Did you realize this is how MARRIAGES END?

[AviatorTom]

Thanks to Engineer-Comedian Don McMillan who clarified, using actual statistics, how marriages end.

What do you think?

Did you realize this before you saw this picture?

Most wedding vows include "... til death us do part...".

If you don't believe this, you can see his entire presentation here...

[CrazyGirl2]

Oh fck me! I’m a GEEK! Seriously? Why am I just finding this out now! I mean I have a 151 IQ, which is in the top 99th percentile, so ✅ on that. I’m definitely obsessed with helping kids overcome the trauma of rape and sexual abuse! So that’s a ✅ there too. Although I’m usually the “quiet” one, i’m definitely not socially awkward, so I can't even be a nerd… But GEEK? Well I know that vin diagram’s don’t lie, so… but that’s not fair! I am very pretty, and I was definitely one of the "popular girls” in high school. I was also a competitive gymnast, so I’m very “bendy”! 😉 How did I go from sexy and sophisticated, with an excellent sense of sartorial splendor to GEEK in one 24 minute video? I don’t think that guy was taking the data as seriously as the situation called for!

That was definitely the best Dry-Bar comic i’ve ever seen! Oh, and “Talk nerdy to me” is now my go-to kinky sex move! Lee will love it. he's studying psychology to be a forensic psychologist! Meaning he actually WANTS to be an FBI agent, at a desk-job w/ no gun, NOT even seeing patients, just analyzing the behavior of criminals FFS! Now he is a nerd, and a darn proud nerd at that… I’m literally in love with a man who’s greatest dream is to own a screen-used “tricorder” prop from Star Trek! THAT is a nerd! How did the smart pretty girl end up being a GEEK? 🤣

Thanks for the laugh before bed.
Laura 🤗 🥰

Oh crap… I forgot to answer your question! I literally DREAM that my marriage to Lee ends in death! It better end in death! If it doesn't, I’ll kill him!

[StudyingAuthor]

Wow, logic explained. (I just looked at the image of one of the vids tbh. lmao.)

[WindAtMyBack]

56% of marriages end in death.

100% of never married people end in death.

[strateguy632]

sweet!

[V_Injector]

So what you're saying is...

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Kill her

It all makes sense now.

[OlderAndWiser]

“‘Til death shall us do part.” That’s what it’s supposed to be!

[ChinaGrove]

Tommy Boy, I like your humor.

Dr. Laura bitch-slapped a wife

A caller said her husband was a monster. He was a great husband, a great father, and a great provider. His only flaw was that he wanted five minutes of sex per day. What a dirty rotten scoundrel. lol

[nolabels]

That comedian is to my liking, quite a bit.

I saw him on AGT and Simon Cowell didn't care for him at all.

To each their own.

Thanks for the reminder of poor, funny Don.

[Nikki1989]

I thought that would have been obvious.

[RavVid]

"Till death do us part" is clearly the first lie in every divorce.

[exitseven]

I took the whole "until death us do part" thing pretty literally.

[Fireguy17]

Seems about right.

This is both my wife's and my second marriage.

[MisterWack]

56% of marriages end in death?

Is that why there is a guillotine at the wedding venue? STOP THE WEDDING STOP THE WEDDING!

[EmmaMary]

@AviatorTom

You Don't Say! 😂

[NathanDavis]

funny