What’s the weirdest compliment you’ve ever received?

[Blahla]

[Balcazaurus]

I'm not sure if this counts, but someone told me once, "You strike me as the kind of person who could sleep with their eyes open".

I was 16.

[Blahla]

Wth 😂

[God_of_Thunder]

I once had a girlfriend who always used to tell me that I had sexy eyebrows.

I still have no idea what the hell makes an eyebrow "sexy".

[Blahla]

When the eyebrows are full and naturally arched

[God_of_Thunder]

Oh, well then I guess that makes a sort of sense. She was never really able to articulate why she liked them, just that she did

Thanks 👍

[MarilynMansonsSlvt]

"You'd be really pretty if you weren't goth."
LIKE BITCH, I'M PRETTY NOW
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[Blahla]

Ugh , I hate when people mix a compliment and an insult

[MarilynMansonsSlvt]

Same, happens to me all the time
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[weasley8]

"You have a very strangle-able neck. Don't worry. It's a compliment."

[Blahla]

Omg😂

[ChurchOfIron]

A chick on POF told me my jugular vein made her horny. o_o;;

There was also a chick who told me that I had "very natural looking cuticles".

[Rangers]

One person complimented my hands saying that they were beautiful

[Blahla]

Never ever heard that one 🤣

[JohnBoinka]

You Must be THE DEVIL HIMSELF... That's the WEIRDEST of All Compliments... !!

[Blahla]

Well than

[JohnBoinka]

Not WELL at All... I don't Believe in Both of THEM... lol

[Anonymous]

A girl told me she wished she could have my ears... is that a compliment 😂

[Blahla]

Yes, it’s a compliment just a weird one 😂

[MlleCake]

"You're like the Garrison Keillor of erotica."

[Blahla]

Who is garrison keillor?

[MlleCake]

He hosted a weekly radio show for several decades.

[Blahla]

Omg 🤦🏾‍♀️

[MlleCake]

He was famous for telling these sort of homey stories about a fictional town called Lake Wobegon.

Turned out he was also a sexual harassed. But we didn't find out until after he retired.

It's actually one of those situations where I wish I didn't admire his work so much. I have several of his books.

[Blahla]

Lol wow

[DesertCreature]

"You do #2 like a ninja!"

[RyanAmaral]

A girl said i had really nice feet

[Blahla]

Lol wow

[berwise13]

You sure have a pretty dick

[Anonymous]

She was like - "Your cock's great but it hurts".

[Hugemoth]

Yeet