Is Santa a sugar daddy?

[purplepoppy]

I think he is. He's a rich old man who rewards you for being good all year.

Now I know what you're thinking, it's not the same because it's a childhood thing but I think the principle is the same. Plus by the time we're adults the whole concept has trained us to seek out rich generous boyfriends, our own real Santa who'll reward us for being good.

Thoughts?

[Chazmatazz269]

More like a daddy daddy, cuz he’s not getting the usual “sugar” in return for his generosity. In more ways than not though, you’re right. Everyone who leaves Santa cookies and milk is literally trading sugar for gifts. Ell oh ell!
Now i’m wondering if the missus knows. Whether or not she knows, i’m wondering if she’s got her own thing going on for her one night a year where she gets rid of the ol’ ball and chain.

[Billlewis]

I don't know if Santa is necessarily a sugar daddy, but I think many sugar daddies, and all pay pigs, provide the same dedication to their female constituents as Santa Clause does.

[7Phoenix7]

They do say we’re subconsciously attracted to men similar to our fathers… so yeah, Santa checks out lol

[RandomGirl42]

Noooo! Not Santa!

[AviatorTom]

Is he paying the buxom for blonde's way through college?

[NathanDavis]

I've always found it to be creepy

[Iron_Man]

Wow are you reading my mind? That’s exactly what I was thinking about lately with you. How about you sit on my lap. 😉

[Iron_Man]

I’ll be your Santa

https://postimg.cc/hhGfyXZx

[Iron_Man]

Rydych chi'n brydferth

[purplepoppy]

Diolch

[Iron_Man]

Diolch

[Iron_Man]

mae croeso i chi

[purplepoppy]

It's just croeso, regardless of what Google says. It's a hangover from more religious days. Croes is a cross, o turns it into a verb so its like verbal making the sign of the cross. Oh, and chi is very formal, it's ti usually.

[Iron_Man]

Thanks for sharing

[Iron_Man]

You’re welcome to come by anytime to private message me 😊

[RedTiefling]

"Sugar" would mean Santa is getting some action in return for gifts at every home he visits 😂

The guy must have superman level endurance

[egan3141]

A sugar daddy is someone paying for lots of things SO YOU GIVE HIM SEX. Santa is not having sex with women all around the world (cosplay doesn't count).

[douride2]

@purplepoppy You do know Santa only comes once a year don't you.

[RavVid]

Good pick up. 18+ yo girls will push little kiddies aside to sit and squirm in Santa's lap. They get this really excited look now you mention it.

[Dargil]

Saint Nicolas was an early Christian bishop of Greek descent. I doubt he was anyone's sugar daddy.

[Shiprex]

Nah, he's a benevolent super rich guy seeking for everyone to be contented, not just women. He seeks nothing in return

[FreyaRed]

Only if Santa is a PDF

[goaded]

Portable Document Format? Never mind, I don't want to know, but I'd guess Pretty Good...

[FreyaRed]

I have to explain, i didn't thought in English in moment i wrote this comment.
PDF PeDoFil in English pedophile

[egan3141]

PDF is actually becoming the go to way to write pedophile without writing pedophile

[goaded]

@egan3141 @freyared Ah, thanks. Since I read about a woman sending out death notices followed by LOL thinking it meant Lots Of Love, I like to be careful about these things!

[egan3141]

@goaded Wait seriously? That is one of the best misinterpretations I've heard for an acronym xD

[goaded]

@egan3141 I mean, it kind of works.

[FreyaRed]

The reason to use PDF is, your comments on YT will be removed when you use term pedophile especially in connection with affected politicians or political topics. When you're a content creator your video will be demonetized if say pedophile.
It's an very interesting AI behavior and says more than it doesn't say.

[Twodogs0525]

@freyared Isn't that ridiculous? I listen to stories on YouTube and it's like they're talking in a foreign language ffs! "He unalived her, with his pew pew, then went up stairs and watched corn on TV, while his sister was having S. I with the neighbor." You need a fucking handbook to translate it!

[egan3141]

Welcome to not having free speech.

[sportsbraslikes]

Why else does he always say Ho, Ho, Ho?


He likes the naughty girls

[LiamJHayden]

Oh, great. Now all the broke dudes are going to be sniping at Santa's Sleigh.

[Jeff51]

If he is then where's my sugar mama. Lol. Maybe he is.

[robocop666]

ask santa to give you a gloryohle for Christmas

[TonyMetal___86]

But remember that you must be good and innocent 🤣

[Dina88]

Yes and my niece was creeped out by Santa.

[Anonymous]

I doubt it.

[cavedweller1973]

lol mane he is

[eagle1951]

no way