The Merits of Marrying a White Guy

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Here are seven reasons why you marry/date a White man;

1. They are genuine lovers

When white men are good in bed they are able to make chocolate babies but only a few are able to achieve this feat.

2. White men are strong and dominant

They are the creepy uncle by nature. They will hide under your bed until you are asleep....usually.

3. They are respectful and gentile

They are respectful....so respectful. But they usually perform stuff that is frouned on by society all the time.

4. They are great in bed.....never.

(I couldn't show something else..... so here is a picture that has creeped me out for the longest time)

The idea that a white guy has been so watered down to the point of where all white dudes as a generalization are weak, have small dicks, can't save money, are stupid, penis' that can only be seen under a microscope and are terrible partners...yeah. Sounds about right.

[LaFemmeFatale]

haha good strategy to creep out chicks, I must admit.
10/10
You got A in that subject.

[menina]

Like I said on the other Take "this can't be serious..."

[abundantlyrich]

Only if he is in a wheel chair. I've earned my millions like Anna Nicole smith.