Would You Rather Your New Roommate Be A Donkey, A Pony, A Zebra, A Goat Or A Deer?

Question

If you pick Donkey at least you can say your roommate is a real jackass.

A Donkey.

A Pony.

A Zebra.

A Goat.

A Deer.

Select age and gender to cast your vote:

GirlGuy

Answer 1

IAMNathanael | 1.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

I've played enough goat simulator (30 mins) to know not to choose a goat. My pick is a zebra for obvious reasons

Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
Smart man & great choice, I think.
IlluminatiExposed0

19 d
Goat Simulator lol!
IAMNathanael

18 d
Thanks bruv for mho! Take this advice in your life: Zebras over goats

Answer 2

Static_In_The_Attic

Smart man & great choice, I think.

Answer 3

IlluminatiExposed0

Goat Simulator lol!

Answer 4

IAMNathanael

Thanks bruv for mho! Take this advice in your life: Zebras over goats

Answer 5

chriscdi | 2.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

a goat cause they are the smallest, imagine living with a donkey or deer

chriscdi

19 d
not to mention a goat can be a cool person
Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
https://youtu.be/e8BXUFFG1Ns Hey don’t turn your back! Those jokers might head butt you.
Aakash_Hangargi

19 d
They might mount you as well and they are the embodiment of the devil right 😈😈
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IlluminatiExposed0

19 d
Damn that woman got knocked on her ass and her husband got battered for protecting her. Comedy and tragedy all in one clip!

Answer 6

chriscdi

not to mention a goat can be a cool person

Answer 7

Static_In_The_Attic

https://youtu.be/e8BXUFFG1Ns Hey don’t turn your back! Those jokers might head butt you.

Answer 8

Aakash_Hangargi

They might mount you as well and they are the embodiment of the devil right 😈😈

Answer 9

IlluminatiExposed0

Damn that woman got knocked on her ass and her husband got battered for protecting her. Comedy and tragedy all in one clip!

Answer 10

leahzrc | 791 opinions shared on Other topic.

Yoda

probably a deer. i dont know what goat poop looks like but i think deer poop would be the easiest to clean?

Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
Maybe a deer can be potty trained or trained to go outside.
leahzrc

18 d
still have to clean up poo from the yard
leahzrc

18 d
i need a toilet trained roomate

Answer 11

Static_In_The_Attic

Maybe a deer can be potty trained or trained to go outside.

Answer 12

leahzrc

still have to clean up poo from the yard

Answer 13

leahzrc

i need a toilet trained roomate

Answer 14

Everglow5 | 51 opinions shared on Other topic.

Xper 5

Pony so I can name it Epona and give it snuggles

Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
That’s cool & you even named your pony Epona.
Everglow5

18 d
Yee :3

Answer 15

Static_In_The_Attic

That’s cool & you even named your pony Epona.

Answer 16

Everglow5

Yee :3

Answer 17

DeeDeeDeVour | 2.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

A donkey's "hee haws" might keep me awake all night. A goat will chew up everything. The deer's antlers might stab me. I'd probably choose a pony or a zebra.

Answer 18

belle_kai | 150 opinions shared on Other topic.

Xper 7

A donkey, they're probably quieter and they're cute

Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
Hee Haw Hee Haw I would choose a donkey too.

Answer 19

Static_In_The_Attic

Hee Haw Hee Haw I would choose a donkey too.

Answer 20

cth96190 | 1.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

I am not sure what creature I would want.
What matters most is that it is not a Democrat.https://www.youtube.com/embed/H3VLqLLWxbQ

Answer 21

NYCQuestions1976 | 2.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Based on this question?

Not a recreational marijuana user. 👍

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
You know you want a donkey! Hit the pipe!
NYCQuestions1976

18 d
Well maybe if it's Donkey from Shrek.

Answer 22

Static_In_The_Attic

You know you want a donkey! Hit the pipe!

Answer 23

NYCQuestions1976

Well maybe if it's Donkey from Shrek.

Answer 24

Ruenella_

Xper 5

Goats are so cute. Plus they eat anything so I'll never have to get up to throw away my garbage.

Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
https://youtu.be/e8BXUFFG1Ns Are you sure?

Answer 25

Static_In_The_Attic

https://youtu.be/e8BXUFFG1Ns Are you sure?

Answer 26

pigoat | 1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

I don't want goats because they suck dick and that's gay

Answer 27

JimHurshal345

Xper 2

A deer, they eat apples and they're very scared and run away.

Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
A deer would be cool.
JimHurshal345

19 d
Yeah, I keep imagining the hooves going click clack, click clack around the kitchen constantly.
Then pebbles of deer shit everywhere.
Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
Word to the wise don’t eat the pebbles. As for click clack, click clack that would drive me nuts.
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JimHurshal345

19 d
That's true. 😅

Answer 28

Static_In_The_Attic

A deer would be cool.

Answer 29

JimHurshal345

Yeah, I keep imagining the hooves going click clack, click clack around the kitchen constantly.
Then pebbles of deer shit everywhere.

Answer 30

Static_In_The_Attic

Word to the wise don’t eat the pebbles. As for click clack, click clack that would drive me nuts.

Answer 31

JimHurshal345

That's true. 😅

Answer 32

NoblesseObligeKK

Xper 4

Zebra, because who else can say they've seen let alone OWN a mfn zebra?

Answer 33

MysteriousDarkness | 295 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Non of them since my girlfriend and I have been living together for a little over 7 years and my cat has been with me fir 13 years.

Answer 34

Anonymous

A deer, they can be more domesticated and would be quieter than most of the other animals.

Answer 35

douride2 | 13.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

No thanks I live alone & like it that way.

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
How about a pony?
douride2

18 d
Naw I have no use for a small horse.
douride2

18 d
Besides I had deer wandering through my yard steady.

Answer 36

Static_In_The_Attic

How about a pony?

Answer 37

douride2

Naw I have no use for a small horse.

Answer 38

douride2

Besides I had deer wandering through my yard steady.

Answer 39

zagor | 2.8K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

Whichever one was housetrained.

Static_In_The_Attic

12 d
I’m betting on the zebra!

Answer 40

Static_In_The_Attic

I’m betting on the zebra!

Answer 41

bannacookies | 536 opinions shared on Other topic.

Yoda

A deer. They visit my back yard every day already.

Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
That’s because they love cookies.

Answer 42

Static_In_The_Attic

That’s because they love cookies.

Answer 43

neverendingloops

Xper 4

A baby deer!

Static_In_The_Attic

14 d
https://youtu.be/Amar6_rWNeM A baby deer would be really cute & maybe one day the deer will return.
neverendingloops

14 d
So cuuuute!
Static_In_The_Attic

14 d
It was like the time I heard something crying in my back yard & I sent outside & a baby deer it was & I could tell the deer was just born. I knew momma would return however it was a little on the cool side so I build a little nest around the deer out of leaves & straw & sticks to keep the deer warm. Momma did return & they went about their own ways & from time to time the baby deer & her family would return & I would see them laying down in my back yard.
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neverendingloops

14 d
That was real lovely of you to do that! x
Static_In_The_Attic

14 d
Times have changed & I moved on & now when I look out my window I see a pond with an alligator in it.

Answer 44

Static_In_The_Attic

https://youtu.be/Amar6_rWNeM A baby deer would be really cute & maybe one day the deer will return.

Answer 45

neverendingloops

So cuuuute!

Answer 46

Static_In_The_Attic

It was like the time I heard something crying in my back yard & I sent outside & a baby deer it was & I could tell the deer was just born. I knew momma would return however it was a little on the cool side so I build a little nest around the deer out of leaves & straw & sticks to keep the deer warm. Momma did return & they went about their own ways & from time to time the baby deer & her family would return & I would see them laying down in my back yard.

Answer 47

neverendingloops

That was real lovely of you to do that! x

Answer 48

Static_In_The_Attic

Times have changed & I moved on & now when I look out my window I see a pond with an alligator in it.

Answer 49

Elenabella

Xper 2

A donkey. Because it has big, cute ears.

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
Hee Haw, Hee Haw! Donkeys are the best & that is what I picked.

Answer 50

Static_In_The_Attic

Hee Haw, Hee Haw! Donkeys are the best & that is what I picked.

Answer 51

FocusOfSuspicion

Xper 5

Goat for sure.

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
Just don’t turn your back on those jokers!

Answer 52

Static_In_The_Attic

Just don’t turn your back on those jokers!

Answer 53

KingdomForAKiss | 232 opinions shared on Other topic.

Xper 7

Oh deer.

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
Yes?
KingdomForAKiss

18 d
What deerlike eyes you have!
Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
Do you know that you call a deer that is missing both eyes?
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KingdomForAKiss

18 d
By its first name 🤣
Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
I have no eye deer.
Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
Your answer works too.

Answer 54

Static_In_The_Attic

Yes?

Answer 55

KingdomForAKiss

What deerlike eyes you have!

Answer 56

Static_In_The_Attic

Do you know that you call a deer that is missing both eyes?

Answer 57

KingdomForAKiss

By its first name 🤣

Answer 58

Static_In_The_Attic

I have no eye deer.

Answer 59

Static_In_The_Attic

Your answer works too.

Answer 60

Jakeofalltrades93 | 245 opinions shared on Other topic.

Xper 7

goat, smaller and less annoying

Answer 61

Jamie05rhs | 696 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

A deer!

Static_In_The_Attic

19 d
Just hope it doesn’t have antlers. Ouch!
Jamie05rhs

19 d
Oh yeah. Crap.

Answer 62

Static_In_The_Attic

Just hope it doesn’t have antlers. Ouch!

Answer 63

Jamie05rhs

Oh yeah. Crap.

Answer 64

JakeS00

Xper 5

Zebra lol

Static_In_The_Attic

14 d
A zebra would be really cool just as long as you don’t get hypnotized by the stripes.
JakeS00

14 d
Haha, that's true.
Static_In_The_Attic

14 d
https://youtu.be/FX68k6Isb38