If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

Kenni

Yoda Age: 31

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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QueenofCups Follow
Master Age: 38 , mho 35%

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The more I drink, the spookier your eyes get.

A smurf would turn grey.

Smurfing is basically making a bunch of small cash deposits in the bank to avoid the law that all deposits over ten thousand dollars must be reported to the government.

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- Kenni
  
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  My eyes are blue by now
  
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- QueenofCups
  
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  And my love and the leader
  Her eyes looked so blue...
  
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- QueenofCups
  
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  Thank you @Kenni.
  
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blubblubblub Follow
Yoda Age: 24

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why would you choke a smurf? I hope no one ever finds out

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- Kenni
  
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  Oh nooo I would neverr 😈
  
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- blubblubblub
  
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  u better not
  
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LegateLanius Follow
Master Age: 35

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Believe it or not, this was answered on an episode of the Smurfs, in which one of them threatened to hold his breath until he turned red. But instead he turned a dark purple.

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- Kenni
  
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  I believe it😂
  
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NeglectedChild Follow
Xper 7 Age: 29

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There's a special place in hell for people who ask questions like this.
Do smurfs even have veins and arteries?

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computergeek357 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 48

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This color

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allie1997 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 28

+1 y

I don't know
I like Smurfs so I don't want to hurt them

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Selina_Kyle_ Follow
Xper 7 Age: 26 , mho 35%

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Purple, the gay color what the @AbdKilani loves the most

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- AbdKilani
  
  +1 y
  That is the color of your gay brain
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
  +1 y
  @AbdKilani I am not gay, but purple is really my fave
  
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- AbdKilani
  
  +1 y
  Hahaha :)
  You aren't gay, neither am I :)
  Thanks for the tag
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
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  @AbdKilani You are gay and you will die as virgin
  
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- AbdKilani
  
  +1 y
  I am not
  PLEASE DON'T say I am gay hahaha
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
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  @AbdKilani why you are still virgin then 😏
  
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- AbdKilani
  
  +1 y
  Women :(
  They just don't want me
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
  +1 y
  @AbdKilani Maybe you are trying the wrong gender 😏
  
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- AbdKilani
  
  +1 y
  I can honestly say if I wanted a guy , I would have too many
  but I am only interested in females
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
  +1 y
  @AbdKilani You are shy maybe
  
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- AbdKilani
  
  +1 y
  Me? lol I am never shy
  Am I a gay magnet? and what to do about it? ↗
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
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  @AbdKilani No, you are never shy but you are a virgin
  
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- AbdKilani
  
  +1 y
  Yes I know
  I don't want to lose it , but I at least want to date xd
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
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  @AbdKilani You won't
  
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- AbdKilani
  
  +1 y
  Haha I won't
  can you go to the question and see some of the answers? ahaha you will laugh
  
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vald9inches Follow
Guru Age: 43

+1 y

Well when smurfet was choking on my huge giant cock balls deep in her throat she almost turned white

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TotallyAlmost Follow
Guru Age: 35

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I just choked my smurf a few minutes ago. It turned purple. Lol

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JMghow Follow
Xper 5 Age: 39

+1 y

Well, from my own experience I'd say...

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JimRSmith Follow
Master Age: 43 , mho 36%

+1 y
3.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Purple.

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- Kenni
  
  +1 y
  Lol I'm guessing the answer is purple
  
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WitchsLove Follow
Xper 6 Age: 32 , mho 43%

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XD loooolz

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- Kenni
  
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  This is a REAL dilemma!
  
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- WitchsLove
  
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  XD...
  
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Clo917 Follow
Guru Age: 23 , mho 56%

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Probably purple?

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- Kenni
  
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  Lol thats what I thought too
  
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Nik1hil Follow
Master Age: 29

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4K opinions shared on Other topic.

You are gonna have to ask that to @Gargamel

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Northern_star Follow
Xper 7 Age: 40

+1 y

black ( paint it black starts playin🎶🎵)

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Fromdusktilldawn Follow
Guru Age: 30

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1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Black maybe 🤔 or green

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Mikayla03 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 22

+1 y

good question... purple.

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SovietBall Follow
Xper 7 Age: 25

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372 opinions shared on Other topic.

I think red aka COMMUNIST!!!

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MeanderingTrex Follow
Xper 6 Age: 31

+1 y

Purple is my guess

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Catacious Follow
Explorer Age: 29 , mho 41%

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437 opinions shared on Other topic.

Green?

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wingattebaby16 Follow
Guru Age: 31 , mho 50%

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White

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dragonfruitA Follow
Xper 7 Age: 31 , mho 44%

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Red?

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Hannajenky Follow
Guru Age: 30

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1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Red or white

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ZeussLightningBolt Follow
Master Age: 34

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Purple probably

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Anonymous
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Purple

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Storm_Soldier2377 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 31

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purple

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Likes2drive Follow
Master Age: 59

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12.4K opinions shared on Other topic.

I think red, LOL

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Jaguar1818 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 27 , mho 52%

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Purple

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ghostqueen Follow
Master Age: 28 , mho 32%

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5.2K opinions shared on Other topic.

Purple

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- ghostqueen
  
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  No..
  
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trick1988 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 37

+1 y
419 opinions shared on Other topic.

White?

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ohskippy Follow
Xper 6 Age: 36

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Purple

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legalboxers Follow
Master Age: 49

+1 y

green

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Uncut Follow
Explorer Age: 45

+1 y

Red. 👍👍👍

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TheHillsRAlive Follow
Explorer Age: 50

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LOL... Ummm purple

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TheRealQuestion Follow
Yoda Age: 34

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990 opinions shared on Other topic.

Lol, skin color.

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- Kenni
  
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  Lol goes back to us.
  
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- TheRealQuestion
  
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  Yep. 😀
  
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bananathunder Follow
Guru Age: 36

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565 opinions shared on Other topic.

purple...

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cancan73 Follow
Yoda Age: 46

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886 opinions shared on Other topic.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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Razal Follow
Guru Age: 49

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Purple

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