When Santa fits his fat white ass down your chimney on Christmas day who is he gonna find?

[Still-alive]

The jolliest bunch of assholes this site of the nuthouse

He's gonna find about 2-4 shutgun slugs in his stomach if he doesn't get the heck off my property

Confused people because we don't have a chimney so how'd he get in?

Confused people because we don't even practice Christmas!

Confused people because santa was black the past bunch of years he visited not white...

No one because we will be fast asleep still

Other (who's he gonna find in your home?)

[ChicoFromThe305]

Well unless he makes the sound of bells or something to let me know it's Santa then he will most likely run into me and my gun, the lazer is red so it's still festive.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

He's going to find he can't come down it, and also he could make a way down it, without me ever knowing.

[petitedollbabee]

No one, he’ll be trapped behind a boarded wall 🙈 my fireplace is boarded off, not safe to use. We have a heat pump on the wall instead.

[Sour-rose]

my mom's place has a chimney... aand last time i was there, she had a pet cage. So maybe the new pet while she will be asleep?

[IslaTheWitch]

I have no chimney :D

But he always finds the way, the presents under the tree are the proof!

[CrimsonAngel09]

My most favorite movie. Even joined a Facebook group of the movie.

[Sparkie460]

I have a fake fireplace. If he pops out of that he'll find my dog ready to tear his white ass apart

[rrraksamam]

A warm welcome with a baseball bat and a pistol

[TiaNour]

I’d be sleeping probably

[beebella]

The dog. 😂