Is cooking with menstrual blood a thing now?

[OrdinaryGentleman]

First Bread... https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a49894/yeast-infection-sourdough-bread/

Now pancakes

Whats next?

Waffles

Pizza

Ice Cream

Sorbet

Noodles

Cinnamon Rolls

RIP food

Updates

+1 y

DOwn with the Patriarchy!
Am i right ladies?

[Waffles731]

https://www.vampires.com/the-blood-lovin-upior/
The Upior is a bit different than the majority of the Eastern European vampires in that it has a certain sleeping pattern. Instead of rising at sun set like most, it sleeps most of the night and rises between noon and midnight only.

An Upior can be recognized by its menacing barbed tongue. The tongue is used to greedily consume mass amounts of blood. Its thirst is quite legendary throughout the world of the undead. It has one hell of an obsession with blood, well, most vampire do but this vamp takes it to a whole new level. The Upior sleeps in it, bathes in it, drinks it and literally explodes with it when staked (think vampire stakings in HBO’s True Blood).

To keep a person from becoming an Upior bury their corpse facedown in the grave with a cross made of willow put under the armpits, chin or chest. Killing an Upior is done by the classic staking and beheading.

Now if you want to be totally immune to ever becoming a monstrous Upior here is what you can do. — Side note: for this upcoming part imagine us on a cooking show and me being the perky lil’ chef teaching you how to bake goodies. So much more fun. — First, you need to pick up a few ingredients for this vampire immunity treat, those ingredients being your run of the mill baking flour and the other being vampire blood. Good? Good. Now you need to combine the two and make a kind of baked blood bread and then eat it up. Once you finish with your snack of blood bread you will never be able to become an Upior. Yay!

And there you have it.
Maybe its to ward of vampires?

Honestly I really hope thats the intention cause irs the least gross one

[AleDeEurope]

Patriarchy doesn't allow women to buy certain ingredients, so they have to use period blood.

Fucking patriarchy -_-

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Seriously why can't we simply enjoy our pancakes without them oppressing us

[AleDeEurope]

Cause this fucking cis white males want to keep oppressing us, but we've had enough!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Exactly! Bring out the clots and chocolate chips!

[AleDeEurope]

Thanks for the MHO, OrdinaryMisogynist >.>

[OrdinaryGentleman]

No one must know shhh

[helloitsmethere]

OH MY...
*SCREAMS*
THIS ISN'T FEMINISM! THIS IS STRAIGHT UP DISGUSTING!
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[OrdinaryGentleman]

DOwn with the Patriarchy!

[helloitsmethere]

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[Kastinis]

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*shock mode is on*

[justbanANNAz]

Theyve been using it on pizza for years.

[helloitsmethere]

You can't be serious...
DO NOT RUIN PIZZA FOR ME!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

@helloitsmethere She's serious, how else do you get sodium from pizza?

[helloitsmethere]

I don't know... salt?

[OrdinaryGentleman]

@helloitsmethere Its simply too costly

[helloitsmethere]

Wow, the cost of living is so high that salt has to be expensive as well
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[EllieLexis513]

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[OlderAndWiser]

This is DISGUSTING! Has everyone on the planet lost their fucking minds?

[xXiTacoXx]

What the hell is wrong with chicks these days? Jesus Christ that's sickening...
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[anonman32]

no, that is not menstrual blood it is a fake. in belgium we eat sausages with blood in them and they are always black brownish. thats what happens with blood when you cook it, she just used food coloring.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

We have the same thing is hawaii, its just funny to see peoples reactions

[vishna]

Why even use tomato sauce? Just replace it with blood. And someone lucky will get the endometrial clot! Mmmmmm

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Those are the best, i would recomend flambayed with chives, sesame oil, soy sauce and a hint of lime juice and brown sugar

[vishna]

Wow, yes! Great idea! And you could take the big ones and put them in snail shells, shallot, Irish butter, and a sprinkling of Himalayan sea salt

[OrdinaryGentleman]

But if its already salty why do we need salt? especially Himalayan, that would be way too salty

[vishna]

Trust me, it's good, trustttttt meeeeeeee. And the clots aren't very salty to me, rather, they have a gamey, almost venison taste.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

I imagine they would make a great broth, ahhh if only i were a vampire

[vishna]

If only, your loss ;)

[OrdinaryGentleman]

I can still have tea.

[vishna]

mmm one blood cube

[Ginnyweasley97]

What. The. Fuck.
Really? @asker I definitely could do without this thought forever forged in my brain.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Its a healthy thought :) with all that iron

[Sara413]

What the fuck? Why?

I'm as feminist as they come but this shit ain't got nothing to do with feminine pride! It's just being gross for the sake of being gross... just like the girl who ran a marathon while free bleeding.

[sa230e]

Hey, don't knock it, man. She put her blood, sweat and tears into that pancake!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Oh wow! ahahaha bueno mang

[Phoenix98]

That's disgusting, if I ever found out someone was doing that to me she'd be gone quicker then a cat a dog show.

FYI the whole putting menstrual blood into food thing is related to Sicilian folk African American folk magic, and voodoo.

[Sableye]

animals will eat their placenta as its a good source of energy after a traumatic experience. humans used to do the same but we have evolved and think we are above instincts. its natural.

[bcromartie]

Menstrual blood is not a placenta. It is the opposite of a placenta.

[Sableye]

@bcromartie the same logic applies. its only because we think we are super advanced that we dont do this shit anymore. other great apes do however.

[Sableye]

minus the cooking that is

[bcromartie]

I've never heard of other great apes taking in menses on purpose. As a matter of fact I think humans are the only ones who actually give so much attention to menses that it would be an issue.

[Katy16]

I just wanna let you know you almost made me gag...

[OrdinaryGentleman]

That's what this site is here for right? :)

[RetroDreamerXD]

Strawberry ice cream made with breast milk.

(P. s, the strawberry is actually menstrual blood you guys. Shhhhhh)

[RaggaMon]

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[worldscolide]

Oh god no.. First bread made with vagina yeast, and now this... What the actual fuck!!! Please for the sake of those of us that actually like food, and love to cook, stop using bio hazardous material to cook, please stop!!!

[MikkyLachae]

What the fuck? NO! Our body spits that shit out for a reason. It's just as disgusting as a doo doo cake.

[sovetskii13]

I am not gonna eat (or drink) blood no matter where it came from.

[menina]

This can't be true!
Who had this idea? Seriously, people are getting worse!

[rose004b]

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[AllThatSweetJazz]

I had heard about the bread thing before. This is modern feminism lol, aka the Cult Of The Vagina. Eve Ensler probably can't get enough, haha. That woman goes bananas for anything vagina related.

[kittykatbrat]

Sadly I know some people who would like this.

I personally am dry reaching.

[Anonymous]

This is bloody disgusting (no pun intended). This is just honestly very gross, I don't know what would make a human being think it's alright to cook with not only blood, but menstrual blood. Why?