

An “I love you”, I don’t care who it’s from my wife, kids, mailman, I don’t give a fuck if my dog freaks me out and says it but I want to hear it!

[Beckybooboo]

You prick! I always say “I love you” to you! I have yet to get one back. Maybe you need to say it once in a while before you demand it!

[Wallythewalrus2]

@Beckybooboo I llllooo….. I looooo loooo…Oh, boy! I lo lo……I love you!

[Beckybooboo]

Awww, Waldo! See how easy that was? 😆😆 I love you too! Merry Christmas! I see you got out of going to the in laws because you’re “sick”. 🤦‍♀️

[Wallythewalrus2]

@Beckybooboo I am sick! I don’t have the bad cough anymore but I just feel like shit. More like a bad cold. I’m not complaining that I didn’t go but I would have liked to have gone.

[Wallythewalrus2]

And Merry Christmas.

[loveslongnails]

All I Want for Christmas is...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/7doBMyEH_Ug

Happy Holidays, Yesterday's Child, and all Gaggers wherever you what, whatever you do or don't celebrate.

[BadApple69]

Nothing for me personally. I’ve been blessed in this life so if I had but one Christmas wish that would come true I would wish that the less fortunate in this world would get there wish this year.

[DubiousIntentions]

That the homeless in my State would be taken care of instead of illegal immigrants. Too much is going to them while our homeless sleep in the cold and on the streets. The illegals get housed in hotels. 😔

[Anonymous]

Health & prosperity for my family and friends (and our pets), all of the days of their lives. Peace and happiness around the world. More forgiveness. More compassion. More miracles. I’ll take a MacBook Pro though.

[Jamie05rhs]

I want all of the Israeli hostages to be released and be able to come home to be with their families.

[MissStrawberry912]

Not really this year, I just hope for my parents good health.

[MotherEarth2020]

Have hubby dress up as Popeye the Sailor Man and you know what

[Jennz6]

I want everyone to know the “Reason for the Season”

[Valdemort]

To be healthy so I can actually enjoy this scarce time with relatives.
& to spend some time with my dad.

[smne35]

For all across this world to come together and work as one let peace finally have a chance to exist in this world for once, in human history

[DARKCLOUD1945X]

All the illegals go away and our vets and our own homeless get taken care of. Joe Biden be impeached, and his money laundering family thrown in jail

[YesterdaysChild]

Guess we don't get everything we want for Christmas. Santa is being cheap this year.

[DARKCLOUD1945X]

Yes but hope springs eternal that my wish will come true in 2024 LOL

[AlexEfron]

A happy 2024. Not lose my job. Get a better salary. And if possible move abroad for sometime and pursue my masters. At least it'll give me some time and keep my away from the lingering attachments I have here

[sean1234]

If Christmas has to do with worshipping Jesus and reading his word, then it's all year long especially on his 7th day Saturday Sabbath.

[sean1234]

Just think about who santa/aka-satan when the letters are rearranged,
he knows when you are sleeping? JESUS!
He knows when you awake? Jesus!
He knows when you've been bad or Good? Um? Jesus?

Kids should worship Jesus, not Santa. Some would even consider Santa an Antichrist considering he seems to replaces and be omnipotent like Jesus.

[sean1234]

You better watch out😨, you better not cry😱, you better not pout😭 , I'm telling you why... Satan is coming to town.

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. You are supposed to fear God, funny how that song basically said to not fear santa.

[Lynx---]

Just to enjoy my rest over the holidays. Been working everyday for about a month.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Honestly I just want to see my family

I mean I appreciate the sweater and socks and underwear my girlfriend got me

but I really just wanna see my nieces and little cousins

[Sparkie460]

I would really love to have world peace. Everyone got along with each other, nobody was offended by anything and no crimes were committed.

[YesterdaysChild]

That will happen during the Millenium.

[Enginn]

To complete my power up list. Yes I call them power ups. They are my list of things to do to make my life better.

[Djaay]

For others to realize that Christmas is a big lie from the devil and to stop celebrating a diety of evil.

[YesterdaysChild]

Ha! I bet you don't turn down Christmas presents or the holiday.

[Djaay]

I don't do so called Christmas nor my fam. In April we do celebrate the birth & death and the rise of CHRIST from death , he'll and the grave.

[Djaay]

Hell*

[YesterdaysChild]

I heard He was really born more likely in March. How did you arrive at April?

[Djaay]

We just celebrate all three together especially on his risen day.

[austinbooth]

Actually I got the thing I wanted the most now. That’s the Apple Watch series 9

[LiamJHayden]

Peace on Earth, of course.

[YesterdaysChild]

What are the odds of that happening?

[iFarted]

Happiness, everything else is irrelevant without that.

[electromagnetic]

More PTOs please.

[Ms_Facesitter]

To be surrounded by those who I care about.

[Anonymous]

an engagement ring XD yeah right

[YesterdaysChild]

Maybe he is waiting until New Years.

[Opinion Owner]

lollll

[jimmy2]

To lead people to Jesus

[lightbulb27]

Sleep

[syncheart]

I want a nap, and I will get a nap.

[YesterdaysChild]

Knock yourself out. 😅

[syncheart]

@yesterdayschild
I'm out of my nap now, and watching "Waiting for Christmas". How is your day going?

[FunkyMonkee]

MY house and my life back!!

[bowenw]

Everyone to be happy and get along.

[Iron_Man]

I received toys

[YesterdaysChild]

Adult or teen toys?

[Iron_Man]

Sports 🏈

[CubaPirate]

Peace on Earth 🌎

[YesterdaysChild]

Glad you aren't asking for a miracle.

[Jamesier]

A remote design job

[Surely]

To enjoy good health!

[KrakenAttackin]

Just a little peace-of-mind.

[Jmmmfi4]

YOU AIN'T LYIN

[KrakenAttackin]

@Jmmmfi4 Let's hope 2024 has some positivity for both of us brother.

[Adventurer23]

World peace.

[YesterdaysChild]

Ask for something you might actually get.

[HouseMoat]

You!

Lol, no, jk jk, I'm jewish

[BLP11520]

People that just relax❤️

[love_conquers_lust]

Acceptance

[Anonymous]

Someone I love and someone who loves me

[TiaNour]

A boyfriend

[YesterdaysChild]

You won't get one by giving him the finger. 😯😅

[TiaNour]

your right lmao 😭

[Rickyboy100]

Health, luck and maybe a bigger dick 😉

[azgınteke]

health only health and lots of sex

[milyjohn]

A car.

[sawno]

Love

[Titleist]

Some girl company at my apartment.

[Warlock4LM]

I want my wife and kids back

[lightbulb27]

Did they leave or are they all … gone?

[Jmmmfi4]

FRIENDS

[pickles77]

Pickles

[Charliefretz329]

Time with my kids

[SL1CK_BL1CK]

To retire my fam