I can't poop anywhere but home?

Question

I'm going to be staying at my bf's place for about a week and I don't know what to do. I can't poop there! What if it smells what if I make noises and he hears it?

How do married people or people who live together do it?

YepItsMeAgain · Accepted Answer

I'm pretty much the same. A tip for not making a sound is making sure the poop doesn't land in the water (usually by sitting pretty close to the edge). People who live together probably don't have a problem with it because:
1. They are in their own homes.
2. It's something that's expected to happen. It's normal for feces to smell or for them to sometimes make a sound.
3. They are used to it.

If I were you I would do it fast/when I'm going to be in the toilet for a while anyway (shower ect) or when everyone is far away from the bathroom and will probably not go there for a while. I would also leave the door open afterwards so the smell doesn't get trapped in there :P

Good luck! Remember it's probably not a big deal for your boyfriend (or anyone else there if he doesn't live alone). :)

Paris13 · Accepted Answer

Don't Fear, dear, it happens to the Best of Us. Believe me.
However, to Solve the problem, for Now Somehow, Leave on the Faucet and Relax, and don't Leave the Bathroom until the Small Smell Is... Gone.
I have Mostly "Phobias" about Going #Number 2 in the Public Ones, hun, and this is Something that I Have Had to Learn to Make or Break me over the Years, dear. xx

bente2 · Accepted Answer

That's normal. The only places I can poop are home, my aunt's and very rarely my bff's home. A smart thing to do is poop when no one else has to go, or at night.

Married people are a different story. Often they have lived together before marriage and have been in a long term relationship, that builds trust.

Wonderer89 · Accepted Answer

Lol you close the door and do your business? Spray some fabreeze on your way out?  Everyone does it, it's not a bit secret he's not expecting Hun

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I have the same problem. Except I can't poop anywhere except home (and most comfortably when I'm home alone). Problem - I've been traveling quite a lot now, and it sucks to feel bloated for 3 days in a row.

What helped me (kind of) was 7 day camping trip, where I realized that even most beautiful girls poop (and a lot :P ).

You have to poop, your boyfriend will be pooping too, everybody does it. it makes no sense to be ashamed.

What I'd usualy do is let the shower run and go take a dump. That was the most comfortable way for me.

Once my ex ran into bathroom right after I did my thing. She said she was wondering what I was doing. I went showering so I did it and after I shaved and she just ran in. I was so fcking embarased and learned to lock the door after.

blazerock44 · Accepted Answer

your not supposed to have a problem with that. . I poop, you poop, and your dad poops and everyone... it's part of the human thingy, do it with confidence lol.. also if he has the thing that you turn on that removes the smell in the washroom, turn it on so it takes the smell away and the noise

Mofunfour20 · Answer

The struggle is real, glad to know Im not alone. I just never have hand sanitizer for the seats, sure if i leave town ill buy some but GOT damn, why hasn't someone invented a self sanitizing toilet seat yet? I can only go at my mom's or my house and I'd feel so shxtty to deviate from the lifestyle. Its almost 2017, c'mon china please innovate

Anonymous · Answer

Honestly, when I lived with my boyfriend, I pretty much only pooped when he wasn't home xD Or I'd poop at work... I was a nanny so had a house pretty much to myself for 50 hours a week.

If I had an emergency, like felt diarrhea coming on and knew my boyfriend would be home, I'd go out to a store or restaurant that I knew had single bathrooms.

Streamhopper · Answer

Jumps to the top of the list of first world problems. :P

Seriously, he (or anyone else) isn't going to care. We know sh*t stinks. There's not a person alive who hasn't made a noise at least once. This is a natural biological function. I honestly wouldn't worry about it in the least.

scragbas · Answer

everyone poops. everyone has explosive diarrhea sometime. you just have to get over your bodies most natural function. seriously, every living thing poops. get over it. poop makes the world go around.

GuyOnAMission · Answer

just fart in his face and laugh after that it will be fine

Goldilocks24 · Answer

Lmao I prefer to shit with the door open 😂😂😂 who cares. We all do it. If you're completely insecure with your bathroom time, light a candle or spray something lol

SoWhAt249 · Answer

I once had a minor incident during pooping at a strangers' house and since then I have a phobia of pooping anywhere where I might get embarassed...

ShortCircuit · Answer

Turn the fan on while you are going to the bathroom so he doesn't hear it.  After you're done, spray febreeze or deodorant or something in the air.

Bandit74 · Answer

Just turn on the shower so the sound of the water drowns out whatever sounds you make. You could also spray fabreeze if the smell is bad.

JustCallMeLeon · Answer

My girl had this problem. Sometimes she was so bloated we couldnt even have sex. You need to accept this need of yours. Its normal to be smelled or be heard. Relax. you're human.

singlebee · Answer

When I poop I just turn the tap on in an empty bucket to suppress the noises. Lol do you same... About the smell maybe spray some room freshener

Chico_brah · Answer

I'd personally break up if I caught my girlfriend taking a shit. Better start coming up with ideas quick.

mits777 · Answer

lol you fuck together all day long and are afraid to poop at his bathroom... weird weird. He knows your butt better then you do, no more surprises for him

Lucifer_666 · Answer

There's nothing wrong with it and you should just get used to that

teawrecks · Answer

Married people aren't immature. People who know how to have healthy long term relationships aren't immature.

zombiebabe · Answer

you gotta get used to it... or you can go to poop in a public toilet everyday

Jude_Wills · Answer

Don't worry just poop every body makes sound when poop hard

Centurion20000 · Answer

One way or another? You're going to poop. Light a candle and turn on a fan.

Anonymous · Answer

Join the club. What about at hotels etc in the room.

CT_CD · Answer

You shouldn't even be doing it at home. That's not ladylike at all. I hope your boyfriend likes manly women.

Anonymous · Answer

Just take a shit and say give it 30 minutes before you go in there then rip a 💨

SuccessfulHornDog · Answer

Its ok he will still love you. Let it out

OrangeBoy · Answer

Those things are expected to happen...

sodababe · Answer

Lmao first world problems

larry69 · Answer

get a product called VIPoo.

Sam_Heel · Answer

Omg never think about it

Anonymous · Answer

Whatever

Anonymous · Answer

gross

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