Santa lives permanently up your chimney. Am I right as usual?

[purplepoppy]

Santa is actually a friendly ghost who recides in a comfortable hidden apartment accessed by your chimney. Any house with a chimney and fire place is likely to have a Santa living in it, for they are many. As a thankyou for free lodgings he leaves a gift at Christmas. Oh and his real name is Siôn.

This explains exactly how he visits every house and knows if you're naughty or nice.

[RandomGirl42]

I'm really sorry but you're not right on this one. He actually lives on his own private island in some undisclosed warm climate. The North Pole workshop and all other stories are just smokescreens so people will leave him the hell alone and he can get some peace.

[Sunrising]

@RandomGirl42 Santa lives in a magical place near the North Pole.

[Sunrising]

Santa deserves a holiday after delivering all those presents in one night.

[NoDecision]

So that's what that smell is. I think he got stuck and got roasted in the next fire in my chimney.

[CaptainSmartass]

Stasi Claus lives in East Berlin, where he spies on everybody. Dirty little pervert...

Simples...

[abc3643]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQS5nAesfGk

[exitseven]

What happens to the fat fool when I have a fire in it. ?

[Iron_Man]

I think she’s really talking about Santa lives up her Arse

[exitseven]

@Iron_Man Once upon a time a woman's body was found stuffed up a chimney. It eas pretty obvious that she was killed and her body was hidden in the chimney. The democrat mayor was concerned about crime statistics so it was ruled an accidents death.

[Iron_Man]

Yikes 😳 that’s horrible

[Sunrising]

Poppy Santa lives in a magical place near the North Pole.

Santa's helpers make all the presents he delivers with his reindeers.

He also knows when someone is naughty, and who is non believers, just like God does too.

If I was you, I would send an apology to Santa, for not believing in him.

And I would leave him extra mince pies, and a bigger glass of sherry.

Otherwise, Christmas morning, there will be no presents for you.

[Sunrising]

Don't forget to leave some Welsh morons for the reindeer, they deserve it for travelling huge distances in one night, to all the believers of Santa, and all the people that have been good over the year.

[Sunrising]

@purplepoppy I'm taking advice on this question.

Yes you are right Poppy.

[douride2]

If Santa lives up my chimney why didn't he leave me a present last year.

[purplepoppy]

I think you know very well you naughty girl

[douride2]

Yes but even naughty girls should get a lump of coal.

[Shiprex]

Oooohhhhh noooohhh he doesn't

[mysteriousNicholas]

Okay then

😶😅

[Xawyx-2]

Well, I don't have a chimney :P

[Paige90]

What?

[fish5505_87]

Your always right!

[Sunrising]

Creep 🤣

[fish5505_87]

@Sunrising Wow, I did not think about it that way, lol!

[Sunrising]

@fish5505_87 does agreeing with females work? I'm single perhaps I could learn from this lol?

[fish5505_87]

@Sunrising Not in the beginning, they like the chase, later on yes, for sake, just say Yes, your right!

[Sunrising]

Thank you for your advice on female nature, and a more peaceful life, I will remember this for future use 😄

[robocop666]

he is fat why so unhealthy

[Anonymous]

No, you are not. Grow up!