When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down your chimney tonight who is he gonna find?

[Still-alive]

The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

A bunch of confused people because we don't celebrate Christmas

Even more confused people because we don't have a chimney

Scared people because he might try to rob us!

People who are about to shoot two slugs into his abdomen if he doesn't get off our property in 30 seconds!

More confused people because i though Santa was black not white

Other

[MisterWack]

In my mind, he finds two lovers having sex, Santa this is why you have to knock before entering. At least compensate with a porno and a few new toys for interrupting their fun. Geez man, they ask for a little privacy.

[DrPepper12]

Stand your ground?

[petitedollbabee]

He’s gonna find himself stuck.. my fireplace has been boarded off for years.

[queenofcardio]

Hahaha I doubt he would fit 😅 🤣 😆 😂