If you were made entirely out of marshmallows what would you do?

Toad-1

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If you were made entirely out of marshmallows what would you do?

That's right you are now a marshmallow man/woman. What do you do?

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I'd think my home would be made with a layer of pam non stick spray. If not, I'd stick to everything and probably slowly disappear.
I'd have a husband, his name would be Marsh, a very common name for some reason.
My name would be Marsha, another very common name. Weird.
We'd have the cutest chubby baby.
We'd have a dog that was a gum drop (since sweet things are living)
Our next door neighbors would be the Peeps, their son would be a chick magnet. ;3
I'd live my life working hard as an interior designer, specifically, how to make the house Marshmallow safe. So, I'd be really needed. And it would make me happy to help other citizens that could become victims of their own homes :')

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id rage through nyc destroying everything in sight until someone destroys me with a proton pack.

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- TheLuckyPizzaDog
  
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  i'll take out anyone with a proton pack.
  
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- TheLuckyPizzaDog
  
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  you go destroy nyc without fear girl.
  
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- Izumiblu
  
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  @TheLuckyPizzaDog im still waiting to be turned into a marshmallow... tho if its just me and i dont get bigger somehow, there's not going to be much destroying going on
  
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- Izumiblu
  
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  and i figure they won't need to cross the streams
  
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- TheLuckyPizzaDog
  
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  maybe you'd function like princess bubblegum? we could... stick more marshmellow onto you and make you... bigger? like a marshmallow... hulkbuster suit.
  
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- TheLuckyPizzaDog
  
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  or we could microwave you.
  
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- Izumiblu
  
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  @TheLuckyPizzaDog oohhh, like a marshmallow katamari
  
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- TheLuckyPizzaDog
  
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  yeahyeahyeah!
  
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- Izumiblu
  
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  @TheLuckyPizzaDog the idea of destroying nyc by rolling it up into a marshmallow ball sounds fun
  
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- TheLuckyPizzaDog
  
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  that would be both Amazing and very very gross because you're a marshmallow and you'll be absorbing... everything... on the streets of ny.
  
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- Izumiblu
  
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  @TheLuckyPizzaDog true enough, but taking out nyc might be worth it.
  
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- Toad-1
  
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  Katamari reference!
  
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take a bath in some hot chocolate and then... drink... my bath... and then myself... whut.

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Schrodingerscat Follow
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I don't know... Just let it be? I don't like marshmallows much.

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- Toad-1
  
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  I might eat you if I see you. Beware! 🍽
  
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- Schrodingerscat
  
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  Hahahah okay 🙈
  
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Become the Michelin Man www.asphaltandrubber.com/.../...n-Man-thumb-up.jpg

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cavmanier Follow
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Sell tires
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Bleh marshmallows are honestly gross. I'd recreate Ghostbusters, but instead of me being blown up, this time I'd fuck them up and then take over the world. Muhaha

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- Toad-1
  
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  There's one thing you can't beat though... the sun!
  
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Roast myself! Then Eat me wit Chocolate and Graham Cracker!

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- TheLuckyPizzaDog
  
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  I thought about that but the whole time i think youd be like "THIS BURNS SO MUCH BUT I SMELL SO GOOD BURNING, OW OW OW IM DELICIOUSOHGODWHY"
  
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- TokyoGhoulLover
  
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  @TheLuckyPizzaDog lmao! :D YESSS. THE PAIN WILL BE WORTH IT, AND THE FLAVOR LEGENDARY!! ಠ_ಠ *Throws fist of Triumph into the air!*
  
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I would cease to exist as an biological organism since I can not function whilst being made out of foodstuffs.

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datgirl Follow
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Have others eat me cause marshmallows are not exactly my favorite.

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- Toad-1
  
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  I'll eat you 😋😋
  
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- datgirl
  
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  Gently please!
  
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- Toad-1
  
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  Of course ;)
  
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Jump right Into a Cup Of... Hot Cocoa.
Thank you for the Kind Invite, He is a Delight!! xx

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- Paris13
  
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  lol!! Thanks for the Like. xx
  
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Cosytoasty Follow
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Avoid my nieces and nephews for sure! I'd be ripped to pieces in moments.

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electromagnetic Follow
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This marshmallow is getting together with some coco

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RainbowFanGirl Follow
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I'd put myself over a fire and have a threesome with a chocolate bar and graham cracker to make s 'mores ;)

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JanaTalks Follow
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sky dive, fall off a cliff or building if i feel sad lol. then eat myself

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I'd also be made out of mammal meat since marshmallows have gelatin inside them which is made from diff animal bones, meat, and tissue.

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ASEXY Follow
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I would go near a fire and roast myself and then I would eat myself.

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llorando Follow
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Kiss my life goodby while running around frantically as ant's slowly eat me.

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moonpie89 Follow
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See if i can make myself stick on the wall without falling after 2 seconds

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Phoenix98 Follow
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https://youtu.be/7aW8oyTgA60

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lumberman9 Follow
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Find others like me and start a cult of marshmallow men

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This_is_my_username Follow
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I'd eat me its perfect

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- Toad-1
  
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  Share some with me? 😜
  
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Kiminowa Follow
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I'd finally convince my boyfriend to eat my ass.

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Lizzietwentyten Follow
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I drown myself in hot chocolate

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Ersacol28 Follow
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I'll stay away from the fire, cocoa, and heat

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Keep away from the fire.

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