Do you ever get the craving to sit outside smoking cigars like an old Italian guy?

[JackKerouac77]

Just like the question says.

Do you also wish you were wearing a track suit?

Eating pasta?

Saying "FAHGETTABOUTIT"?

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[Foxxpaw]

This post have infinitely made me more happy than the whole of last year.
#1 'Do your socks get soggy' my response' 'WHEN YOU STEP IN A PUDDLE' that man, sums up my childhood sitting in my pajamas eating count chocula and watching fucking darkwing duck.
#2 'Slappadabass' ... Holy shit I haven't heard that since I was 15 in a circle of hippies laughing our asses off at that exact word.. That and the word 'Bungalow'... The bung gallows... Thank you, thank you both.

[JackKerouac77]

You are welcome, we are here to spread joy. :)

[IamMeForReal]

This question made me giggle! I can like picture it in my head now... If only I was an old Italian guy :P

[JackKerouac77]

GIGGLES ALL AROUND!

[epiman94]

Pretty much when ever I'm riffin it up with the band, specifically in Italian Restaurants. I've figured out a way to eat pasta while I slapadabass, now I just need to incorporate the cigar to this act. This all happens while I wear a suit.

[JackKerouac77]

You win, sir. You win.

[epiman94]

Thank you, thank you!
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[epiman94]

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[Ki-Ki]

Make sure it's an Italian suit!!

[epiman94]

O I will. Can't miss that detail. @Ki-Ki

[TripleAce]

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Put me right here and you better believe it, bring on the scotch aged at least 20 years and a delish cigar to relax... make sure the wifey is upstairs

[JackKerouac77]

Perhaps we can discuss the Embezio deal? Eh?

[DodgersGM]

Cigars, no.

I DO often fantasize about turning into one of those super old dudes that drinks amazing espresso, though. Those Italian elderly people know their stuff. ♥

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[JackKerouac77]

FAHGETTABOUTIT

[Phoenix98]

I actually do smoke cigars and pipes every other day. And they addicting so you don't crave them you just smoke em when your in the mood. And they usually last anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours depends on the length and girth so you better have time to kill.

[JackKerouac77]

Been a long time since I had a cigar, used to have a great little pipe that I neglected to take care of and went to crap. But both are relaxing if you know how to use them properly.

Real full-length cigars are too much nicotine for me these days, but I enjoy some of the hand-rolled shorter ones. Forget what the actual length is called.

[Phoenix98]

Well one of the longest cigars I ever smoked was a battalion made by rocky patel the thing took two and half hours to smoke. Made me so sick and dizzy I had to miss work fantastic cigar though.

[JackKerouac77]

Yeah, nicotine is only beneficial to me in smaller doses. And you're correct, to properly smoke one of those things can sometimes take three hours. It is a leisure of love that has to have time set away for it.

[Phoenix98]

Yea and pipes take just as long to smoke sometimes but you have to learn the art of the pipe. It's not like a cigar were you just jump right in.

[meatballs21]

I do wonder about those guys... they seems to have nothing better to do but sit in some shitty cafe or bar all day smoking and drinking? How did they get the money to pay for it all? Where do they live, do they have an old boot of a wife they're hiding from?

[JackKerouac77]

FAHGETTABOUTIT

[meatballs21]

Ey! Ey! Oh! Ey!

[Tellytubby]

I do it practically every day. Sometimes I have an espresso as well. Other times I just drop meatballs down my tracksuit top. If anyone asks me wtf I'm doing I call my cousin Vinny over... that normally shuts them up kapeesh?

[JackKerouac77]

KAPEESH

[Tellytubby]

Funny thing is I'm being deadly serious! I honestly do this quite often... I love cigars.

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

I stopped smoking Dec 14, 2012 but that craving of that Toby just hit me now
the same goes for menthol smokes oh i got leave Satan behind as my great
aunt use to say to my great uncle Chuck.

[JackKerouac77]

Stay strong! Drink iced tea instead!

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

I know lol

[sexyasianboi26]

Im a smoker but I don't smoke cigars.

1. They are expensive
2. I smoke a normal cig to get a buzz and get my focus on.

Once in a while i will lit up a black a mild just cuz i feel like it ;D

[JackKerouac77]

Hey-o!

[BertMacklinFBI]

nah. i dont do cigars. even the flavored ones are meh hahaa. i like riding to the beach, parking my bike right next to the bench on the boardwalk and just chillaxin yo

[JackKerouac77]

Well perhaps if I owned a motorcycle or lived near a beach, I could do that as well!

[BertMacklinFBI]

you could do it anywhere as long as you have a bike. :D

[JackKerouac77]

Gotta get that bike!

[Uber_Gold]

Cigars are interesting for a while but not that amazing.

I'd rather sit in some wide open courtyard in France looking for avi girl.

[JackKerouac77]

I dig that too

[Uber_Gold]

Probably not realistic in winter weather though :P

nm. Paris temps 8 C OMG!

[JackKerouac77]

ZOMG

[Uber_Gold]

I just looked up their temperature profile. Summer highs don't go above 25 C. Winter is never below 0 C. OMG. What is this place!

[JackKerouac77]

One day you'll buy it. Install an A/C then

[Uber_Gold]

I will buy it and have them tell me where this chick is :)

[Redstang88]

Other than the track suit part, hell yeah! I love a good cigar.

[JackKerouac77]

EY O

[Anonymous]

lol, I've done that, but I wasn't wearing a full track suit, just gym shorts and a t shirt!

[JackKerouac77]

EYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Klaatu51]

i eat pasta but i don't smoke cigars

[JackKerouac77]

I eat cigars, but don't smoke pasta?

[thewanderingme]

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nope.

[JackKerouac77]

I'M SICK OF YOUR LIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK716RqoUms

[FistSlaminElite]

Yeah but while fishin

[JackKerouac77]

That sounds delightful

[blondfrog]

Neither lol I don't smoke

[JackKerouac77]

FAHGETTABOUTIT

[pyramid_princess]

Hahaha Noooo lol

[JackKerouac77]

Ohhh nooo?

[pyramid_princess]

Lol I may sit and chat with such a guy, because i would think he was a Don lol