@dongie Can you help me with this? And merry Christmas?

[MarjorieJ]

A member of this site said that All of Santa's reindeer were girls. I Googled it, and Google said it's true. I replied that I never even thought about it, but she's right. Then someone from NASA that works in rocket appliances, told me I'm wrong, and three of them are dudes.

This now has me wondering about Shrek, Snow White, Cinderella, batman and superman. Do you or Cece have any inside information about Santa's reindeers?

[Dongie]

No, they're all males. Refer to Rudolf the area Nose Reindeer. All of them are males. That's woke shit going on.

[MarjorieJ]

Have you ever asked Cece what her pronouns are?

[Dongie]

Hah, she would say forget it!!

[MarjorieJ]

Probably ze and zem.

[Dongie]

Quit it, Marjie! I ain't got no woke dag!

[Dongie]

I just noticed what that 'LOVABLE' SC did to me! 'Rudolph the AREA Nosed Reindeer'!! Shit!!!

[MarjorieJ]

I saw a T-shirt in a sporting store. The reindeer team was heading to the Schmidt house. The deer landed on an outhouse.
Why would that happen?

[MarjorieJ]

:) ...

[Dongie]

They had to go 10-20

[MarjorieJ]

Is that a trucker term?

[Dongie]

Affirmative good buddy!

[Dongie]

I must admit that ZE & ZEM is pretty fuckin' catchy!!

[Surely]

Well, they do fly while they rocket around the earth!🌍

[Surely]

According to Siri. The males drop their horns early December. Which would be before Santa’s trip. The females drop their horns in late winter or early spring. Which would make Santa’s reindeer female!

[MarjorieJ]

I knew it!

[Dongie]

With names like Blitzin, Donner, and wasn't Rudolph a male, and did his dad not coach the football team?

[Surely]

@Dongie In this screwed up world. You are going to question gender by the names of cartoon reindeer! In the real world. By the end of December. Only the females would still have horns.

[MarjorieJ]

It's an amazing thing

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie
I'm so confused.

[Dongie]

Surely you're not suggesting that the creators of that timeless classic Rudolph were mistaken when casting make Reindeer to portray Santa's sled team?

[Dongie]

*male
@@##%^%#%%@$%#% fuckin spell check

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie Of course not

[Dongie]

Perhaps Rudolph was a trans reindeer, huh?

[Dongie]

I'm just playing y'all.

[Surely]

@marjoriej. Thank you for the MHO!

[MarjorieJ]

Thanks for being you.

[exitseven]

Reindeer are like dogs. To determine their gender you have to check out their plumbing.

[MarjorieJ]

What about their pronouns?

[Horn_Hog]

This question is inherently misogynistic and sexist. I refuse to enlighten you any further until you get the deer's pronoun right.

[MarjorieJ]

Alfalfa & oats?

[Dongie]

Ze & zem?

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

Have you seen the list of pronouns?

[Dongie]

I guess not.

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

It's three miles long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p16U4uucqt4&t=4s

Pronouns were just the beginning. Now Cece can identify as a kangaroo. If you challenge her on that, you can be thrown in the "big house."

[Dongie]

😂😂😅

[Dongie]

It's funny that in the comments section everything I was thinking had already been said about these poor people. They're crazy as a shit house mouse.

[Horn_Hog]

Some nice brain rot, is that little hawk @still-alive's husband?

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie

I'm poor and happy. When I say that we ought not import terrorists into the country, the tards on this site hate me. Go figure.

[Dongie]

Fuck them and the illegals! I don't need to be rich, but I do need to get back to the comfort of 2019.

[MarjorieJ]

@Dongie
You are a sharp cookie and so is Cece. You'll get back there.

[Dongie]

I should. That Auto Express is going to pay for running over me.

[Dongie]

And thanks.

[eagle1951]

guess that's how you get replacements