Things I Did Instead of Cleaning My Room as a Young Kid

[Waffles731]

Now when waffles was young he HATED cleaning his room if you had given young waffles the choice of cleaning his room or having his brother kick him in the stomach twice, he would definitely have chosen the latter (more on this later actually). However he tried to get out of it or procrastinate in the strangest ways. I think part of this is because there was no netflix but even today getting out of cleaning my room involves little to no netflix, however some of this was too bizarre to pass up.

1. Throwing shit out of the window

So back when I was really young my brother and I shared a bedroom on the second story, I would eventually move into the playroom when we moved that to the basement but thats another story. However when me and my brother was told to clean our rooms we would throw toys out our window. Not like a lot of them or anything, just one or two, we might throw toothbrushes out and to be honest sometimes we got in trouble, not because we could hit anyone it would just land in the grass on the side yard (we have a big sized yard) The fact is that it was just something to ignore.

Pretending to be Godzilla and ordering my brother around while calling him my peasant

I'm not sure why I did this, I had no clue what a peasant was other than they wore medieval clothes and used farming tools. I'm not sure but we both found this hysterically funny. I'm not sure why and looking back it was weird as fuck.

Climbing inside a pillowcase and pretending to hatch from an egg

Looking back I think the reason I was able to do this at 9 years old was because I was dangerously underweight as a kid.

Having my brother jump on my abdomen, TWICE

I'm honestly lucky I wasn't seriously hurt. I'm not sure why I did this again, I REALLY hated cleaning my room so it probably had something to do with getting out of it. Whats even weirder as that there wasn't really any like spoken communication between me and my brother, I just kinda looked at him and he did what I wanted. It HURT a lot and I got the wind knocked out of me but I was stupid enough that I basically asked for it.

What is the weirdest thing you did as as kid to get out of cleaning your room

[LegateLanius]

Throw my stuff out the window, lol.

[Anonymous]

cool!

[Whatthefluff]

Lmao this is great

[RedRobin]

Nice take

[Fitness-Fanatic]

hahah this is awesome! It made me laugh so much.

I used to say "okay i'll do it after my homework " , then i'd sneak out the house to play with my friends lol

[ASEXY]

I hated homework and studying so much that I would rather clean my room instead of studying and doing homework. Although, I didn't want to want to be behind and I was busy during my schooling years, so I usually did end up procrastinating on cleaning my room too. These days, I never procrastinate on that.

I never threw shit out of my window because if I did that I would have to pick it up and I know I would get into trouble if I did that and I was afraid of breaking something. I threw anything I didn't want into the trashcan.

Climbing inside a pillowcase at nine years old is quite rare. I don't think I ever climbed inside a pillowcase because I was never underweight as a kid and, throughout all my schooling years, I was always one of the tall kids so I couldn't fit inside one for most of my life.

I'm glad you survived after your brother jumped on your abdomen twice because that's dangerous. My brothers? While I was very young, my big brother kept telling me I should help around the house and that my parents keep giving a free pass on chores because I'm the youngest and everyone else spoils me. My big brother was doing chores since he was nine years old I think. He was always very big for age when he was growing up. My dad thought he has a growth hormone problem and he's going to be a giant, but he's 6'11" now. My other brother aka middle child? We fought, but it was never over getting out of a situation.

Eventually, I did do some chores around the house (indoors and outdoors) when I got into middle school. In order to get out of doing more chores, I have spent more time hanging out with my friends. I have stayed in school longer with my after school activities (sports and studying) and I made myself look too busy to clean my room. So for a great number of times, my parents cleaned my room instead or they payed the cleaning man (he was the cleaning man since I was a kid) once a month to clean my room and the whole house. But during breaks or summer, I was usually the one who cleaned my own room.

[bijbee]

Your mother was right and made it look like not fun and not right. So somehow she does not do a good job and neither your daddy. You should clean your room with the greatest joy and fun with happy parents who are positive all day long smiling about their happy son.

[Nik1hil]

i never had the room, but i simply cleaned the house

[Anonymous]

Hahahha interesting. You literally did everything but cleaned your room.

[Anonymous]

Making love to your vacum

[beebella]

Truly bizarre. 😂

[GayHowellMeme]

Interesting myTake

[DanFlingwing]

funny stuff

[CT_CD]

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