When santa squeezes his fat white ass down your chimney Christmas morning who is he gonna find?

[Still-alive]

Heh

A bunch of grouchy people who just wanna sleep

Someone who is armed and dangerous and will shoot several slugs in his fat belly if he does get off my property *loads gun*

Confused people because we don’t have a chimney 🤨

The Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house!

Thats odd because I grew up thinking he was black not white. This must be an imposter!

Thats odd because I don’t even celebrate Christmas 🤔

No one because ill be gone or still be sleeping

[just_a_potato]

"HELP THERE'S AN OLD WHITE MAN BREAKING INTO MY CHIMENEY-LESS HOME" I scream to the dispatcher over the phone. The police don't get to my house until 40 minutes later and the round man calling me a 'ho ho ho' is already long gone.

[petitedollbabee]

Maybe just some dead birds or whatever has crawled its way in there. Our fireplace is boarded off and hasn’t been used in years.

[Wiredone]

I accidentally voted wrong. I should have voted no one because I'll be sleeping. Actually, he'll see my dog growling at him

[call_me_scar]

Probably the Santa from last year who got stuck

[Apple1996]

I am santa 🎅

[Still-alive]

Ohh whats my present? 🎁

[Apple1996]

You've been naughty so no present for you 😜

[Still-alive]

Aww 😞😛