Would you rather have all farts be silent but EXTREMELY deadly, or all farts be harmless but EXTREMELY loud?

[fahadfeeroz]

Before you answer, bear in mind that there is no guarantee that your silent farts would be anonymous.

Let’s also take a moment to imagine a world where people just walk around letting off colossal farts.

[sovetskii13]

Let's say that I want or need to "Hold it in" for whatever reason, will the silent and deadly option mean that I can poison my own body? If yes then I choose loud and harmless. If not, I choose silent and deadly so I can use it as a weapon - like a skunk.

[Robsinsf53]

Really? They can't stop stinking because they stink for a reason. Here it is: Q. Why do farts smell? A. So everyone can enjoy them... nasty I know. On a somewhat serious note, I guess if they didn't stink, no one would die of embarrassment.

[SakuraSkye]

Silent but extremely deadly! :P
Fart-filtering undies exist for a reason!!!

[xMiax]

Silent farts are the best, they're poisonous I swear.

[Anonymous]

Most of my farts are loud and harmless, while some have been silent but deadly. It gives me a powerful, feminine feeling when I gas out an entire room silently, but it’s infinitely more feminine to rip a loud fart and laugh at it while everyone laughs with me at the sound of my fart. Part of being a woman is enjoying the feeling of letting the fart go, no doubt, but the other part is allowing others to take joy in the woman in question’s farts. And you said to take a moment to imagine a world where people walk off letting out colossal farts - that’s called going to an all girls school or growing up with sisters, both of which I’ve done. We dropped fart bombs on each other for fun. The farts that girls produce when we’re together, uninhibited by ridiculous societal standards, are crazy and far beyond the types of farts that any man could imagine. Estrogen boosts farting, giving women longer, louder and smellier farts, and I don’t think you can be a competent farter without a second X chromosome.

[lucasnabizada]

Obviously loud but harmless... It's better for everyone... If you fart in a room full of people you can just be like "DON'T WORRY... He was loud, but totally harmless, I guarantee" lol

[Poppykate]

Loud, but harmless! 😂 ... but who would be so mean to do that to their dog! 😒

[SpartanMEC777]

I would perfer silent because most people don't pay any attention if they don't hear the fart I know this very well.

[JustCallMeLeon]

Id rather have them loud but not stinky as mine are really deadly and long lasting. Anti tank mines.

[Karlosmontoyas]

Farts are humorous. The louder the better. Girls would appreciate the lack of smell I'm sure as well ;)

[characterJoe]

Loud and thunderous. Lmao! My wife does it on the leather couch and the dog usually turns and looks. 😄

[Oldchemical]

Deadly farts can be potential weapons.
Imagine cheap and effect fart grenades.
China in such case will be the most powerful country with over 1B people contributing to the country.

[randomuser567654]

loud, because than people would not be as much disgusted if it did not stink

[awesometjgreen]

silent and deadly. I'd save my gas for anyone who insults me! :-)

[Anonymous]

First option simply because it's funny to see everyone's faces!!😂😂 Just keep all windows down!!

[Anonymous]

Mines are silent and don't smell, they kinda sound like stomach gargle

[hero-hero]

How do you know :D?

[wafflesecret]

Same!

[Opinion Owner]

@wafflesecret because in class no one turns or moves away from me

[hero-hero]

Lol , may be they do that so as not to embarrass you :)

[Opinion Owner]

@hero-hero nope, people are cruel in my area and they love to embarrass people for a good laugh.
I don't need you to believe me, wafflesecret knows the deal. Maybe it's a woman thing 💅

[hero-hero]

LOL , i believe you.. It is funny to discuss that :D

[Whaaaaa]

Deadly farts to Kill my enemies

[ICantThinkOfAUsernam]

Loud and proud

[CT_CD]

Both

[Anonymous]

Loud farts, lol