When Santa fits his fat white ass down your chimney Christmas night who will he find?

[Still-alive]

People enjoying The Hap hap happiest Christmas ever since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin Kaye!

The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse

No one cause we will all be asleep

An armed and dangerous group of people willing to pump a round of bullets into someone breaking and entering our property

Freaked out people because we dont have a chimney so how the heck did he get in our house?

I dont celebrate Christmas so ill just inform St Nick that he got the wrong house

The cops who we just called in his ass!

[SecretsofKB]

Clark Griswald and the jolliest bunch of assholes!

I can quote that entire movie when drunk... and I have... lol all thanks to my dad for that party trick lol.

[Mia-Wallace]

He finds me, of course.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for Most Helpful Guy :)

[NathanDavis]

we don't sleep at Mexican Christmas... we keep partying

[bones_20]

A very feisty Pomeranian willing and ready to attack lol.

[BlackTealLazer]

On top of calling the cops, he'll be stuck in the fireplace because mine has glass to keep it closed.

[menina]

I love your poll options!!! 😂😂😂😂
In our case it would be E.

[douride2]

I will be sleeping of coarse. But still I will wonder how he got in considering I don't have a chimney.

[Rob17792]

me with a 12 guage shotgun telling him to leave the presents and march his fat stomach back up that chimney and fly away

[Rob17792]

and i'll make sure the chimney is lit and a fire is going inside the chimney then i'll be eating roasted santa all Christmas day

[Cherry234]

Jolliest bunch of assholes lol 😂

[beebella]

A loud ass barking puppy.

[Koneko911]

Lots of sleeping assholes lol

[Wiredone]

We don't wait up for Santa anymore

[Jamie05rhs]

You know, technically Santa should be an Inuit.

[Msputiton]

I love this movie