What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

[Jazquee]

[Anonymous]

a dog collar a rubber chicken a dildo a vibrator lube batteries a drill a cowboy hat and cowboy boots a chain handcuffs a hammer a cork scotch tape feathers glue hay straw a cage/kennel for when the chicken starts acting bad a red clown nose a clown wig makeup a deck of cards a whip a chainsaw an axe a shovel leather underwear a camera a squigie with glass cleaner bleech amonia peroxide pvp piping in case that damn chicken tries to get out of the kennel/cage a baseball bat a baton bowling ball pins a unicycle an elephant a muzzle in case the chicken got jealous of the elephant it'll shut the chicken up a sledge hammer a knife a sword a crossbow a taser headlights a flashlight rope coffee coffee cups and mugs a pair of skis a sled a snowboard fishing pole swimming trunks scuba gear a hacksaw numbchucks metal pipes wire a lighter oh and a stuff animal and a box of gummy bears and a teddy bear and a unicorn and a poster

[Opinion Owner]

oh i forgot the whipped cream and apples and bananas and hot dogs and buns chocolate ice cream and syrup and hamburgers

[Jazquee]

Holly shit... lmfao.. here is your crown...👑 and one for your psycho chicken 👑

[loves2learn]

That was amazing 🤣

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

Magnum condoms, KY jelly, duct tape, a large box of chocolate.


I used to be in retail so once you seen it all, nothing really shocks you anymore

[Jazquee]

This is true... out of all the things you listed... the chocolate made me wonder the most. Lol

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

The last item is usually the main item lmao

[Jazquee]

Usually... lol. You buy these items often

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

Nope not me. I usually do Amazon for things like that in a subscription type of thing. My days have awkward looks of buying things is over plus cheaper online

[loves2learn]

Zip ties
Duct tape

Tarp
Sleeping pills
Hammer
Saw
Shovel
Frying Pan
Seasoned salt

[Jazquee]

Yup all necessary for a Jeffrey Dalmer camping trip. Lol ty

[loves2learn]

Exactly. Lol

[loves2learn]

Thanks sista! ❤️

[loves2learn]

Hey @Jazquee. Can you pop down to the post from @chrismaster69 and tell him I’m sorry, I truly don’t know why he’s upset with me and would he please unblock me and talk to me about it? ❤️

[Agape93]

Duct tape
Lubricant
Lighter fluid

[Jazquee]

Nice one... i like it

[ChrisMaster69]

@Agape93 that sounds awfully like a shopping list for one of my parties lol

[Agape93]

Lmao

[wankiam]

i would say a porn mag and lotion but the female cashier at my local store never seems to mind lol. maybe a spade, quicklime and a saw might raise an eyebrow though

[Jazquee]

Lol... you will probably just intrigue her more adding the lime.

[wankiam]

maybe lol

[ChrisMaster69]

Plastic tarpaulin
Plastic tywraps
saw
plastic tubs
bleach
rope
lead weights
plastic gloves
face mask
balaclava

[loves2learn]

The baclava tho 🤣

[Jazquee]

Lol... what have I unleashed here... thats awesome thanks for sharing your shopping list... u don't live in BC do you?/
😂

[ChrisMaster69]

@Jazquee no lol, I cheated a little I just looked at my last Amazon order 👀

[Jazquee]

🙀 baklava... online... that's just messed up. Gotta get that fresh

[ChrisMaster69]

@Jazquee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaclava_(clothing)

[Jazquee]

Haha... i so read thet wrong. That's ok then... but the baklava.. just too much

[loves2learn]

I totally read the dessert not the hat 🤣🤣🤣

[ChrisMaster69]

@loves2learn what is this last fucking meals before I feed them to the pigs?

Bigger did I say that out loud

[loves2learn]

Lol yup!

[ChrisMaster69]

@loves2learn damn done a lot of that tonight 😂😂

[Jazquee]

Lol...@loves2learn. Did we get separated at birth? Lol

[loves2learn]

@Jazquee I always wanted a sister!

[Jazquee]

Me too... my brother sucks. ✋

[loves2learn]

Being an only child sucks too. ✋🏻

[ChrisMaster69]

@loves2learn fuck not an aunt..

[loves2learn]

A big happy family 🥰

[NamerOfStars]

A big bag of apples and several packs of razor blades. Bonus points if it's right before Halloween. Double bonus points if you have a big, bushy beard and obviously don't use razors yourself.

[MannMitAntworten]

Duct tape, chains, ax, saw, and a book on homicide...

[Jazquee]

Wow... thats taking it two steps further. Lol I like it

[MannMitAntworten]

I kinda figured that would take it a step beyond. Apparently two steps!

[Jazquee]

The book on homicide put you over the two ahead lol

[MannMitAntworten]

That was by design. I mean, if the cashier wasn’t concerned ringing up the other stuff, that had to do it.

[jahaims]

Pillow case, duct tape, zip ties, a shovel, sleeping pills, and a tarp.

[Jazquee]

Everyone seems to love their duct tape. Lol nice one

[jgokgotit]

Rope, bleach, peroxide, duct tape, air freshener, condom, saws, knives, rubber gloves and an excessive amount of trash bags.

[krin_m]

Mine are a little mild compared to other answers.

Rope, Plastic Wrap, Candles, feather duster, ice cream and chocolate syrup!

[Jazquee]

Awe... sounds like your going to make a Sunday and save it for later while u dust. Lol
Thank you

[krin_m]

That is exactly what I'm going to do! Some additional details missing! 😀

[Anonymous]

I always start a list like this with a children's Golden book.

1. Candy
2. Vaseline
3. tapered candle
4. Dog Collar
5. Rope
6. Corpse handling gloves
7. Shovel
8. Enough Lime to cover a child's body
9. Large rolls of plastic sheets
10 two different boxes of condoms. Magnums and small

[Jazquee]

Thanks for sharing but Gotta say... Childs body... little over the top

[Opinion Owner]

I forgot all about this disturbing shopping list

[Pogi-Paddy-2]

Crisco, gloves, a single cucumber, honey, condoms and cigarettes.☯️

[Jazquee]

Nice

[Pogi-Paddy-2]

I have been a cashier before, although I wouldn't be that cruel to a cashier, the list above was something that came across my register several times before.🤣☯️

[exitseven]

Duct tape
Plastic tub
Battery powered reciprocating saw
Gallon of bleach
Plastic tarp
Rope

[Inexpensivefurniture]

Doughnuts, doughnut holes, superglue

[Wild_Surpise]

Condoms, tampons, fake blood and a hammer.

[Jazquee]

Lol... definitely raise an eyebrow

[ggddf56887]

A single giant zucchini and a bootie of Ky

[msc545]

Construction explosives and handcuffs

[ayomanwya]

Xanax, alcohol, methamphetamine

[JamieLoves]

1000 condoms