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What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?
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Depends on the cashier really hehe! I know some that are not phased about any item that you buy as long as they just get on with their job and finish the day, they don't question it.
While I know others that get awkward or ask questions about every item you buy or they get uncomfortable looking at certain items since they know what they will be used for such as like condoms.
Personally I myself even find it awkward buying condoms at a counter, I have done it before but analysed before hand to make sure there were no other people in the shop and finally went to a check out with a guy at the counter, it was still uncomfortable though.
So I would say that 3 items combined that could lead to disturbed uncomfortable ideology of the cashier is probably... Tape, Rope and Condoms, that would cause a big awkwardness I think, especially if it was a guy placing it in front of a female cashier I think, it would be awkward enough buying them but also uncomfortable if they started asking why you were getting that trio of items because then it would make you flustered too o_o
Well I don't know if anybody on here has heard of or shopped at Costco or anything. (For the most part I'll go with a "yes" on this assumption)
During this time & way before this COVID BS hit all around the world,... I already got all of my food items that I needed to prepare & have lunch at a job.
After consuming a sandwich,... I usually would have something like a granola bar, apple, cookies,... just something like that along with my lunch.
I went inside of a Costco store to get 1 item,... yes, just 1 item. That's all I wanted was just that 1 item which is a pack of cookies. That was it... that's all... yes, that was it.
Grabbed the cookies I was seeking & went to the cashier girl.
Female Cashier: Hello sir, what do you have for today?
Me: just this (shows her the pack of cookies)
Female Cashier: (looks at the pack of cookies, looks up at me & gives me a strange look) You're kidding me? Just this? Just this pack of cookies & that's it?
Me: Yep, that's all I need for today at your store is just this.
Female Cashier: Oh my God you are just crazy! I can't believe you just want this & that's it! That's just crazy & weird!
Me: That's okay sweetheart, I've been called much worse than that, so just ring this through & just get this processed.
Female Cashier: Yeah but cookies?
Me: Hey! A sale is a sale, business is business, your store location is still getting money from me & a minor part of this money is going towards your cheque. I don't care if I belong in an asylum just because I purchased 1 item from your store or not,... just ring this through, so I can pay for this.
Tough question. Mostly because it doesn’t have to be 3 combined things to make a cashier uncomfy lol.
As a cashier I saw many things. The customer who stood out to me as most uncomfortable was a 70-75 year old man buying condoms and lube and winking at me and licked his lips as I rang it through.
A comparison of “most uncomfortable customer ever” over lunch a few years ago mine was rated 3rd. Second place was a woman, again around 75-80 who returned some banana flavoured lube. When asked why she said “it just doesn’t... *crouches and makes circular motions over her genital area* TINGLE”.
1st place was a clear win.
A woman came up to the customer service desk huffy and said “I bought some meat here the other day and I cooked it and it was off” The assistant asked if she had the receipt so she could do a refund and the customer said “no, but I have a jar of my vomit” and plonked it down.
the"she's a crackhead look"...1) Choreboy
2) rubbing alcohol
3) lighter
The "she's single/ horny look"1) cucumber
2) eggplant
3) lube
The eggplant and lube sounds a bit personal... this question is just for fun Ha Ha Ha
(takes the eggplant back out of the cart) "fine"...😞
Then instead...
*Big boiling pot
*Cheese grater
*Cookbook for cannibals
Better 🤷🏼♀️🤣🤣
Bahahahahahahaha I need to report you to GAG
"They'll never take me alive" hehe
Ha ha ha sending coded messages to GAG investigators now.
Omg don't joke there was cops all over yesterday... Think someone got shot in the head right across the busy street from my house, well alley then a store than busy street then stop mall where think the shooting happened... Funny tho cuz an hour before my niece popped in unannounced like she always does pounding on the door, jiggling the handle, so I opened the door and shot her... CALM DOWN LOL used my grandson's nerf uzi gun...🤣🤣🤣
OMG you could have poked her eye out Brains ha ha ha
Nah I'm a good shit got her once in the shoulder the other to the chest...🎯🔫🤣
*good shot lolol well good shit too 🤣🤣
Per your update; I wonder if that's why they were out of cucumbers at Pick N Save today when went shopping with my niece and nephew in law 🤔 LOL
Horny women out there... funny how you noticed by accident I presume lol
Hehe but that's okay got the other three items, boiling pot cheese grater and cookbook, wanna come over for dinner 🤣
@Gaginvestigations Ha Ha Ha
Wow what happened to snitches get stitches 🤣
Have you ever seen the Matrix? I am NEO up in this bitch! LOL
🤣🤣
Hay after you are done with the cook book may I borrow it?😂😂😂
@Tylermassengill as long as you don't invite me to dinner, sure 🤣
Why not, I might need help eating my brothers
@Tylermassengill 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why would I want to eat someone who is just trying to help me?
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Latex tubing, lube, razor blades.
I was a cashier for a while. There is nothing. Anything the store sells is assumed reasonable to buy. And the job is so mind numbing my only interest was in finding the barcode as quickly as possible. The only thing that ever got my attention was when a cute girl bought something. Then I might look at what she's buying to try to figure out if she was flirting with me or something (when I was young I thought this sort of thing would be subtle enough that it could be confused for random placement of things on a conveyor belt).
I think buying 10 crab legs might make the cashier jealous you have money and be motivated to overcharge or having a cart full of nothing except chocolate products like chocolate milk and chocolate yogurt and chocolate collagen powder and chocolate fondue and chocolate cake and chocolate bars and chocolate soy milk or having a grocery cart where everything is the same colour like blueberries and blue care bears and blue pens and blue paint and blue jeans and blue jackets etc...
Don't be pissed at cashiers and parking maids.
To most of them, this is the highest point of their carreer or they don't have any other choice. So they're stuck there, while you have enough money to buy something at that spot, FORCE them to serve you buy counting your groceries, and then walk away smiling to go on with your life while they're stuck serving another customer.
I was in a supermarket with a friend at 4:00 AM a while back. We had accidentally taken some LSD and when we weren't getting high in about 30 minutes we accidentally took some more. We decided to stop at a local 24 hour market thinking that spending all the funds we had available might be wisely invested in whipped cream cans to get the NO2 out of them.
We were checking out with the 9 cans that it seemed our pooled funds could afford when another customer came in the store. It was a state cop. There is nothing illegal about shopping @ 4 AM nor is there any law against spending all the change you have on whipped cream. But when your pupils are completely dilated and your laughing your ass off it sure seems weird
some stores here in the uk still also sell porn magazines so buying them alongside a bottle of baby oil often gets a raised eyebrow from the female cashier
I would think so ha ha ha
I went with my friend and his girlfriend to the store once. He bought a razor, condoms and chocolate syrup ( for ice cream ).
As they were about to pay I appeared and said " come on you to, hurry up, I can't wait to get home!" ( I needed to go to the toilet ). The cashier looked at the bought items, then at me, then at the two of them. Gave us a weird look. My friend saw her, and said " Ok, we're coming. Don't be so impatient." Just to joke eithy the cashier. 😂🤣
OMG these responses are cracking me up.
By themselves:
-2 (or more) box of condoms
-A box of female hygiene products
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Together
-Rope, candy, and condoms
What I want to know is "what the heck kind of grocery store sells hazmat suits? 😱🤔🤯
- 200L air tight and base resistant plastic barrel
- 100 kg caustic soda
- Hazmat + gloves
- Gas Mask with filters
- hacksaw (optional)
I like to buy a lot of icecream these days because I buy everything in bulk due to Co-VID and when I bought the icecream the cashier was clearly wanting to ask a lot of questions.
It was about 20 big tubs of icecream, we have 4 frezzers and 2 fridges at our home.
Let me just see the sometime and tell you the one thing I can buy that will spare me the cashier's weird looks, and that is
A casket
A shovel
A book titled “how to bury a cashier”
bahahahahahaha
I think you’d more likely get weird looks from cashiers if a foreign asked for 3 things they didn’t have: 1) car batteries, international power converter, and 3) British products in American stores. And people from India/Pakistan ask these insane questions all the time; as I cashier I see it happen. Sorry, I know that’s kind of the opposite answer.
Eyes will start wondering when you are buying stuff like this & the second you walk away I’m sure the cashier & bag boy or girl will wonder was well.
Hahahaha I some times do it on purpose. If I see a cute female. I put a sticky note on the condom box "Ready when you are, text me# ( ˘ ³˘)♥". Either she smiles or laughs.
Extra large condoms, lube, and an enema, or a big cucumber
good gosh, the list would be endless. Lmao in all seriousness. Rubber gloves, condoms and diapers. That could mean you're freaking kinky, or you just happen to need rubber gloves for using chemicals, the condoms for sex and diapers because you have a baby or urinary incontinence. But imagine what the store clerk might think
It’s not what I buy, it’s what I say: “Excuse, can you hold on to my groceries, while I go get my money in the car. Thanks”
*excuse me*,
Hehe, that never happened to me. I think they are more concerned with sales than what the customer will do with sold items.
And if they give me weird looks, then I'd just ask "What? Did someone offend you? Or did I commit a crime?"
Yeah, the buying of all the ether in wal-mart would have turned into a crime if the cashier had actually taken my money instead of acting all weird and calling the cops first. There's a limit to how much you can own before taking fire precautions and exceeding the DEA limit for precursors.
All I know is it is a fun chemical with a lot of uses. Obviously mine being completely legitimate water/oil in separatory funnels... To the point though, never had anyone care what I was buying besides that one, the two shopping carts filled with starter fluid, road flares and bullets.
Candles, Chocolate, Doc Johnson Power Plus Delay Cream for Men
Lidocaine burn spray/cream would work the same and probably be cheaper. I mean, I get what the purpose is, pound like you're tenderizing meat... but you're going to be wrecked in the morning too.
Way easier to just go for two or three times in a day instead of a local anesthetic.
Well the store sells it so this is very unprofessional
This has never happened to me, i don't buy condoms or glue
My family has and mever mentioned such a thing
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