My mom has no manners or respect for others. What should I do?

[AdorabllyCurly]

She farts and burps without saying excuse me, chews her gum obnoxiously, doesn't chew with her closed, acts very ghetto, does not wash her hands before using the bathroom, yells at me for having my own views, makes annoying sounds, basically I could go on and on. What should I do?

[Beatrice1865]

Most of those things are obnoxious, but all women burp and fart loudly without excusing themselves. If you’ve ever been to a college dorm, you’d know that girls constantly burp and fart without even acknowledging it, even in front of guys. You need to start belching and farting in front of her, too. The alpha female burps and farts the loudest, so burping and farting contests between girls are the female equivalent of fights between guys. Burping and farting loudly is womanly, so the girl who can burp and fart the loudest is the womanliest woman.

[electromagnetic]

Record her and show it to family so they can laugh at her. That tends to work out of embarrassment.

[Rhynno]

Solo coloca tu Nariz entre sus nalgas y disfruta de ese olor realmente eres afortunado en tener una madre así. Si no te gusta me la puedes Regalar? Yo puedo oler sus Pedos profundamente 24 horas 365 días lo juró

[Klaatu51]

exchange roles. you sound like you're the mother of your mother... and if she does those impolite things again, spank her like a little child :-P

[AdorabllyCurly]

She does not like me telling her to do things. She's like, 'I am the mother. You are the child. You're gonna stay in a child's place because I pushed you out of my vagina. I could have aborted you.'

[Klaatu51]

OMFG, it sounds like you're WAY more mature than your mom... really.

as i said before you should act like her mother, since she's the "little-child" mentally-wise. if she farts or burps for example treat her like a child like spanking her, or say "HEY! mind your manners little kid!" in front of other people... ypu should make her feel ashamed somehow, so she could understand ;-)

[AdorabllyCurly]

I could try;however, I can not make a promise.

[jacquesvol]

Ignore her as much as possible.