What's the weirdest compliment you have ever recieved?

[Spade_01]

Got complimented on my ears some time ago, forgot what it was exactly but it was somewhat weird nevertheless. What about you?

[msmissydc]

So there where some compliments that maybe where meant as compliments but didn't feel like it, and than there where compliments that just got weird. So I use recent ones, not the most weirdest that I probably can't remember. All quotes are translated.

First kind: This guy somehow must have heard what me and two friends (lesbian couple) where talking about, he came to us and said: "Nerdy, lesbian, poledancers, thats the holy trifecta! You are like dreamgirls."

Second kind: So we are close to the bartender in our regular pub. She sometimes does these jokey things its not a one time thing. This time she brought me my beer by saying:"*insert my full name here*, you are drinking beer again!" (spoken in this scolding voice parents would do).

Someone came up to our table introduce himself and said:"Wait you are *insert my name*, you always write this column right? Me and my mom really love it and I read it with her every week. I think she would like it if you visit her."

I mean it was nice they liked my column but being invited to his mom in like the first few sentences was weird. Note: Its not like I am a widely known person. Its a column in a small local newspaper. His reaction was like a genuin compliment to my column, but it felt so over the top for what it is, and including his mom like he did was just weird.

[Spade_01]

The first one seems to be the weirdest... kinda insulting to me going to that extent.

The second one, the tone must've made it awkward.

In the last one as well, in an otherwise genuine compliment, bringing your mom in between was so irrelevant.

[msmissydc]

No what you describe as the second was just the reason the actual second heard my name. That was no compliment, we know her well and she does these funny things quite often. He brought his mom into this not my mom.

[Spade_01]

Pardon me. I misread before. I think I'm done for the day here 😂

[mandyfire98]

Literally had a guy during sex tell me I had a pretty butthole.

Like what am I supposed to do with that? Lol

Also how is a butthole pretty?

[Spade_01]

Dayumm things people say to try to flatter others. 😂
He should've thought about it twice

[mandyfire98]

Yeah. It's a weird thing to say even if you're thinking it lol.

[Sparkie460]

Don't all butt holes look the same

[mandyfire98]

I thought so

[BoopBoopBeep]

"Damn you're so fine I would ride your face like a surfboard" (Yelled at me as I was walking out of a coffee shop overseas)

My response: What does that even mean? You're going to cover me in wax and stand on me

Her (Without missing a beat): If that's what you want baby but you do me next.

[Redstang88]

“You have the most amazing greens eyes”

My eyes are brown

[Spade_01]

Ah-ha!

[Mimi_758]

Someone told me i had a nice butt chin that was a very weird thing to be complimented on and i kind of dont like my butt chin so that was awkward also it was very weird😂🥴😫

[Spade_01]

Can sense awkwardness in there.

[Mimi_758]

Yes it was umm very awkward😭

[Sparkie460]

I don't think I've ever gotten a weird compliment before