
If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?


The more I drink, the spookier your eyes get.
A smurf would turn grey.
Smurfing is basically making a bunch of small cash deposits in the bank to avoid the law that all deposits over ten thousand dollars must be reported to the government.
And my love and the leader
Her eyes looked so blue...
Thank you @Kenni.
why would you choke a smurf? I hope no one ever finds out
u better not
Believe it or not, this was answered on an episode of the Smurfs, in which one of them threatened to hold his breath until he turned red. But instead he turned a dark purple.

There's a special place in hell for people who ask questions like this.
Do smurfs even have veins and arteries?
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This color
I don't know
I like Smurfs so I don't want to hurt them
Purple, the gay color what the @AbdKilani loves the most
@AbdKilani I am not gay, but purple is really my fave
@AbdKilani You are gay and you will die as virgin
@AbdKilani why you are still virgin then π
@AbdKilani Maybe you are trying the wrong gender π
@AbdKilani You are shy maybe
Me? lol I am never shy
Am I a gay magnet? and what to do about it? β
@AbdKilani No, you are never shy but you are a virgin
@AbdKilani You won't
Well when smurfet was choking on my huge giant cock balls deep in her throat she almost turned white
I just choked my smurf a few minutes ago. It turned purple. Lol
Well, from my own experience I'd say...
Purple.
XD loooolz
XD...
Probably purple?
You are gonna have to ask that to @Gargamel
black ( paint it black starts playin🎶🎵)
Black maybe 🤔 or green
good question... purple.
I think red aka COMMUNIST!!!
Purple is my guess
Green?
White
Red?
Red or white
Purple probably
Purple
purple
I think red, LOL
Purple
Purple
No..
White?
Purple
green
Red. 👍👍👍
LOL... Ummm purple
Lol, skin color.
Yep. π
purple...
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Purple
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