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Women are the best!

Yeah I'm a guy - so I like girls

But apart women are just awesome - mature than most guys if their age and a lot of other laudable qualities.

Before anyone starts thinking that this is some Take on Feminism - NO! Just no! I share jokes. I'm not getting into controversies (at least not this time)

Have a read and enjoy 😊

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Women are the best!

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching... Nothing could dampen her excitement... Not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found a PERFECT dress and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother.

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused... She replied, "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress so I'm wearing it."

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart... I'll get another dress... After all, it's your special day"

A few days later, they went for shopping, and found another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you can wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do dear,...... I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding"

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Women are the best!

The nun teaching Sunday class was speaking to her class one morning and she asked, "When you die and go to heaven, which part of the body goes first?"

Little Carter raised his hands and replied, "I think it's the hands"

- "Why do you think it's your hands?"

Carter replies, "Cause when you pray, you put your hands forth and pray to God. So he probably takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer", said the nun.

Little Suzy raises her hands and says, "Sister, I think it is the legs"

The nun gave her the strangest glare and asked why she thought so.

Suzy, "Well I walked into mommy and daddy's room the other night...

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and was saying,

'OH GOD, I'M COMING!'

If daddy hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her that night.

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Women are the best!

During the wedding rehearsal,

the groom approached the preacher with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor and cherish" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd appreciate if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and the groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the the groom's vows, the preacher looks the young man in the eye, and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and vow eternally before God and your lovely wife, that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice: "Yes"

The groom leaned towards the preacher and whispered, "I thought we had a deal"

The preacher put the $100 bill in his hand and whispered back: "She made me a much better offer"

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No offence to anyone. This Take was just for fun. Hope y'all enjoyed it.

Women are the best!
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