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Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

(Only Friendly Aliens Though. Aliens Like The Ones From That Movie "LIFE"....you're not invited. Sorry. The Door Is There Please-)

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

Warning: Bullshit & Time Wasters To Come, Don't Take This Serious, Just Messing Around, Lol Love you guys...

1. I'm Actually One Of Your Biggest Fans

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

I wear a lot of your clothes, dress as you like most Halloweens. I watch your documentaries, Tv shows, and movies for fun. I'm your personal cheerleader, fangirl, or whatever!

2. You Won't Have To Pay For Anything, I Got You Greenie.

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

I really do, we can eat out every day, and I'll plan events and everything. You just have to tell me what you like, if you have vocal cords that is....hopefully you don't like eating humans too haha. That would be no fun.

3. You Can Show Off Your Talents! Scramble Some Radio Signals! Disappear Randomly! Play In Corn!

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

I'll seriously clap and praise you every time you do something awesome like this. You can sneeze and I'll act like you just gave birth. As long as your sneeze isn't like lethal or something lol

4. We Can Do Some Badass Things Together Greenster! I'll Get you Street Cred!

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

Probably not any robberies and hostile stuff, but we can definitely do some graffiti. Tricks on motorcycles, smoke tricks, and throw wild house parties! And you can show me how to shoot your laser and I'll show you how to shoot a gun!

5. I Can Style You Up, Nobody Will Ever Say *Looks At Your Feet* "What Are Those!!"

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

You'll be fresher than a brand new pack of produce at whole foods.

6. I Won't Tell Anyone When the Invasions Coming, I'll Get You all The Info You Need, Just Save Me And My Loved Ones!

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

7. You'll Be My Best Friend, No One Will Have Your Back Better Than Me

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

Anything ever goes doe, and I will there with my sources to make sure you're safe!

8. Let Your Nice Friends Meet Me And My Friends, We'll Have The Funniest Welcome To Earth Party Ever

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

9. We Can Find Some Girls/Guys Who Are Down For The Team! The Green Team That Is lol

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace-

I know some girls who'd let you "probe" them. Just ask and I'll call them for you anytime!

10. We'll Break Your Friends Out Of Area 51, And Or Take It Over And Make It Your Home, Whichever!

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

11. You'll Never Be Bored, I Know A Little About A Bunch Of Topics, We Can Talk For Hours

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

12. I'll Make Sure You Have "The Space" You Need To Survive Down Here On Earth

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

13. I'm Low Key One Of You, You Guys Just Don't Know It Yet

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

Really though, I know I'm apart of you guys somehow. Might be your long-lost cousin, you never know.

14. I May Or May Not Be Tired Of Some Of My Human Friends, So You'll Really Get All My Attention

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

15. I Always Wanted To Meet You As A Kid, So I'll Hold You Dear To My Heart

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace

You'll be family and can visit anytime. Send some postcards, and tell me how the weather on Mars is.

Why You Should Be My Friend If You're An Alien From Outerspace
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