Love Coupons: A Great Gift Idea For Him (and for Her!)

[sexyback]

Christmas is around the corner and many of us still have no clue about what to get our significant other on this very special day of the year. Some time ago I saw a gift that a girl gave to his boyfriend and I thought it was a great idea and I wanted to share it with you guys, since it looks quite original and creative.

This guy archraider posted on igmur some pictures of this wonderful gift her girlfriend gave him: a set of coupons. But they aren't just regular coupons... Some of them are quite... dirty lol!

Note that guys can also get their girlfriends something like this, and believe me guys, we would be soooo greatful ;)

So here it goes:

Hot

Hotter...

Don't get burnt! ;)

Sure, why not? :D

Of course.

(Really?) !!!

Sweet :)

OMG!

Getting hot again!

Just this one time! :P

Last, but certainly not least, the utter proof of deep and true love...

So now you can't say you're out of ideas on what to get him/her...

<3 <3 <3

[Jaye234]

I also thought this was a great idea several years ago! I worked really hard on them only to have my husband tell me how stupid and immiture he thought they were. It really hurt for him to say that. We ended up deprecating in the end we've never gotten back together. What an asswhole, right?

[Jaye234]

Seperating is what it meant to read

[sexyback]

Yeah, what a boring dude!

[Jaye234]

Jerk is more like it! I thought he'd enjoy it but nope.

[Noxifer626]

Great! I have the idea! Now I need a girlfriend...

[nakedalligator]

Though the sentiment is nice, and I see what your trying to do, I feel like it just doesn't work. I would personally feel like that it means she wouldn't like doing it normally, and if she does, then what's the point of the coupon. Plus like others have mentioned it's a bit awkward if you know she doesn't really want to and then you use a coupon to "make" her. I don't mean to undermine your gift idea, I just feel it should just be spontaneous, or it's like confirming he can't get any without some coercion, like she's not really into it and just goes along with it for his sake.

[sexyback]

The point of the coupons is that they can have those things any time, and it's playful. Why are people so boring?

[nakedalligator]

Yeah, but are you really going to give it to him any time, or a time where you yourself are not in the mood? And is he going to want to think that you're forcing yourself when you don't really want to. And if you do want to, why don't you do it anyways? Or do it just because?

[Crazyced]

Other then maybe the last (lol) my girlfriend already does all that. It would be a downgrade to need coupons. Especially as she appreciates it even more when I spontaneously initiate.

Girls, could you imagine your guys giving you coupons for 'free flowers'? It'd be meaningless.

[Crazyced]

Girls, it's pretty damn simple. If you want to give your guy head. Drop his pants and give your guys head. You'll make his day. As simple as that.

[DeadShot619]

Couldn't have said it better myself. Cashing those in would always be awkward unless ur girlfriend is always horny anyways. Inwhich case most of them r useless. And if she doesn't want to do it (if she's not in the mood) then it would feel stupid to "make" her with a coupon

[Crazyced]

Borderline 'rapey'. It really is a stupid idea.

[sexyback]

'free flowers' meaningless? Well, at least we would get some flowers in the first place!

[Crazyced]

But you got them because you literally told him to right there and then. Might as well just ask for money to buy them yourself at that point, at least you'll be sure to get the right ones.

[Octavius]

This honestly sounds bad if you really think about it. Those sex acts should be things two people enjoy doing together at any time and not just on special occasions. Not as a gift from one person to the other. What happens when they run out? If a girl thinks she doing ME a favor by having sex with me then she can go find some other dude to be her underling. Not me. For me sex needs to be mutually desired. Not one person doing the other person a favor. Sex is an act of passion not a tool for you to get something out of your partner.

[dipta]

Maybe fun in theory, but for new couples and young people.
Doesn't seem to make sense in a serious mature relationship.
Might as well cook dinner already and letting him not attend some event once in a while instead of gifting the coupons.
You win the argument because of a coupon? I don't see that not turning into a new argument later on, even if you let it go.
I won't even go into the sexual stuff.

[sexyback]

I think it works in serious relationships too, especially if they've fallen into a boring routine.

[dipta]

No, I don't think it would work for me.
This is just like saying "hey honey, I'm horny" and hope it comes across as playful.

[dipta]

What I mean is, if you've fallen into a boring routine, you probably need to try twice as hard, yet these coupons would come across as halfhearted effort.

[kaylaS91]

lol DAMNIT! Why must we already do basically all of those things on the regular... coupons like that would be useful for us only as an April Fool's day gag-gift. :P

[Entity]

I've done this before. This shit is always awkward when cashed in because the timing is never some agreed upon or aligned moment. It's like "Hey, I'm horny, and I notice... YOU AREN'T!" followed by handing you a slip of paper by which gives me the power to...

Oh shit. I came.

[lePoivre]

Hahaha, I like the last one. I've never gotten into an argument with my boyfriend, but I know it will happen someday, and that's a cute way of reconciling.

[QuestionMan]

Why no threesomes?
@ClassicRocker I noticed that too. Fill in the blank is perfect.

[sexyback]

Well, that's just her restriction.

[thewanderingme]

the "free"head one is weird. does this guy usually pay his girlfriend/wife for head?

the rest are just lame.

[sawno]

We do generally return the favor! Or turn it into more.
Just a quicky no strings attached may not be common in every relationship especially if the girl isn't into it.

[sexyback]

I guess the "free" thing is actually to make it more like a coupon.

[MaybeNot1]

Love coupons? You have to be fucking kidding me. Women would flip the fuck out if a guy gave her a "1 Free Hug" cupon for an actual gift.

[ClassicRocker]

I noticed that the "naughty free wish" had a *no threesomes clause, but the "fill in coupon" one didn't. I think that counts as a loophole.

[RedThread]

I mean.. My girlfriend could just ask me for that shit and I'd be happy to do it haha so like gifts surrounding it would be kind of meaningless I think..

[pinkbubble]

So im supposed to make them for him and he uses them to get those things of me right? Lol

[godfatherfan]

I don't buy the coupons for women and sex. Women get it anytime they want it. If a guy turns down sex it is due to some issue that a coupon is not going to overcome.

[Nuqood]

*No threesomes

Well, I know what I'm using my fill in the blank coupon for, then.

"Make the no threesomes clause void".

[Anonymous]

I would marry my girlfriend if she gave me those coupons!!

[Phoenix98]

The sentiment is nice but there are also so many ways that these could not work, or are a bad idea.

[sexyback]

Such as?

[Phoenix98]

Them using the coupons when your not in the mood or otherwise forcing you to do something through them.

[BruceJender]

Why not just say "I've got you something amazing for Christmas" and if they answer "What is it?", ask them to guess and whatever they guess is what they would want. Bingo.

[Johnson123]

Soooooooooooooo I SEE you give a free wish... can you buy me cars parts? that is my only wish :)

[Anonymous]

Cute but I am not into this cutsie stuff anymore. I wish I was but that part of me is gone.