10 of the Worst Pick-Up Lines You've Ever Heard

[Anonymous]

Both genders try it. Both must have failed terribly at one point because eventually these pick-up lines become so lame, used up, or predictable that it does the opposite effect.

1.

Don't know if that one ever worked.

2.

That one clearly didn't.

3.

So, we got creative with food...

4.

...and technology...

5.

...to utter nonsense...

6.

...reaching a level of desperation...

7.

...where your level of sanity is in question...

8.

...and in short if you really want to go to prison...

9.

...while losing the credibility of thoughtful gestures...

10.

...of course, where there is smoke, there is fire.

[love_conquers_lust]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Newton was right, I'm feeling the attraction between our masses.
Bring the olive oil and I'll be Caesar, we can make a Caesar salad.
You're the yeast to my loaf, you make me rise.
You'd be like Folgers coffee, the best part of waking up.
You're like a cavity that needs to be drilled.
Looking at you is like dying, you take my breath away.
Are you a conductor? Because I felt a spark between us.
You're the reagent to my agent, there's chemistry.
Want to be my vampire and suck the life out of me?
You like Austrailia? Because I like going down under.
I'd prefer you were my mailwoman so you would hold my package.
If you were my butcher, I'd let you pound my meat everyday.

[Onlythisone]

A couple I remember were "do you like violent movies? I want to carve your eyes out and keep them."

And
"would you like to go to dinner with me?"
"No"
"It's free food why not?"
"... silence... ignoring..."
"Well than you have to get one of your friends to date me"
"I don't have friends"(I don't)
"Lying bitch! I hope Hiltler rapes you and gives you cancer aids! Expletive. Expletive."

Now I don't remember the exact wording on that but I starkly remember that he strongly wanted Hitler to rape me, me to get "cancer aids" and there was calling me a Nazi somewhere in his rant... I like to look back on that and think "wow my imaginary friends really dodged a bullet."

[grimtigress]

that one with the girl's pick up line just shows how freaky the girls are too. my boyfriend a few times but this one time in particular- before we were dating- was apparently asked by a random girl if he'd like to have a threesome with her. said he didn't know her, and especially didn't want to after that. there was even a girl behind her acting all shy and shit lol

[Compodulator]

Some of these seem to be a direct ripoff from cracked. com.
#1, #2, #6, #7, #8, and #9
www.cracked.com/.../

[Elliegirl]

I’ll just give one. I was sitting on a stool at the bar and this guy sat down next to me, stuck his finger in a glass of water, touched my top with his wet finger and said, “Let’s get you out if those wet clothes.”

[Ms_Meaghan]

Ok, thanks for letting me know the crap I have to look forward to.

[ThePetSquirrel]

Nothing's as bad as, "Excuse me m'am, did you just fart? Because you blow me away."

[Anonymus2017]

"I would drag my balls through a desert of glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie." - By far the worst I have ever heard.

[rockrewls]

Sit here on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...

[Silver158]

I'd totally fall for number 8. Be like "No, why don't you show me?"

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't care if the pickup line is bad, no girls approach lol.

[ovi2boss]

Actually there are some tough they are rare

[Anonymous]

'Let me touch all those bases and make a home run!'

[passinby]

"get the hell away from me" and it worked

[Redstang88]

Oh come on, 7 is funny

[Revolver_]

I didn't look at these, but they're good

[Nice222]

lol that was some funny lines.

[Hungry_Shark]

Interesting

[Spotted3]

Ugh such cringe