How come girls never want to "Netflix and Chill" :( ?

[Anonymous]

Every time I ask a girl I like if she wants to come over so we can watch Netflix and chill, they always take it the wrong way. I just want to watch a good show with some good company but they always try to have sex with me.

I'm losing hope guys, it's like all girls just want me for my body. :(

[XRabbitHeartX]

Well this depends on the context. If this girl is just a friend then you should try explaining it to her that way. I would have no issue watching movies at a guy friend. However if it's someoneyou are newly dating then it makes sense why the girl would be more cautious about it.

[Asker]

No I'm the one being cautious not her lol

[existing_not_living]

What? I would love to chill and watch netflix. As long as cuddling will be involved. Even if it's a guy friend. I like to cuddle with everyone. Cuddles for all!

[Asker]

Of course! Cuddles are mandatory lol

[existing_not_living]

Yes! Someone who understands. #thestruggle

[Bards]

I obviously don't want to watch Difficult People and cuddle. I want sex god damnit take a hint.

[Asker]

I just need to be in love, why do you girls have to rush sex all the time! xD

[Bards]

I NEED TO KNOW IF WE ARE SEXUALLY COMPATIBLE 😘

[Asker]

We'll know once our heart connects! <3

[thisdudejimmy]

I like her already lol

[cinderelli]

i love to netflix and chill.. but no guy wants to be with me.. :(

[Asker]

You'd probably just make me watch a romantic comedy ;P

[cinderelli]

i am not asking you to watch with me.. ;P and no.. i like romantic comedy too. but it is not my preference..

[Asker]

Did I just get rejected D: haha
What's your preference?

[cinderelli]

hmm. ones with good stories.. murders... or funny stuff..

[Asker]

So if I can find a great funny movie with a murder plot, we're basically besties right?

[cinderelli]

oh yeah Mr ANON!!!

[Asker]

Oh come on, we already know each other, basically besties as it is :D

[cinderelli]

really? umm.. okay.. are you jester? or piu?

[Asker]

Lol okay we're not "besties" but you're cool enough haha

[cinderelli]

oh yeah.. i know.. lol.. 8) okay tell me who you are?

[Asker]

But my secret identity would be revealed haha you do follow me though :P

[cinderelli]

zorro?

[Asker]

Lol of course :D Or maybe not who knows?

[MissNowhere]

I thought it was zorro as well at first

[cinderelli]

you are zorro.. okay..

[cinderelli]

@MissNowhere yeah i think its him..

[cinderelli]

@zorro8888

[MissNowhere]

I was like 100% sure

[cinderelli]

@MissNowhere so am I.. lol..

[Asker]

I was wondering when you would tag, it's the easiest way to find out :P

[cinderelli]

We got you 😜😛

[Asker]

You two should start a detective agency here haha :P

[cinderelli]

I know right.. lol.. the evil detectives.. @MissNowhere

[MissNowhere]

Ohh yeahh!!! 😎

[cinderelli]

@MissNowhere damn it!! I forgot the cool sunglasses.. 😎😎 now we are good to go. XD

[MissNowhere]

Don't worry buddy, I'll always be there to remind you to put them on 😎 xD

[cinderelli]

@MissNowhere lolol. 😂😂😂 aren't you the best partner ever!.. 😎😎

[MissNowhere]

I am! You know it! 😛

[cinderelli]

@MissNowhere oh yes.. 💕💖

[Asker]

Ahh I basically created this friendship... I did good today!

[cinderelli]

@MissNowhere and I are already very good friends.. don't take the false credit 😜😜😜

[MissNowhere]

Haha yeah lol
You're too late to the party zorro

[Asker]

Yeah but you weren't detectives yet... give me some credit xD

[cinderelli]

Okay a chocolate 🍫😊

[Asker]

You know me so well, that's all I ever wanted <3 ;P

[cinderelli]

I am just so cool.. 😎

[Asker]

I want to join the glasses gang but I'm not on my phone right now :(
Stahhpp showing off :P

[cinderelli]

Hahaha.. no.. 😎

[Asker]

You really made me log into my phone just to do this...😎😎😎😎

[cinderelli]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[cinderelli]

Thanks for MHO. 😃😄

[KidanisCortes]

you pooor poor man these women all the same dont worry boo boo were going out tonight boys night we gonna dance and drink the night away *sassy voice*

[Asker]

Exactly what I need! One day away from girls chasing and hitting on me.. so exhausting!

[KidanisCortes]

lets do eett we can drink margaritas and watch action flicks afteword SLEEEP OVERRR

[Illusive_Man]

Piratebay and Chill maybe?

[Asker]

Piratebay is life! There's a new app for free, that acts life Netflix too and has more recent shows and movies

[Illusive_Man]

Sh sh SHHHHhhhh

[Asker]

Oh right! They're watching us D:

[Kay211]

"That's illegal Jordan"

[Asker]

Your girl is here Illusive

[Illusive_Man]

@CourtJester !!!
That you?

Anyway @Kay211 SHHHHHhhhh
THE WALLS HAF EARS

[Kay211]

Obviously... That's why you talk to it, right?

[Asker]

Lol everyone's already figured out who I am already... check MissNowhere's comments

[Illusive_Man]

You have an alternate account?
Holy gees!

[Illusive_Man]

CHEERRIO

[smahala1991]

i never knew netflix and chill meant having sex lol can't it just be what the name says

[Asker]

Kids these days xD

[Bards]

LOOL

[Anonymous]

Stfu and let me give you a nice sloppy blow job ;) I don't give a fuck about your needs! ;)

[Asker]

I feel like you're not listening to my feelings! I just wanted to cuddle :( lol

[Opinion Owner]

*ties you to a chair without clothes* ;)

[Xelebrum]

https://i.imgur.com/0LnNpQo.jpg

I feel for you, Asker

[Asker]

Okay you're not hearing, I only do this with a girl when I'm in love!
I just wanted to be romantic tonight!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Yeah it always sucks I wish it just weren't true at all. Its like eyes... up here ladies

[Asker]

Thank you someone gets it!

[9mfeo]

Hello opposites troll! How have you been lately? Missed ya, bud.

[dominiquois]

Lol, you would think it's be the other way around. XD
And you're complaining? That's new. :D

[Xelebrum]

How about Hulu and relax? lmao

[Asker]

Blockbuster and hang?

[Xelebrum]

Amazon Prime and chill?

[Asker]

VHS and meditate?

[Xelebrum]

Oh shit, you're going full on retro here :o

[Asker]

Good thing you stopped! I almost pulled out my drive in movie card :D

[MissNowhere]

Awww buddy, is this you, @Xelebrum?

[Asker]

Lol nope! Are you trying to Netflix and chill later today?
I'm in Latvia :P

[MissNowhere]

yeah you sure are here

[Asker]

You don't believe me? Didn't anyone ever teach you to trust strangers?

[MissNowhere]

Prove it to me bruh!

[Xelebrum]

Wow, really? -.-

[MissNowhere]

@Xelebrum You were talking about smth like that w me -.-

[Asker]

Nuf' Said!
https://cdn1.vtourist.com/6/6724072.jpg

[Xelebrum]

Yeah but unlike the asker, I meant it the other way -.-

[MissNowhere]

Lol, you are so lame 😛

[MissNowhere]

@Xelebrum Fucking perv! 😔

[Asker]

Ouch! So what should we watch tonight?

[Xelebrum]

Can you blame me? Just look at yourself!

If it'll make you feel any better, we can watch Netflix for real afterwards :P

[Xelebrum]

I'll even let you pick the show/movie :)

[MissNowhere]

I'll leave it up to ya.

[MissNowhere]

@Xelebrum Haha okay, now I have 2 netflix and chill offers for tonight! 😧 How do I choose? Fuck.

[Xelebrum]

By choosing the guy who lives by Disney ;)

[MissNowhere]

@Xelebrum But that's too far... Apparently the asker is in Latvia!

[Asker]

Is it okay to bring some wine over? I don't want you to take advantage of my mind if I do.
Maybe we should watch the notebook? It's all about the romantic movies! <3

[Xelebrum]

He could be lying to you! I'm being real here! :(

[MissNowhere]

@asker Well, I'm not actually much of a drinker and I've never seen The Notebook 😛
@Xelebrum I know right? I don't even know who this mysterious man is ;o

[Xelebrum]

But you know who I am ;o

[MissNowhere]

@Xelebrum Or do I? 😳

[Xelebrum]

*gasps* D:

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[MissNowhere]

@Xelebrum Oh the horror!

Asker, who are you? I'm so fucking curious right now.

[Asker]

From the way we're talking I'd say we know each other pretty well ;)
Alright, I'll bring some juice then!

[MissNowhere]

Does your username start with z?

[Asker]

With an A

[MissNowhere]

Fuck my life then.
I feel like I know you but I have no idea ><

[Asker]

Lol maybe I lied about the A ;P
We're practically two peas in a pod

[MissNowhere]

Oh c'mon!
You kinda sound like Ale, but I'm doubting this guess.

[Asker]

I'm honored you think I'm your ex-fiancé
Does that mean we have a spark going here? :D

[MissNowhere]

Fuck, then you know too much about my life as well... ;o WTF WHO ARE YOU

[Asker]

Oh man, what does ale know about your life?

[MissNowhere]

Well, you ain't him. You're @zorro8888

[Asker]

Haha yeah :P

[MissNowhere]

Fucking new it! Lied about the z

[Asker]

I told you I "could have" lied haha

[MissNowhere]

Sneaky bitch!

[Asker]

You're the one who had the confuse me with Ale.. I'm not your boo :P

[MissNowhere]

I knew he doesn't do anonymous troll shit like this. But you said A and you two have a pretty similar style of writing y'know.

[MissNowhere]

You were my first guess 😜

[Asker]

Hey my trolling is an art form! Respect it haha

[MissNowhere]

It has my full respect... maybe.

[Asker]

Psshhh you know you love me :P

[MissNowhere]

Yes, can't fucking fight the feeling anymore.

[Asker]

That's all I ever needed to hear! Just come over tonight so we can netflix chill :P

[MissNowhere]

Now that I know it's you, I'm definitely in! 😛 Too bad you're not actually in Latvia 😩

[Asker]

Woot Woot! You come to me! Book a flight now :P

[MissNowhere]

Gimme 💸💸💸💸💸

[Asker]

Give you "wings"? Is this your way of saying you want me to pick you up off?

[MissNowhere]

-_- Don't put words in my mouth, mister!

[Asker]

I don't speak emoji... sheesh you girls are so complicated haha

[MissNowhere]

Yeah, so complicated... all I want is to be provided with Netflix and chill -_-

[Illusive_Man]

Asker said you know who asker is?
Hehhh?
Oh wow... he's uh... wow... forward.

[Asker]

Lol alright back to Netflix and chilling! I heard they finally put Friends on netflix :D

[MissNowhere]

@Illusive_Man I'm confused :(
@asker I've never really watched Friends mwahahaha

[Asker]

Which is why it's a perfect show for us to Netlfix and chill with!
Seriously though how could you have never watched that... it's a classic for our generation D:

[MissNowhere]

I don't know man! I mean, I've definitely seen some random episodes on TV but nothing more than that 😐

[Asker]

You're making me feel old now lol you gotta watch it! :o

[MissNowhere]

Don't put peer pressure on me -_-

[Asker]

Do it do it do it!! All the cool kids have seen it :D
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[MissNowhere]

Only if you do it with me 😉

[Asker]

Of course! It's not the kind of thing you do solo ;P

[MissNowhere]

Okay, deal! 😜

[Bea123]

I want to "netflix and chill"!!!

[Jania14]

Girls are animals...

[Asker]

Exactly! She told me she was cold and we should cuddle.. me being the gentleman that I am of course said yes, 2 seconds in cuddle time she starts groping me. I had to tell her to leave immediately and lose my number. :/

[thisdudejimmy]

RAWR!!

[Anonymous]

LMAO! Funny shit.