In a previous mytake I listed five of the worst "As Seen on TV" items marketed. Just when you think things couldn't get any weirder, they can!
The better marriage blanket
This blanket is supposed to save your marriage by get this.... Absorbing your partner's farts. Because no one wants to wake their partner with bad gas. This blanket is supposed to get rid of the smell and the sexless marriage that goes along with having gas in the marriage bed.
Comfort Wipe
This device is supposed to hold your square of toilet paper while you use the telescopic handle to help wipe your ass after taking a dump. And after you finish, there's a button on the end to release the used tp into the john. Not really a bad idea,but I feel like it's more of a novelty item than useful.
Rejuvenique mask
Wanna look pretty while looking like Michael Meyers from Halloween? Get this horrible facial mask that is supposed to shock you pretty. There are electrodes inside the mask that you attach sticky stuff to. Stick the mask over your face and control the electronic zaps. That sounds very painful. Plus the mask looks very serial killerish.
The Potty Patch
This patch of artificial grass is designed to give your dog or cat a place to go do their business while not messing up your furniture. This sounds like a good idea but after a while your house will probably smell like urine and feces. Best thing to do is to take your dog or cat outside and let them use nature. House breaking is one of the best things to do.
Next mytake I will actually be looking at some As seen on Tv items that actually work and are awesome to use. Let me know what you think below! Was there any that I missed? Let me know below!
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