People enjoying The Hap hap happiest Christmas ever since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin Kaye!
The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
No one cause we will all be asleep
An armed and dangerous group of people willing to pump a round of bullets into someone breaking and entering our property
Freaked out people because we dont have a chimney so how the heck did he get in our house?
I dont celebrate Christmas so ill just inform St Nick that he got the wrong house
The cops who we just called in his ass!
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