Is cooking with menstrual blood a thing now?

Question

First Bread...   

Now pancakes
 
Whats next?

Waffles731 · Accepted Answer

The Upior is a bit different than the majority of the Eastern European vampires in that it has a certain sleeping pattern. Instead of rising at sun set like most, it sleeps most of the night and rises between noon and midnight only. An Upior can be recognized by its menacing barbed tongue. The tongue is used to greedily consume mass amounts of blood. Its thirst is quite legendary throughout the world of the undead. It has one hell of an obsession with blood, well, most vampire do but this vamp takes it to a whole new level. The Upior sleeps in it, bathes in it, drinks it and literally explodes with it when staked (think vampire stakings in HBO’s True Blood). To keep a person from becoming an Upior bury their corpse facedown in the grave with a cross made of willow put under the armpits, chin or chest. Killing an Upior is done by the classic staking and beheading. Now if you want to be totally immune to ever becoming a monstrous Upior here is what you can do. — Side note: for this upcoming part imagine us on a cooking show and me being the perky lil’ chef teaching you how to bake goodies. So much more fun. — First, you need to pick up a few ingredients for this vampire immunity treat, those ingredients being your run of the mill baking flour and the other being vampire blood. Good? Good. Now you need to combine the two and make a kind of baked blood bread and then eat it up. Once you finish with your snack of blood bread you will never be able to become an Upior. Yay! And there you have it. Maybe its to ward of vampires? Honestly I really hope thats the intention cause irs the least gross one

AleDeEurope · Accepted Answer

Patriarchy doesn't allow women to buy certain ingredients, so they have to use period blood.  Fucking patriarchy -_-

helloitsmethere · Accepted Answer

OH MY... *SCREAMS* THIS ISN'T FEMINISM! THIS IS STRAIGHT UP DISGUSTING!

Kastinis · Accepted Answer

*shock mode is on*

justbanANNAz · Accepted Answer

Theyve been using it on pizza for years.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

This is DISGUSTING! Has everyone on the planet lost their fucking minds?

xXiTacoXx · Answer

What the hell is wrong with chicks these days? Jesus Christ that's sickening...

anonman32 · Answer

no, that is not menstrual blood it is a fake. in belgium we eat sausages with blood in them and they are always black brownish. thats what happens with blood when you cook it, she just used food coloring.

vishna · Answer

Why even use tomato sauce? Just replace it with blood. And someone lucky will get the endometrial clot! Mmmmmm

Ginnyweasley97 · Answer

What. The. Fuck.  Really? @asker I definitely could do without this thought forever forged in my brain.

Sara413 · Answer

What the fuck? Why?

I'm as feminist as they come but this shit ain't got nothing to do with feminine pride! It's just being gross for the sake of being gross... just like the girl who ran a marathon while free bleeding.

sa230e · Answer

Hey, don't knock it, man. She put her blood, sweat and tears into that pancake!

Phoenix98 · Answer

That's disgusting, if I ever found out someone was doing that to me she'd be gone quicker then a cat a dog show.

FYI the whole putting menstrual blood into food thing is related to Sicilian folk African American folk magic, and voodoo.

Sableye · Answer

animals will eat their placenta as its a good source of energy after a traumatic experience. humans used to do the same but we have evolved and think we are above instincts. its natural.

Katy16 · Answer

I just wanna let you know you almost made me gag...

RetroDreamerXD · Answer

Strawberry ice cream made with breast milk. (P. s, the strawberry is actually menstrual blood you guys. Shhhhhh)

RaggaMon · Answer

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worldscolide · Answer

Oh god no.. First bread made with vagina yeast, and now this... What the actual fuck!!! Please for the sake of those of us that actually like food, and love to cook, stop using bio hazardous material to cook, please stop!!!

MikkyLachae · Answer

What the fuck? NO! Our body spits that shit out for a reason. It's just as disgusting as a doo doo cake.

sovetskii13 · Answer

I am not gonna eat (or drink) blood no matter where it came from.

menina · Answer

This can't be true! Who had this idea? Seriously, people are getting worse!

AllThatSweetJazz · Answer

I had heard about the bread thing before. This is modern feminism lol, aka the Cult Of The Vagina. Eve Ensler probably can't get enough, haha. That woman goes bananas for anything vagina related.

kittykatbrat · Answer

Sadly I know some people who would like this. I personally am dry reaching.

Anonymous · Answer

This is bloody disgusting (no pun intended). This is just honestly very gross, I don't know what would make a human being think it's alright to cook with not only blood, but menstrual blood. Why?

Rissyanne · Answer

That is disgusting!!! Only a sick individual would do something like that.

AzureGirl · Answer

If all food were starting to do this then I'm going to cry.

Afro-dite9 · Answer

@toad-1 go ahead and drop a DAFUQ gif on my comment babe lol.

Relentless_Hippie · Answer

Oh my goodness what? I'm sorry but some women are straight up dogs.

Cosytoasty · Answer

I've heard of frying up a woman's placenta, not this though...

Hollywood-Glam · Answer

I'm thinking that this isn't real, lol.. But if it really happens then RIP food.

Dog19 · Answer

Someone kill me now...  I'm kidding but you gotta admit that's crazy

Jaye234 · Answer

WTF? Where are you from! That's just fucking nasty.

CancerianMan81 · Answer

then you women wonder why us good men don't want to have anything to do with you

mistixs · Answer

Semen cookbooks were already a thing. Look it up.

jakeofalltrades · Answer

what the fuck, why the hell are some women trying to eat stuff that comes out of them. first I heard of women eating their after birth and now this. it is fucking disgusting

idkwtftoputhere · Answer

ya, it's the main source of iron these days

CHARismatic110 · Answer

I. Want. To. Throw. Up. 😷

Deft_maiden · Answer

Grossest thing I've heard

Sunflower19 · Answer

I literally Gagged... How freakin disgusting.

erandal · Answer

WTF? Sounds f'in weird to me.

ElissaDido · Answer

I feel nauseous, no kidding :x

chintita · Answer

pizza, the sauce... lmao

kimmy87 · Answer

Some people are just disgusting. (Puke)

somebodysaycheese · Answer

Lol, come on that isn't real.. lol

Mustachekitteh · Answer

What crazy town did this dumb ass come from? O. O

Applefan1 · Answer

Ewww…. WTF… Yuk…. That is so gross.

April10 · Answer

What the fuck? That's sick!

Becky01 · Answer

this is just gross now I can't eat my dinner

cherrymarina · Answer

U'd be surprised at how many creeps would dig that

Tony_Tone89 · Answer

Bitches be crazy lmao

Anonymous · Answer

What the f**k? 😳😷😣😖

BrownBoyBrownies · Answer

YESSSS yummy, gimme some of those!

gapminder · Answer

I guess anything goes these days. ... smh

bcromartie · Answer

Menstrual Ice Cream would be interesting.

jesusnicolas768 · Answer

Dafuq type of shit it this?

LordBlakeh · Answer

Gross! Whoever did this has lost their marbles.

WhaChaChaKing · Answer

Oh my god. This is disgusting.

Anonymous · Answer

They use it in all microwave food now

Dez22 · Answer

Who is doing this?

AperolSpritz · Answer

I hope not!

Jaden69 · Answer

red waffle. lmao dkm

Oram52 · Answer

I'm gonna puke.

rgb008 · Answer

EW omg

Nomad69 · Answer

That is disgusting

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