+1 yI'd freak and slam the door and lock him in. Then catch my breath. Think it through and get a camera and my gun and see if I can film him talking or get a picture. Then make him leave.
And if he's dangerous I'd threaten to shoot him. And if he does that running thing with his legs I'd shoot him. And then be really depressed because I just killed Scooby Doo...
Oh. And I'd put clothes on first.133 Reply- +1 y
gun? you can't shoot scooby lol
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He's bigger than I am!! And sorry but if he does that leg thing like when he's about to bolt? That freaks me the hell out I'd shoot him. But I would regret it..
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haha he's a softy at heart though lol
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True. I guess I'd leave the gun in the kitchen.. but he BETTER not bolt. I hate that.
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lol you can shoot scrappy doo though.. he's annoying af lol
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You never said there was more than one in the house... Crap. The whole gang is probably in there somewhere. I'd better do something about that..
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Haha scrappy is in your fridge lol
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Oh great. I'm not eating any of that now... nobody was in my room though. Right? And how long have they been in here anyways? ? ?
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Goodness knows... maybe a few days? lol
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NOO. I'd definitely grab my gun. And fire a blank then load it and yell at them to get the hell out before I shoot them. I'd hold Scrappy hostage until they're all outside. Then toss him to Fred. And say if they ever come back I won't give them another warning. And flip them off. Damn creeps. π‘π‘
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π±you can't threaten scoobs ππ πor you'll have me to settle the score for him
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I don't wear clothes in my house! They snuck in and probably saw me buck naked multiple times. And *didn't leave*.
And probably did I don't know what else while I was a work! I don't care WHO they are. They are leaving NOW or they will not be leaving alive!!
(I won't actually shoot them as long as they just leave me alone.)
I'll settle with you if you want. But don't damn break into my house or you may get shot too if you don't leave! I keep the doors locked for a REASON! - +1 y
lol i'll just walk in , instead of breaking in lol
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No you can't. Because the doors are LOCKED.
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ok lol
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You don't have the key. And if I hear a window break I'm grabbing a gun.
Crap wait I should've made sure the Scooby gang didn't take a key with them!! Don't ask them for help. They can't come in my house or I'll shoot on sight. - +1 y
hahah i'll wear body armor. maybe we'll get invited in? then you won't have to shoot ol
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No. If they're out there wearing body armor. I'm gonna call the cops pronto. And get dressed. And probably temporarily ditch the house out the back door...
I don't know what you look like. So you may be able to get invited in before I figure out you're trying to settle with me. But at that point I still think I'd be fine with settling the score. Except how do you plan on doing that when you're in my house. And I have multiple guns throughout it I could get to from any place within 5 seconds?
Also even without guns. How do you plan on settling this? - +1 y
By telling you i'm a gag friend, so don't shoot lol
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Oh okay. Then I wouldn't shoot you. I don't carry the gun on me unless I need to.
But how is that gonna get back at me for threatening Scooby? - +1 y
oh i'd bring my grandma lol
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Crap...
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hahahah
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That's not fair. Why are you robbing me when all I did was *threaten* them? Shouldn't you just threaten to rob me then?
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lol i wouldn't be robbing you. Scooby just wants to bathe in your bath lol
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Well I guess I don't really have a choice in that it this point. Do I?
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No you don't so let us in π ππ
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FINE. But hang on why are you all coming in just for Scooby to take a bath? Are you all gonna watch him or what? Cause that's weird.
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ππ we all need a bath and a snackπ
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Well don't eat any meat. I'm gonna go vegetarian after my meat is gone. And I don't want to. So I'm procrastinating.
You can eat the vegetables.
And I didn't pay my hot water bill this month so you'll all have cold water. Sorry not sorry. - +1 y
π± no hot water π΅ We'll boil a pan of water and pour it in the bath. And dint worry we won't eat much... lots of cookies will be suffice π
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Don't*
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Okay. But I don't have any pans with sides. And the biggest pot is barely big enough for a half-gallon of water. Maybe you should've come more prepared lol..
And NOPE. I don't have any cookies I swear. You'll have to eat something else.
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6.3K opinions shared on Other topic. I would freak out!!! I jump in the tub and give him a hug! I am such a Scooby fan I would be geeking out BIG TIME!! I would do whatever wacky stuff he was doing. Such a fun question thanx!!!
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Hahaha I love Scooby too . He's awesome
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Aww sweet of you π
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Is it a Scooby stuffed animal that says that?
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I have a bunch of random stuffed animals mainly because they are awesome, I've got Scooby, animal from the Muppets, flower from Bambi, Bier bear from song of the south, just to name a few - +1 y
That's awesome! I love that movie " song of the south"
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Yeah that would be awesome
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+1 yI'd cuddle him first, then make sure he has no plan of leaving soon & then most important, I'd ask him to teach me how to fly using dust-bin lids like in this gif picture lmao 😂
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Aww I wouldn't want him to leave either. He's adorable
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Oh thanks for MHO ππ
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you're welcome :)
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+1 yAdopt him as my own dog.
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Aww me too π
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@fitness-fanatic Too late. I call dibs and shotgun. πππ
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ππok you win ππ
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Haha.
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Tell him there's scooby snacks in the oven, close the door on him and make a scooby roast to feed to the gang.
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LOL...
I'd thank my drug dealer for giving me some really good LSD
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Hahah
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+1 yGet the poor boy some Scooby snacks, he's been through a lot... Also go protect my weed stash from Shaggy.
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+1 yI'd go apple picking with him.
Respect points to the first person who gets that reference without using google.11 Reply- +1 y
I'm gonna have to Google that π³π
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+1 yI would ask him where his owner (Shaggy) is and probably play with him for a while until he comes. And maybe ask him to translate what my dog says🐶
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lol shaggy won't be far behind him. lol
i would send my dealer a good bottle of whisky with a thank you note
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+1 yI'd immediately assume someone drugged me and that I'm hallucinating or high and then I'd probably hide in my bed 😂😂😂
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Hahha i'd definitely think i'd been spiked lol
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Haha yah I think seeing Scooby Doo would have that influence on many people
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very true lol
Find out through him where Daphne is and cross some things off a mental wishlist
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+1 yLol Scooby doo probably freak out and give him a dog bath
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Ahahah
4.9K opinions shared on Other topic. That ain't even a guy
I am shooting it down if it is not friendly21 Reply- +1 y
LOL ,,
+1 yI'd try and adopt him. He talks and he's been alive for about 40 years. Who doesn't want a magic, immortal, mystery-solving dog?
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Haha, exactly. I'd keep him and invite the gang over for dinner lol
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+1 yEverybody loves Scoobie, I'de sud his coat and give him a scrub the wash him off and dry him off. Then watch TV with him and make us dinner.
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π your spider might scare him π±π
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Maybe, I'll have to put Harry in another room.
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Lol π
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+1 yget on all 4's for him and let nature take its course, some K9 action
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@100lbguy I agree
+1 yThis would be even greater than meeting a celebrity. Wow that would be really great.
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It sure would ππ
+1 yI don't know probably ask if he'd want to go on an adventure with me. Then take a selfie with him.
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good idea lol
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No one can call me crazy then.
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Lol true! lol
Check my fridge, I know that's the first place he went!
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Ahaha your fridge would be totally empty lol
+1 yI'd try to remember wtf I did to get myself trippin that hard and then do some more of it with him.
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+1 yI would wonder how I got high and who slipped the acid into my drinks
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+1 yI would be like, holy shit Scooby-Doo is in my fucking bath tub, then I would grab a camera and some weed and see if I can find shaggy
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hahah
Ask him where the rest of the gang is at and whether or not i should be worried about a masked villain and finally tell him I'm going out for the closest thing to scoby snacks
10 ReplyI would be angry at the someone who spiked my drink with acid
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Tell those meddling kids to get their damn dog out of my house.
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haha good one lol
4K opinions shared on Other topic. Rush to supermarket to buy some Scooby - snack.. To feed this hilarious Doggo 🐶...
10 ReplyProbably just shut the door and back away slowly o-o
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hahah vey slooowly lol
I'll pinch myself to check whether I'm awake or dreaming...
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I'd assume i'd been spiked lol
+1 yI would find Shaggy and worn him about the acid trip.
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ahaha
+1 yI'd do the most convenient thing in the world😎😎... get in the tub with him and eat F O O D
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+1 yHe's fine as long as I don't find any scooby snacks in the tub
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+1 yI would make millions off of a talking dog
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Hahah you certainly would lol
leave him to bathe in peace
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LOl sweet of you lol
+1 yJump in with him i love scooby then id look scrappy doo
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+1 yAsk if he needs something, ask how he got here and then leave
10 Replyi don't have Scooby Snacks.
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He likes cookies is too lol
+1 y*Eyes widened, stares at him in the shock*
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LOL...
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"How did you get in my bathroom!" xD
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Lo, He broke in to have bath lol
864 opinions shared on Other topic. Start making a Scooby Sandwich.
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He'd stay indefinitely with you
+1 yI'd be fucking gob smacked.
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Lol...
+1 ySmoke a bowl with him. It's obvious that Scooby and shaggy are stoners
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or three lol
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eww i know.. they'd be all soggy lol
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Would you believe it. I went out to a pub for a meal with my brother and sister the day after this question was put up, and there by the door was a large picture of the dog himself, with the words Free Scooby Snacks, please feel free to take a snack from the shelf for your dog. I nearly did, even though I don't have a dog!
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+1 yGive him a back scrubbing.
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Hahah
Lol... I'm gonna make him run Scooby doo style.
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AHahah
+1 y🤷ββοΈIβd ask if he wants to get high
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Haha now how did I guess that. πHe may have some xanny on him π
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Lol π maybe
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I hope he's a sharer π
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Me too
Pet and wash him, I guess.
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and a biscuit or two?
383 opinions shared on Other topic. Lock the kitchen, then kick them out.
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He'd eat everything in your fridge and cupboards lol
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hahah
+1 yWe would solve misteries! After the bath ofc.
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Haha
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+1 yI'd be asking myself WTF did I drink last night?
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+1 yI'd call the ghostbusters
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ππ good idea π
Charge him by the hour
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Jump it and sing the scooby theme sound
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LOL..
Drugs are bad for your vision lol
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Lol..
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lol thanks. nice meme you have ;)
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exactly haha
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I love a sense of humor
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that's so true. life would be boring without a sense of humor
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yeah gag would be so boring without humor.
+1 yI would definitely start believing in ghosts!!😂😂
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Hahah
+1 yI'd ask if he truly loves Scooby snacks
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Haha
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Lmfao
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throw him a cookie, i'm sure he'd be just as happy
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True. I was hoping for a sexy guy tbh lmao π
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ahahaha i tricked you all lol you never know.. there might be next time lol
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Lol π
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+1 y"Did you bring that bathtub with you?
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ππ it's yours ππ
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I don't have a bathtub
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Oh then he must have bought you one lol
+1 yAsk him were he left the Scooby snacks... duh.
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He's probably eaten them lol
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Bastard!
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haha
Would he be a cartoon of real life version?
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Good question. He'd be real lol
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lol...
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+1 yLet him finish in peace.
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+1 yWondering what am I drinking.
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+1 yTake a bath with him and eat scooby snacks
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Hahah scrub each others backs lol
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Of course. π«π
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Hahah
+1 yI'd crush him.
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aww you can't crush scooby lol
+1 yGet the Scooby Snacks out of course.
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Lol...
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+1 yGrab some Scooby snacks
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