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[User92]

My sentence is I got drunk with a monkey because i wanted to. 😂

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And I'm not trying to doxing anyone unlike a blue Anon is falsely accusing me of doing

[JSmuve]

I licked Jamareo Artis because I'm hot.

... errrrrrr, I'm changing my birthday to something a little less gay

I had sex with Katy Perry because I'm hot

Better 😎

[JDavid25]

I hate Tyler the Creator because I'm stupid.. Hell naw.. LOL.. XD

[JDavid25]

Thanks for MHO! :)

[User92]

Your welcome 😊

[Nodachi]

I kissed Dwayne because I wanted to.

Which Dwayne? The Rock?

But at least I'm kissing him because I chose to. Apparently.

[OhButterscotch]

I'm in love with my crush and I loved it... 😏 Omfg it also happened in real life! 😎

[Jay_Lauren]

"I sang a song with my crush because I was horny." That is really great XD

[cutemz]

I kissed Michael Jackson lmao

[Cloudy25]

I got drunk with Tyler the Creator because I'm stupid

[EvanR]

I got married with Beyonce and I loved it. Yea no, celebrities ain't my thing.

[hadiyah]

i ate nutella with Michael Jackson beacuse i was horny..😂

[Veneno79]

oh dear god, I danced with Eric Hernandez because I was horny. The fact that I'm also Spanish is what makes it even more unsettling.

[girlinthisworld]

I ate Nutella with Jason Derulo because I was horny.

[WeirdoWerdo]

I got married with Katy Perry because I was drunk.

I must have been really, really, really drunk to do that.

[SuitAndTie]

I had sex with Selena Gomez because I was horny. Hmm, makes sense. Although I'm not attracted to Selena Gomez.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

I ate Nutella with Santa Claus because mom told me to

[The_researcher]

I kicked kameron walum, because I'm hot and I wanted to

[ps747]

I got married with Jamareo Artis because I was horny

[IAmBlueThunder]

I got drunk with Kameron Whalum because I was horny.

[Anonymous]

I had sex with Jason Derulo Because Mom told me to.
lol wtf

[moniisrour]

I ate nutelle with Beyonce because I'm stupid

[Anonymous]

I hate @BMFrance because i wanted to. dont even know what bmfranc eis

[LaFemmeFatale]

I punched Demi Lovato because I wanted to.

[beatrice_lopez]

i ate nutella with a monkey because i was drunk

[12e4losty]

i got married to selena gomez because im hot..

[godlovesfrogs]

I kicked Jamareo Artis because I was drunk.

[Lopezz1999]

I hate Britney Spears because I wanted to. lol..

[AlexBlack007]

Man, f**k you. I'm not typing that! 😂