What's the weirdest compliment you've ever gotten?

[blondfrog]

Today a young black female cashier told me she liked the shape of my fingertip out of the blue. I was umm... thank you your so sweet lol. I didn't know what else to say.

[bannacookies]

I saw a chiropractor once because I needed an adjustment on my ankle. I took my shoe off (had a fuzzy sock on,) he grabbed my foot and said my foot felt attractive through my fuzzy sock. I put my sock back on and walked out the door.
Went to find a different chiropractor. Lol

[blondfrog]

lol yeah you beat yours is weirder

[rachel776]

usually about my feet but not as weird as yours lol 😯

[exitseven]

that is creepy. At least it was a friend who told me I had nice feet. It was not creepy.

[RobT312]

I was in bed with someone I was dating and all of a sudden she got frisky, growled at me and said... grrr that hair! And she started putting her hands all over my head... she kept repeating this. My hair is fine but nothing to brag about. Just a typical haircut, typical hair. Didn’t know if I should laugh or be scared, lol.

[Anonymous]

It wasn't my compliment, it was given to my dad but I was there and still laugh. We were at a fishing store and this older woman was ringing us up. She smiled at my dad and says, "sir, I have to say this, you look just like Paul Newman, just before he died." Thinking about it, maybe it wasn't a compliment.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

It was from my nurse practitioner who told me I had the cleanest vagina she ever saw and the cervix of an 18 year old with no kids instead of a then 47 year old with 2. She even asked if I wanted her to take a pic of my cervix, ummm thanks no thanks🤦

[exitseven]

too bad , I would have liked to see a picture of that.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@exitseven 🤣🤣

[Pink2000]

“Are you part Mexican” “You’re too pretty to be black”….. it was offensive and backhanded. She was Mexican herself. I don't know what she was thinking.

[blondfrog]

No I an white and blond lol. Maybe she just felt like being nice i don't know lol. It was just a strange compliment.

[blondfrog]

Omg I am so blond I just realized you were talking about your experience lol.

[Pink2000]

Yeah I was talking about me lol.

[blondfrog]

yeah I don't know why people even give back handed compliments. I'd respect someone more of they just directly insulted me cause at least they are being honest and I can more easily avoid them.

[Sevenpointfive]

i've had too many. sometimes i find a compliment when there is none.

that's a really long fingernail. i'd probably say thanks

[exitseven]

I have been told I have nice feet. That's just great, the only part of me that is good looking and I cover it up with shoes most of the time.

[NathanDavis]

it was from someone here at G@G...

actually, it was you... lol

[blondfrog]

what did I say? lol

[NathanDavis]

not sure what it was, I don't remember exactly... but it was about the fact that I'd improvise in the moment with my kind of humor, or something like that... it was months and months ago, lol

[f_ckjoebiden]

You look like Patrick Swayze. That was a fat woman. You ask you receive. She did not score.

[f_ckjoebiden]

@blondfrog I always give. Fantastic bits of wisdom. Never and not always, but for sure.

[FunkyMonkee]

"Don't ever fuck a girl that's never had a baby."
"Why?"
"Because your dick is so BIG!!"

[Laciandmaci]

That I have a cute tiny nose SMH AWKWARD.

[blondfrog]

Awe that's not so bad lol.

[Laciandmaci]

No it isn't but when the guy you never met before comes up to you, at a restaurant and keeps staring at you, it makes it weird.

[blondfrog]

Lol yeah I feel ya.

[Laciandmaci]

Yes lol

[Laciandmaci]

But your situation is way weirder LOL I would be like omg I didn't know I have nice fingertips thank you and walk away thinking WTF

[blondfrog]

Lol yeah, she even told me it was a strange compliment before telling me I had nice finger tips. As guys we don't get complimented often so it's better than not being complimented at all lol.

[Laciandmaci]

yes lol, maybe she just thought you are hot?

[blondfrog]

That's the only thing I can think of lol. It's possible I don't know her so I don't know if the face she was making at me was a "I am turned on by you" or face she gives everyone lol.

[Laciandmaci]

LOL are you hot?

[blondfrog]

Haha your funny. You know when you ask someone that question you set them up for failure. If I answer yes then I Will sound like a self absorbed asshole and if I say no then I would appear to be someone who has no confidence lol. I learned its best to let others judge and to not kiss and tell lmfao.

[Laciandmaci]

Then send me a pic

[Laciandmaci]

LOL haha

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I had a nice smile / I had nice eyes

[blondfrog]

That's not weird though lol.

[Cuminginside]

It is if he is cross-eyed and has a wicked smile