What is the most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?

[catelyntje]

[Lambsaucelocated1337]

Once, when I was 12, my mom and my sister went out to Girl Scouts like always, it was every other Thursday, immediately after school, they left at 2:30-2:40 and were back by 4:20 (lol ik)-4:30. But on the day of the last meeting of the school year (in early June) they went like normal, and like always I started masturbated (not proud at all) but what I didn't know was that my dad had a doctors appointment and he was home at 3:50. I heard that damn door open and thought game over, so I scrambled, and he didn't see much (I hope, because this was only 8 months ago). But I was mortified, and he KNEW I was doing SOMETHING. He asked me questions about it and I said with wide, empty, eyes, I don't know. Then I started acting pretty hyper (to get him to think I was fine, which I think worked) and to this day, I don't know what he took out of it.

[catelyntje]

Lol but you're also very young man😂😂😂

[Lambsaucelocated1337]

I know, by that point I'd only been masturbating for like 4 months, and I didn't know all the tricks of hiding it. (For example to prevent this from happening again, I use Find My iPhone to check when my parents are coming home when their out like this 😂😂😂)

[catelyntje]

So you turned into a detective cool

[Lambsaucelocated1337]

Pretty much, and I also figured out ways to prevent my parents from seeing my search history and how to tell if my dad has looked through my phone when I go to bed on school nights (they don't let my sister and I use electronics in our rooms on school nights). I'm very smart and I know electronics well.

[catelyntje]

That's trange why can't you use it? I had a friend who's parents did that also lol

[Lambsaucelocated1337]

They want us getting sleep on school nights, my dad cares more about this than my mom does, but they both don't like us staying up late. When my dad goes on a business trip for work, my mom let's us use them at night for only half the week (Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights), and only until 10-10:30, (a rule I always break lol). Anyways, they used to not let us use them at night even in summer and on weekends, but I started sneaking my phone upstairs, and when they found out, they didn't really care lol.

[catelyntje]

Hahahah you're such a dare devil!

[Lambsaucelocated1337]

Yeah!

[McDuffy]

trying to suck my own dick with my thumb up my ass...

jokes but that would be fucking hilariousXD

[catelyntje]

Lmaooo yeah

[McDuffy]

lol but fr tho.. i flooded my bathroom one time while masturbating cusee i was sitting on the drain. it was a walk in shower.. imagine trying to explain that one , now lets never talk about this again

[catelyntje]

😂😂😂😂😂 that's hilarious

[McDuffy]

lol.. ur turn / whats the most embarrassing thing?

[catelyntje]

Lmao believe me or not but nu parents never caught me doing anything. I'm really sneaky

[McDuffy]

lol fair.. dont get too cocky :P and i just realized ur 16 so this is kinda awkward. bye

[catelyntje]

Hahahah okay😆😆 byee

[Paris13]

Going off to Europe and Egypt. However, the Joke was on Them... I actually was Not Fooling when they Realized I was Not Kidding.
I can imagine the egg on their face when they saw Not a Trace of me Here, dear.
Great pix, hun!! xx

[catelyntje]

Hahahah thankyou ❤️And also for the like

[Paris13]

lol!! And for your Like, hun!!!

[catelyntje]

You're welcome 😊

[Paris13]

:)) xxoo

[Hai_tis_E]

One of my past foster parents caught me and their son in his room, his head between my legs. I got kicked out ☺️

[catelyntje]

😂😂😂🙈

[Hai_tis_E]

It may or may not have been planned so they kicked me out

[catelyntje]

What wasn't planned?

[Hai_tis_E]

I kinda led him on, made sure we would get caught because I simply didn't want to be there anymore

[catelyntje]

Omg nooo girl

[Hai_tis_E]

He understood in the end, I wanted to go home, New York is great but not when your friends are on the other side of the country.

[catelyntje]

Hmm yeah okay but still lmaooo

[imtheman0048]

Hot...

[moonpie89]

trying to change

[SoWhAt249]

Mom walked in on the sex sequence while I was playing Mass Effect. Acted it out cool, knowing that she won't react anyhow, since she knows that games and movies contain nudity nowadays...

[Nightshades]

parents alway walk in at the wrong times

[SoWhAt249]

@Nightshades Ikr...

[skystar21]

me and my sis playing movie love making scene.. we were very small then..

[Maxemeister]

My dad walked in on me masturbating but I actually played it off lol he had no clue

[Nightshades]

same happened to me

[Maxemeister]

@Nightshades yeh, he doesn't like locked doors lol

[Lambsaucelocated1337]

Happened to me too, I was 12 but I covered it up damn well for a 12 year old

[Maxemeister]

@Lambsaucelocated1337 U see when you are in a desperate situation sometimes u become a genius xD

[Lambsaucelocated1337]

Yup, I remember it seemed like almost all of my body's non vital functions shut down as that door opened because I knew, scramble

[ExperimentalMale]

My dad and mum found a pair of bra and panties i used to wear in my closet, my dad found sex toys in my room.

[Jrossetti]

Walked in on me getting a beej from a girl I was best friends with growing up.

[dolemite68]

jerking off and having sex, they just laughed it off both times

[Anonymous]

Play Star Wars with my pens and pencils and my toys 😂😐

[sexcrazy12]

caught me jerking myself off

[love_truth]

then what happens after that?

[catelyntje]

@love_truth yeah good question what happened?

[Anonymous]

masturbating to pictures of them.

[catelyntje]

Are you for real?

[MilkyyM8]

Playing with my wee wee

[Chadster]

jerking off when I was around 11 years old.

[bblik]

Playing a sex game on the computer

[hotstuffSRD]

They can never catch me 😜 LOL

[Dred1614returns]

Nothing come to mind.

[Anonymous]

Fucking my boyfriend

[catelyntje]

How did they reacted?

[Opinion Owner]

My mom cried for several hours, and my dad wouldn't speak to me. The next few weeks I avoided them, stealing food from the kitchen so I didn't have to sit down and eat dinner with them. And I just locked myself in my room. That went on till I finally broke down and all three of us screamed at each other for a while.

It ended with them telling me to break up with my boyfriend and go to confession, which I did, and now 4 years later they "love" me again like nothing happened, but I hate myself and lost a chance at love😞

[catelyntje]

Wow I'm sorry too hear that. I'm happy your parents talk to you again but can't you reach out too that boy?

[Opinion Owner]

I called him once, he's married now and lives in Oregon.

[catelyntje]

Oh too bad I'm sure you'll find someone new probably even better then him

[mikey112]

having sex

[catelyntje]

😱😱 how did you reacted?

[mikey112]

fall off the bed

[catelyntje]

And the person you were with? And your parents?

[mikey112]

she was embarrassed. my parents looked shocked

[catelyntje]

Lmaooo

[mikey112]

yeah it was funny. they realised their boy has turned into a man

[catelyntje]

Hahahahahha

[mikey112]

how was yours

[catelyntje]

My what?

[mikey112]

same question u asked

[catelyntje]

Oh I never got caught actually I'm really sneaky lol

[mikey112]

wow smarty

[catelyntje]

Yeah my parents are very strict 😏

[mikey112]

wow.. my parents are strict as well.

[catelyntje]

Yeah sucks right

[mikey112]

hmmmm sure it does

[Anonymous]

no idea lol can u answer my question? girlsaskguys. com/qt/how-do-i-look/q2265670-teen-girls-which-guy-is-the-best-looking-here

[catelyntje]

No you need to stop with this obsession!

[Jersos]

masturbating af

[CT_CD]

Nothing

[TommySparta]

I wanna be your friend

[CT_CD]

@TommySparta Why?

[TommySparta]

Cause you say funny stuff sometimes

[CT_CD]

@TommySparta Ok then. We're best friends now.

[CT_CD]

@TommySparta
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[TommySparta]

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[TommySparta]

What do best friends do on here?

[CT_CD]

@TommySparta Send each other nudes

[TommySparta]

Only if you send me your foot first.

[CT_CD]

@TommySparta Do you have a foot fetish?

[TommySparta]

Yes. Do you best friend?

[CT_CD]

@TommySparta
No best friend

[TommySparta]

Then what is your fetish best friend? So I can please.., best friend

[CT_CD]

@TommySparta I have many fetishes.

Acrotomophilia
Climacophilia
Gerontophilia
Nasolingus
Xylophilia

[TommySparta]

Shit I guess I'll start researching

[CT_CD]

@TommySparta Report back with your findings

[Nandor]

nothing