Would You Rather Your New Roommate Be A Donkey, A Pony, A Zebra, A Goat Or A Deer?

Name: Would You Rather Your New Roommate Be A Donkey, A Pony, A Zebra, A Goat Or A Deer?
Uploaded: 2020-12-28T05:03:51Z
Description: https://www.youtube.com/embed/NdCxHJIYz8I If you pick Donkey at least you can say your roommate is a real jackass.

Static_In_The_Attic

Master Age: 42

Would You Rather Your New Roommate Be A Donkey, A Pony, A Zebra, A Goat Or A Deer?

If you pick Donkey at least you can say your roommate is a real jackass.

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IAMNathanael Follow
Guru Age: 27 , mho 34%

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I've played enough goat simulator (30 mins) to know not to choose a goat. My pick is a zebra for obvious reasons

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Smart man & great choice, I think.
  
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- IlluminatiExposed0
  
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  Goat Simulator lol!
  
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- IAMNathanael
  
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  Thanks bruv for mho! Take this advice in your life: Zebras over goats
  
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chriscdi Follow
Master Age: 22

+1 y

a goat cause they are the smallest, imagine living with a donkey or deer

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- chriscdi
  
  +1 y
  not to mention a goat can be a cool person
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  https://youtu.be/e8BXUFFG1Ns Hey don’t turn your back! Those jokers might head butt you.
  
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- Aakash_Hangargi
  
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  They might mount you as well and they are the embodiment of the devil right 😈😈
  
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- IlluminatiExposed0
  
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  Damn that woman got knocked on her ass and her husband got battered for protecting her. Comedy and tragedy all in one clip!
  
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leahzrc Follow
Guru Age: 22

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1K opinions shared on Other topic.

probably a deer. i dont know what goat poop looks like but i think deer poop would be the easiest to clean?

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Maybe a deer can be potty trained or trained to go outside.
  
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- leahzrc
  
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  still have to clean up poo from the yard
  
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- leahzrc
  
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  i need a toilet trained roomate
  
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Everglow5 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 17 , mho 34%

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Pony so I can name it Epona and give it snuggles

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That’s cool & you even named your pony Epona.
  
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- Everglow5
  
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  Yee :3
  
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belle_kai Follow
Yoda Age: 33

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389 opinions shared on Other topic.

A donkey, they're probably quieter and they're cute

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Hee Haw Hee Haw I would choose a donkey too.
  
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NYCQuestions1976 Follow
Guru Age: 48

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2.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Based on this question?

Not a recreational marijuana user. 👍

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  You know you want a donkey! Hit the pipe!
  
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- NYCQuestions1976
  
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  Well maybe if it's Donkey from Shrek.
  
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cth96190 Follow
Guru Age: 66

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1.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

I am not sure what creature I would want.
What matters most is that it is not a Democrat.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/H3VLqLLWxbQ

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Ruenella_ Follow
Xper 6 Age: 23

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Goats are so cute. Plus they eat anything so I'll never have to get up to throw away my garbage.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  https://youtu.be/e8BXUFFG1Ns Are you sure?
  
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JimHurshal345 Follow
Xper 1 Age: 44

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A deer, they eat apples and they're very scared and run away.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  +1 y
  A deer would be cool.
  
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- JimHurshal345
  
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  Yeah, I keep imagining the hooves going click clack, click clack around the kitchen constantly.
  Then pebbles of deer shit everywhere.
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Word to the wise don’t eat the pebbles. As for click clack, click clack that would drive me nuts.
  
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- JimHurshal345
  
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  That's true. 😅
  
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pigoat Follow
Guru Age: 41

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1.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

I don't want goats because they suck dick and that's gay

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MysteriousDarkness Follow
Guru Age: 40

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373 opinions shared on Other topic.

Non of them since my girlfriend and I have been living together for a little over 7 years and my cat has been with me fir 13 years.

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DeeDeeDeVour Follow
Master Age: 52 , mho 40%

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3.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

A donkey's "hee haws" might keep me awake all night. A goat will chew up everything. The deer's antlers might stab me. I'd probably choose a pony or a zebra.

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Elenabella Follow
Xper 4 Age: 24 , mho 56%

+1 y

A donkey. Because it has big, cute ears.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  +1 y
  Hee Haw, Hee Haw! Donkeys are the best & that is what I picked.
  
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Anonymous
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A deer, they can be more domesticated and would be quieter than most of the other animals.

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douride2 Follow
Master Age: 46

+1 y
15.9K opinions shared on Other topic.

No thanks I live alone & like it that way.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  How about a pony?
  
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- douride2
  
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  Naw I have no use for a small horse.
  
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- douride2
  
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  Besides I had deer wandering through my yard steady.
  
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zagor Follow
Master Age: 37

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3.2K opinions shared on Other topic.

Whichever one was housetrained.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I’m betting on the zebra!
  
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NoblesseObligeKK Follow
Xper 4 Age: 29

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Zebra, because who else can say they've seen let alone OWN a mfn zebra?

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bannacookies Follow
Guru Age: 26

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681 opinions shared on Other topic.

A deer. They visit my back yard every day already.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That’s because they love cookies.
  
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neverendingloops Follow
Xper 5 Age: 31 , mho 45%

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A baby deer!

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  https://youtu.be/Amar6_rWNeM A baby deer would be really cute & maybe one day the deer will return.
  
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- neverendingloops
  
  +1 y
  So cuuuute!
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  It was like the time I heard something crying in my back yard & I sent outside & a baby deer it was & I could tell the deer was just born. I knew momma would return however it was a little on the cool side so I build a little nest around the deer out of leaves & straw & sticks to keep the deer warm. Momma did return & they went about their own ways & from time to time the baby deer & her family would return & I would see them laying down in my back yard.
  
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- neverendingloops
  
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  That was real lovely of you to do that! x
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Times have changed & I moved on & now when I look out my window I see a pond with an alligator in it.
  
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FocusOfSuspicion Follow
Xper 5 Age: 26 , mho 48%

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Goat for sure.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Just don’t turn your back on those jokers!
  
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KingdomForAKiss Follow
Explorer Age: 35

+1 y

Oh deer.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Yes?
  
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- KingdomForAKiss
  
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  What deerlike eyes you have!
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Do you know that you call a deer that is missing both eyes?
  
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- KingdomForAKiss
  
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  By its first name 🤣
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I have no eye deer.
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  +1 y
  Your answer works too.
  
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JakeS00 Follow
Explorer Age: 26

+1 y

Zebra lol

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  A zebra would be really cool just as long as you don’t get hypnotized by the stripes.
  
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- JakeS00
  
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  Haha, that's true.
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  https://youtu.be/FX68k6Isb38
  
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Jamie05rhs Follow
Master Age: 37

+1 y
2K opinions shared on Other topic.

A deer!

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Just hope it doesn’t have antlers. Ouch!
  
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- Jamie05rhs
  
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  Oh yeah. Crap.
  
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msc545 Follow
Master Age: 37

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3K opinions shared on Other topic.

Definitely a deer!

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