How would couples get married in the afterlife? Wouldn't it be unnecessary, exclude procreation duh?

[Anonymous]

I've always wondered this peculiarity - say there's an afterlife - yet they're the only two people in eternity - or maybe they get a deity as a third wheel, who's present some of the time or like a servant type of genie - then again why does marriage matter in that sort of heaven or paradise if they're the last two souls alive lol 😆 besides the deity.

[andreasderjuengere]

They can't get married.

All priests who could do that job went to hell.

[Asker]

@andreasderjuengere crikey what an answer - surely there must be some good clergy who went to heaven or paradise lol 😆 like the other denominations

[Asker]

Or the odd woman clergy etc

[andreasderjuengere]

Well... Islam has an interesting idea --- for men, at least :D
Where traditional Christian concepts are quite lame... unless one is into fat little kids.
Around myself there's Buddhism on offer - but that's more for the guys who prefer to meditate under a tree instead of taking matters into own hands (after all: if one fails here, you're just recycled to attempt to fail once again)
Hinduism? ... that's only for the colour blind and those who don't mind to worship monkeys, cows and such.
You maty have a point with suggesting to pay attention to some ''odd clergy woman''.
But she better isn't a nun!

[andreasderjuengere]

I somewhat ignored Judaism - but well... it's a closed secret society anyways

[Asker]

@andreasderjuengere I've been wearing green shades for years and who knew before I knew that the Muslims believe paradise only people there wear green and have green furniture - well what does that make me this unique secular Christian? I feel like I'm an exception to the rule given my own realm within the green 💚🍏 trees lol 🌲🌲🌲

[Asker]

@andreasderjuengere in that paradise, they Muslims won't see me and I won't see them, yet I for one am still let in the door 🚪 lol 🍏💚😈😈😈 thanks devil - wink

[andreasderjuengere]

Camouflage... an interesting thought.
If that secures you some 80 or what virgins, then it may be worth a try.
But then... in hell I could have all the ''dirty'' girls with loads of experience.
Afterlife really must be a tough thing.
But we could petition the managers to organize round trips and develop some inter-after-life tourism.
Lets include Buddhism as well, then - you know... THAILAND... heh heh

[BCRanger10]

They wouldn't and they don't.