Do you know any Made-Up Christmas Songs?

[AviatorTom]

When I was young, we used to make up songs, taking a classic tune and adding our own lyrics.

One of our favorites, not sure why I still remember it, is sung to Jingle Bells...

Jingle Bells, Santa smells, Rudolph ran away.

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a beat up Chevrolet.

Do you know any Made-Up Christmas songs?

[FunkyMonkee]

All the ones I ever heard are made up.

As for "Jingle Bells"...
Jingle Bells
Santa smells
50 miles away
Don't recall the rest.

Oh, he got some new pants for Christmas
But, the zipper wouldn't zip.
So, the tailor told him, "Joe,
Let it show, let it show, let it show.

How about some of these?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/1-mL--5aTGMhttps://www.youtube.com/embed/kQ_MqeYqPdEhttps://www.youtube.com/embed/cm7K1wUG1tIhttps://www.youtube.com/embed/E_BA9Nm3iy0https://www.youtube.com/embed/RlIs27Z5Hrk

[FunkyMonkee]

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[FunkyMonkee]

https://youtu.be/uzm8o3ytoRk?si=AjEvQbToEGuimfxF

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/MIPgceYVe1Y

Here is a made up song & it’s good for a few laughs as well.

[Kayla45]

Jingle bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the joker got away!

[NoDecision]

Jingle bells, Batman smells and Robin laid an egg.

The Batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away.

[ohsheeT]

https://youtu.be/QuBRBnO_uOQ?si=eZlsC6fyaRXzcsVT

[DishLady]

Aren't they all made up? (Lol)

Hmm... "Jingle Bells Santa Smells"?

[NathanDavis]

are there Christmas songs that were there before the Big Bang? lol...

[Massageman]

All songs were made-up by SOMEone.

[fivebyfour]

You better watch out,

You better take care,

Or Santa will steal your underwear,

He knows when you've been wanking,

So be sure to masturbate!,

[Xawyx-2]

All of the Christmas songs were made-up by someone :D

[Shiprex]

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away,

[LiamS95]

Aren't they all made up